i am in a mood a very specific type of
mood a mood where i just want to sit
back
kick my feet up and [ __ ] around with you
guys
and i think that this is a great time to
do it when you feel your mood
just go for it man normally i'm asking
you guys to send me the funniest things
you've ever seen
or things like that but right now i want
you guys to send me
the weirdest and creepiest videos you
can find i tweeted this out
you should go follow me on twitter
because you're gonna miss sweet tasty
action like this if you don't
and you're also going to miss my floppy
banana and i want to see what you
absolute
babies conjured up okay i want to be
actually
weirded out i want to i want to be
uncomfortable i want to go to bed
tonight and not be able to sleep can you
do that for me internet can you make
that happen
am i what you got this is a great start
i like the look of this clip
it was weak that was incredibly weak
i told you guys i'm in a mood i'm not
gonna go easy on you this time you think
i'm gonna do the funny ha has to
everything that you send me
i'm not this is good this is big boy
time
you have to try hard i have very high
standards for this okay it's tick-tock
it's already scary enough
homie sent you this it's because they
want you to know
she seemed
okay
that's a good start hell yes
swm devotee be like them
they've got the floppy banana award
right now that's amazing i like that i'm
very uncomfortable
my butthole did a little whoop
what the hell does this say i'm coming
to eat your toes
all right scary but not that scary
or creepy or weird you can't you can't
you can't send me stuff
with music in it i can't react to it
if it's copyrighted music it's not going
to go up in the channel
can i just say right off the bat
immediately
i love your name coffee addict
trainwreck i love that that describes
me perfectly
a baby's head in one of these jars is
this going to get weird at all
it better i'm right i'm i'm this close
to clicking away
what is he saying
kind gesture to somebody like their
partner's gonna come home
and find a t-heart on the ground
oh yeah in the bath as
no don't do it i'm
kind of glad that i don't know what he
was saying in that entire clip he could
have been calling my mother
the worst names on planet earth but you
know what
she's been called worse can i just point
out that new twitter
my twitter just got updated to this
today and i
absolutely hate it new twitter is a
disease and we need to find the cure now
pika pikachu
pikachu pika pika pikachu
pika pikachu pikachu
i don't want to peek at you i was gonna
say that this wasn't that weird
but as i realized i was watching it my
face was like
the entire time that's more cringe than
anything that's a video that exists on
the internet somebody made this
pika pikachu pikachu okay
moving on what you got jelly beans good
luck
okay oh it says in great
i couldn't even read it i thought it
said a much worse word that i cannot put
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up
you are ungrateful you live here
i took you and i keep you oh my god all
this is making
my ears do is my tinnitus flare up
i don't know what way i just said that
[ __ ] sentence but
i feel like my head's going to explode
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you live here no
okay the ending a little creepier
the ending was a little weird but the
rest of it
felt like it was trying a little too
hard it felt like baby's first
scary video but thankfully the tonight
is
is it kicked in i've been listening to
that all night
so that's uncomfortable so mission
accomplished
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okay
i have no idea what that was jackie
thank you very much for that one that
legitimately freaked me out
i did not like that at all we have a
winner so far
jackie's on top of the leaderboard is
anyone gonna take her over
it's up to you guys you have the power
to change this
it's gonna be too late by the time the
video goes up but who cares
it's all fun and games
is that what it's like to have sex as a
as a 29 year old man i've never had sex
i'm a pure clean virgin boy i'm gonna
see
see saint peter at the gates he's gonna
let me walk straight through he won't
even ask for id
oh hell yeah oh hell yeah
i'm all about it is that a game is this
a game
i want to play this game send me a link
to this game
session d96 send me this game
i need to play it i need it in my life
that's cool
all right turquoise what you got cows
and cows and cows
this is bad boy play oh wait this is a
syriac video
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i've seen some of these before i know
where this is going this is a good time
this is not creepy it is weird though
tag yourself which one are you i i'm the
i'm the short one
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cow spiders oh jesus
oh okay syriac
are you okay are you doing well
i hope so what are you doing these days
what's syriac up to these days
siriak still uploading two months ago
horse destroys the universe oh
baby we're going down a rabbit hole now
once upon a time
there was a horse the end
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yes
oh man
oh did i just get sold something i
i didn't i i bought the book
that was weird i don't even remember
clicking purchase i blame you turquoise
you made me buy things
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[ __ ]
oh all of my [ __ ] nopes
take them they're free you can have all
of them
that is some straight up
anal fuel i was like oh nice little
whale sounds
i love whales they're great
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oh [ __ ] no
why why you at the playground at
nighttime that's the [ __ ] real
question
you're the creep my name is samantha i
have tourette's
i would like a job at mcdonald's this is
my resume
um [ __ ] you uh so anyways
i'm a really good [ __ ] singer hello
my name is samantha yes samantha
[ __ ] you i'm a really good [ __ ]
samantha you're amazing i love you
don't get me wrong i'm not laughing at
people with tourette's i'm not trying to
make fun of that i know it's a very
serious thing and some people's lives
are dictated
by having that it's not what i'm saying
but
this video is really great samantha is a
legend
samantha goes into the jacksepticeye
hall of fame plus she used her cat as a
resume
that's all you need all you need is a
cat for a resume you don't need
anything else hold on i'll go get my
resume here's my resume
this is my resume right here give me
every job
on earth please his name is big boss
and he's the sweetest little man you're
the tiniest little sir aren't you
he was he was snoozing wanna you wanna
say hi
give yourself a [ __ ] beck says just
search weird animations on youtube and
the trauma will begin you know what
i've never actually done that earth and
moon
i'm just going to come out and say it
that i don't think this is
scientifically accurate
oh god oh my god they're giving
birth to an earth baby i thought i
finished playing death stranding
sweet cheeks of jesus's beard
what the [ __ ]
i i hate this i hate
everything that's happening to me right
now every instinct in my body is telling
me to run away
you know how they say fight or flight
kicks in sometimes it's just flight
sometimes you don't even get a chance to
fight because your brain doesn't know
how to fight it
of course of course you don't get it
it's oh okay neither do i and that kids
is how i met your mother oh
i do not want this
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if i wanted to make a weird video i
don't think i could think of something
this strange this is
art it's viscerally making me feel
something it's making me want to
devolve back to the ocean what's their
most popular video
okay the chef's one and then earth and
moon okay let's go to the next one
okay they didn't get great ratings on
these 76 74
shocking this one has a better rating
though
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just heading to the store with my bottle
of heads no problems it's fine you're
the [ __ ] weird
one
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this is like teletubbies on meth this is
what
this is probably what teletubbies looks
like to kids
oh my god
oh yeah sure why not
why not what the [ __ ]
i'm i'm stopping i'm stopping i'm
uncomfortable
i didn't think it was actually going to
get weird i thought you guys were a
bunch of babies who had nothing
but you came out swinging i'm proud of
you i'm gonna have nightmares tonight
i'm gonna be dreaming of spiders
impregnating me
and then eating my own progeny i think
you could do a lot worse though
i think you guys have some stuff up your
sleeves
i'm gonna do a round two of this so you
better be
prepared you better scour the internet
and find
the weirdest [ __ ] that you can find
cringe
weirdy creepy whatever you could find
i look at it so keep an eye out for that
one don't forget to follow me on twitter
jack underscore septic underscore i some
[ __ ] stole my original name before now
there's a load of followers in this one
so there's no point changing it
but i will call upon you the jackseptic
community
we will ride again into the bowels of
madness
also don't forget to subscribe and hit
the bell because then you'll be notified
when it's going up because who the [ __ ]
knows what the hell youtube's doing
anymore
and also if you're questioning your
existence and you got very uncomfortable
and everything about that was torture
then leave a like in the video
and if you didn't feel any of those
i'm i'm very sorry that your parents
have failed you
anyway that's it for me i'm going to
take the super glue and super glue my
eye shut now thank you bye bye good
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[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
night
i want death