I HAVE COME DOWN TO ONE OF THE FINEST CONCERT VENUES IN THE
WORLD HERE IN LOS ANGELES, THE FORUM WHERE ALL THE GREATEST
ARTISTS PLAY, WE HAVE COME TO GIVE ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES A
WELL DESERVED BREAK SINCE IT'S SUCH A GOOD VENUE WE'LL GO
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP AND FIND THE GENERAL MANAGER, LET'S GO AND
FIND HIM.
HEY, HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING.
>> I'M JAMES, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> NICE TO TO SEE YOU.
>> HOW IS IT GOING.
>> ARE YOU THE GENERAL MANAGER AT THE FORUM.
>> THAT'S WAY DO.
>> WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE AT THE FORUM TONIGHT.
>> TONIGHT WE HAVE THE I-HEART JINGLE BALL.
>> WHO SON THE BILL.
>> WE HAVE SAM SMITH, WE HAVE DEMI LOVATO, TAYLOR SWIFT, A
WHOLE BUNCH OF ACTS.
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO STEP IN, I COULD STEP IN, I COULD RUN THIS
PLACE.
>> COULD YOU BE THE GM FOR ME.
>> YES.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY.
>> GREAT.
>> I WILL LOOK AFTER THE PLACE FOR YOU, DON'T YOU WORRY.
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S GOT TO GO.
I MEAN THAT'S-- THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
(APPLAUSE) THIS IS NORMALLY THE GENERAL
HANGER.
GENERAL HANGER.
WHAT'S THIS?
>> I'M GOING GO IN.
>> NO, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
>> RIGHT, WELL I'M THE GENERAL MANAGER.
REMEMBER THE FACE, OKAY.
OH, LOOK AT.
THIS NO WONDER IT'S CALLED FUN AND GAMES.
WE'LL HAVE SOME GREENS.
MIEND IF I JOIN?
SO WHAT'S GOING DOWN, FELLAS?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON.
I'M JAMES CORDEN, GENERAL MANAGER OF THE FORUM.
I COULD BE SOME CRAZED LUNATIC FAN, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT GOOD
ENOUGH, NOT UNDER MY WATCH.
YOU NEED A GREATER LEVEL OF SECURITY THAN THIS.
>> OKAY.
>> THAN THIS.
OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THAT.
>> I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
>> IT IS DIFFERENT FOR ME.
I DID MARTIAL ARTS.
TRY AND GRAB MY HAND.
TRY AND GRAB MY HAND, TRY AND GRAND MY HAND.
THERE.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN, FACE THE
WALL, FACE THE WALL, FACE THE WALL.
LOOK AT THAT NOT FROYO GIVE ME THAT, GET OUT, OUT, GET OUT, GET
OUT.
OUT, OUT.
>> THAT IS MY TOUR MANAGER.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, MATE, COME BACK N YOU HAVE TO FEEL
SAFER WITH ME NOW, DON'T SNU LIKE TRY AND GET OUT OF THE
ROOM.
>> OKAY.
>> IS' A BIT TIRED.
>> BACKOFF!
THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
>> I WILL BE OUTSIDE IF YOU NEED ME.
>> GINGER BREADMAN IS ON LOCKDOWN.
>> THANK YOU FOR BEING ANYWHERE AT ANY POINT.
PEOPLE SAID TO ME THE SECURITY GUARDS, DO YOU EVER SWITCH OFF,
I SAY IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE THAT, I'M IN A SORT OF TRANSYENT
STATE.
>> WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE.
>> GINGER BREADMAN, GINGER BREADMAN, OPEN THE DOOR.
KEEP THE VENUE ON LOCKDOWN.
>> HIT THE DECK, HIT THE DECK, HIT THE DECK.
>> CALL THROUGH.
>> GINGER BREADMAN STILL SAFE.
>> OKAY.
>> STAY IN YOUR SEATS EVERYBODY, PLEASE.
STAY IN YOUR SEAT.
CAN WE STAY IN THAT SEAT, PLEASE, STAY IN THAT SEAT.
EVERYBODY IN YOUR SEAT.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> COME ON, MAN.
>> YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.
>> HAVE FUN.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD.
>> I'M THE GENERAL MANAGER OF THE FORUM TODAY, JUST MAKING
SURE EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT, MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS BE DO.
JUST CHECKING.
YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING ON YOUR RISER, RED APPLES, COCONUT
WATER, HEMORRHOID CREAM, DID YOU GET YOUR HEMORRHOID CREAM.
>> THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT MY-- .
>> COCONUT, EVIAN, HEMORRHOID CREAM.
>> NO, NO, DEFINITELY, THAT'S NOT ON MY WAIVER.
>> SO I'LL SCRATCH THE HEMORRHOID CREAM.
>> NO HEMORRHOID CREAM.
WRITTEN THAT DOWN.
I WANT TO YOU RELAX, BIG SHOW TONIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO HOP INTO
MY-- CHAIR, I WILL SET THESE -- JUST TRY AND RELAX.
I WILL JUST-- OHMMMMM, OLMMMM.
>> NIALL, NIALL, NIALL GET OUT THERE, GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW,
OKAY?
GOOD LUCK, BUTTEDDEE.
-- BUDDY.
THE BIGGEST THING I WOULD CHANGE AROUND HERE IS SOME OF THE
ARTWORK ON THE WALLS.
THEY MADE AN ODD CHOICE.
YOU COME THIS WAY, IMAGINE ALL OF THE ARTISTS THAT HAVE SAT
HERE.
I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THEM, I KNOW THAT DIDO HAD A
PARTICULARLY BAD TIME ON THIS ONE.
DJ KALAS [BLEEP] THAT.
DOLLY PARTON.
THAT SAND WASN'T THERE ORIGINALLY, SHE HAD BEEN AT THE
BEACH THAT DAY.
GENERAL MANAGER, THANK YOU.
THERE SHE IS.
>> HELLO.
>> WOW.
EVERYTHING IS OKAY, BEING TAKEN CARE OF, PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
AFTER YOU.
>> I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED.
>> CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING.
>> NO.
>> DO YOU WANT BIGGER EARRINGS.
>> I COULD GET YOU SOME BIGGER EARRINGS, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET
YOU SOME BIGGER EARRINGS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> I FEEL PRETTY GOOD, I FEEL A LITTLE TIRED SO I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.
>> James: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> James: ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>> Y.
>> James: YOU ARE DEMI LA [BLEEP] LA VATO, YOU ARE GOING
TO GET OUT THERE AND SLOW THOSE PEOPLE WHO YOU ARE WHICH IS THE
BEST FEMALE VOCALIST MAKING MUSIC TODAY.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> James: EXACTLY.
UP HIGH, TAKE IT DOWN, ON THE BACK DRK DSH, NO, YOU DO ME ON
THE BACK AND YOU I DO YOU.
>> [BLEEP] KNOW HOW THO DO THIS.
>> James: UP TOP, UP DOWN, ON THE BACK-- NO, YOU DO ME ON THE
BACK.
>> HOY DO I DO YOU ON THE BACK.
>> TAKE IT DOWN, ON THE BACK AND SLIDE.
THAT'S A GOOD SHAKE, WE'LL WORK ON THAT NEXT TIME.
GENERAL MANAGER, I MEAN IT'S A BREEZE.
YOU BASICALLY JUST GO AROUND SPEAKING OF FAMOUS PEOPLE, HOW
HARD IS IT?
HELLO?
YEP, THIS IS THE GENERAL MANAGER.
WHAT?
TAYLOR SWIFT.
ONE OF THE DANCERS IS DOWN.
I CAN FIX IT.
I WILL FIX THIS, I WILL FIX THIS RIGHT NOW.
OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
>> OH MY GOD TAYLOR, TAYLOR.
YOU HAVE A DANCER DOWN, HOW IS IT GOING.
>> GREAT.
>> I'M REGGIE, I WILL SLOT RIGHT IN, PROBLEM SOLVED.
>> FROM THE TOP, EVERYBODY.
WHY?
OH?
CUZ SHE'S DEAD.
>> OH, LET'S LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME, LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE WEARING THIS ON STAGE?
>> I WAS INTENDING-- YES.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS, THEY'RE NOT AUDIBLE WORDS,
THAT'S NOT-- I DON'T KNOW.
>> WE'RE ALL HAPPY WITH IT.
>> LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
>> WAIT, I GOT A MICROPHONE SO I COULD PROBABLY ADD SOME LIKE-- I
COULD ADD SOME STUFF OVER THE TOP.
DO YOU WANT ME TO BE UP HERE.
>> NO, THAT'S OKAY.
>> LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
I THINK THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A STRETCH BREAK.
>> STRETCH IF OUT, NO ONE WANTS TO PULL A HAMMY, STRETCH IT OUT.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO PULL A MUSCLE.
>> I'M FINE, I GOT IT.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOUT BECAUSE SHE'S DEAF.
BECAUSE SHE'S DEAF.
LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO.
♪.
>> TAYLOR TAYLOR.
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO SING MY NAME?
>> TAYLOR.
>> NO, JUST BE LIKE A TRY TO MIX LIKE TAYLOR.
TAYLOR HERE IT, HEAR IT, TAYLOR OKAY.
TAYLOR.
>> YOU STILL WANT ME TO DO THIS?
>> LER.
♪ PLAWTION PLAWS WHEN I SAY TAYLOR YOU SAY SWIFTED.
>> TAYLOR.
>> SWIFT.
>> TAYLOR SWIFT.
>> WHEN I SAY JAMES YOU SAY.
>> FRANCO.
WAS THAT WRONG, WAS THAT THE WRONG-- I THOUGHT WE WERE NAMING
OUR FAVORITE JAMES.
WHAT IS THE-- .
>> James: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS PRANK LIKE THIS.
>> ITS WITH A JOKE.
>> James: I AM GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, GET READY AND WE
ARE GOING TO GIVE THIS A HELL OF A SHOW. WHOOO!
>> SOK OKAY SO GO NOW, GO NOW, RUN, DO NOT WALK.
>> OKAY.
GUYS?
>> JAMES.
>> MY MAN, HOW YOU BEEN.
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD BREAK.
>> YEAH.
>> DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME.
>> YEAH.
>> I'M GENERAL MANAGED THIS PLACE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN.
>> EVERYBODY IS HAPPY.
>> EVERYBODY IS BUZZING, THEY'RE HAPPY.
I WANT TO GET OUT AND ENJOY THE REST OF THE SHOW.
>> HAVE A GREAT TIME.
>> THANKS SO MUCH, SEE YOU.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE, THE FOR BEING SUCH
INCREDIBLE SPORTS.
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AT 8 P.M. ON THURSDAY THE 14th.