Last time Nephew Nick make ramen
Most step correct
Just his broth too dirty
This time he making egg fried rice
The perfect fried rice
Can something like that even exist?
Perfect fried rice? By this guy?
Uncle Roger can't tell who more white and straight
This guy or his teeth
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Haiya
Uncle Roger living at Nephew Nigel new place
This shithole
Nephew Nigel, why you move here?
Are you sure this place finished building already?
Because Uncle Roger feeling like I living in construction site haiya
I just moved in, Uncle
I'll put some shelves up, I'll paint the walls and you're living here rent-free
So stop complaining
The perfect fried rice
I think I know the one and only man that has the power and the knowledge to be able to judge
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is Uncle Roger
Haiya Nephew Nick, why you look so sunburnt today
Did you go on holiday or something
SPF as important as MSG
Not long ago, I made an amazing ramen
And according to Uncle Roger I hit about four out of the five steps properly
Only missing the aroma oil
But aside from potentially missing one of those steps
Uncle Roger had a few other reservation about the video
He said that I should not be spanking anything, no food no nothing in videos down the road
Don't spank your dinner
Get room and spank your girlfriend
I mean you can spank me
For the video of course
WTF
What what what
I mean you can spank me
For the video of course
WTF
What kind of weird relationship he have with his video guy?
Nephew Nick, don't spank your video guy
Your girlfriend gonna get jealous haiya
Well I'm taking it up a notch
Uncle Roger I have your very own orange shirt
And I'm going to make Manny put it on
Put it on Manny
You spank him
And you make him dress up for you
Who you think you are
Hugh Hefner
Is Manny a Playboy bunny? haiya
And before I made this recipe
I thought it would be a good idea to reach out and ask Uncle Roger
to give Nephew Nick a bit of advice
Egg fried rice, so simple! It 3 ingredient
Egg, fire and rice
Ugh
Nephew Nick, Keep your tongue in mouth
Nobody want to see your tongue
Don't look at me like that, so gross haiya
You are not on Love Island, stop doing this tongue shit
If niece and nephew go to bar
And someone look at you like this
Don't accept drink from them
Last time Nephew Nick have babyface
This video he got roofie face, What happened?
Nick, What happened?
Nick looking at me
Like he's looking at a piece of meat
You know what you do them
Uncle Roger, I know we can handle that
In fact, we can do you one better
Now, I think we are ready to begin our process
He keep talking with his hand again
Toss a quick like on the video, I promise it's the only
Hit like on my video also
Hit like
I'm heading right now to an Asian grocery store
I'm truly going above and beyond for this video
I mean we are not going to hold back one
Put your hand on steering wheel haiya
You're driving so dangerous
You gonna to crash your car
The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving
Uncle Roger I'm gonna make you a happy happy man today
Auntie Helen said that before too
Haiya dirty shit again
MSG
Fuiyoh MSG good, good
What is that
He so young, but he already got that dad dancing move
When they say white people can't dance, this what they mean
The wok so big!
I know, right
The wok is bigger than me
-You want some? -No
I'm back from the grocery store but like I said one more thing
It is imperative when you order take out
Take out?
Cuz leftover rice is king
Leftover rice, correct
But make your own rice
Don't just get from takeout haiya
Making fried rice with freshly cooked rice you might be a serial killer
So last night I did exactly that
Okay so it's the evening now I'm in my car
This angle too close
Nephew Nick, we don't need to see your pore
But in addition to having great food
They have something else that always makes me happy
and it may not make much sense but something in particular that they do
Makes me feel like they really know what they're doing with their food
Here it is
If you can't tell, I get this place partly because of the bag
I got plenty of rice, this is going to be good
Bag quite cute
Here it is
I couldn't possibly even ate that rice but
Wait, you really using rice from the Chinese takeout
MasterChef final, can't afford rice cookers, so sad
Now we get to make fried rice with leftover rice the way that it should be
Right here all of our ingredients
First of course we have our leftover rice, then we have some green onions
Some garlic, chili, a little bit of pork fat
Correct, pork fat, nice
You can even use butter if you want
No don't use butter
Some soy sauce
Soy sauce good
White pepper, nice
Let's get started
Nice chopping
Wasting egg haiya
Nephew Nick, I know you think showing slow motion of egg is cool
But no need to do that
We all know what egg look like
So we prep all our ingredients it's time to get cooking
Don't do that, that wok not gong
I understand that this right here might be the biggest wok you've ever seen
that I can make a lot of fried rice with it
But I find it's much more fun to have a big wok shaped like this to be able to toss
Agree
But hold on, I told you there will be a twist
-I'm Persian and -Twist?
My favourite things to make from Persian Cuisine is called Tahdig which is a crispy rice
Interesting
I like to make some crispy bit throughout
Crispy rice, interesting texture for egg fried rice
And now, we are back to the wok
Fuiyoh, nice fire
Wait what
"Uncle Roger will be in this wok if he makes fun of me again"
Uncle Nick ,You're welcome to toss Uncle Roger anytime
Sorry children
Also also Uncle Roger surprised
Why the fire alarm not going off
To start we will go heat on
And then the entire bag of MSG
Wait, a whole bag?
Pack your fried rice with flavor
-No no -Just kidding
Start off, we gonna season our wok with pork fat
Don't OD on MSG
I just want to move this around and let it coat the entire wok
What we doing right now it's called seasoning our pan
Good
And it's super important especially if you're using a pan made out of a material like this
Next, I am going into bowl with 3 eggs
But after you season, you need to throw out old oil
And use new cold oil, hopefully you do that
Egg yolk and two additional egg
Those of you watching better master the one-handed egg crack
Very impressive
Making sure that they're nice and fully combined. The additional egg yolk will provide
Chopstick to stir egg, not bad
Also more fat, and who doesn't love fat
I'm also gonna season as I go, hitting it with just a little bit of white pepper
Nice
Into our wok we go
Just watch that beautiful egg puffs up
My goal now is to keep it nice and fluffy while
Texture look good, nice and fluffy, correct
Now the egg is all set, I'm gonna go in with some chilli or pepper, whatever you have
And then a nice bit of minced garlic
Hmm
Let it get nice and aromatic
I choose to put garlic and chili after the eggs so it doesn't burn immediately
Uncle Roger usually put garlic as first thing
Because garlic take a while to become fragrant
I choose to put garlic and chili after the eggs so it doesn't burn immediately
I think I only gonna burn
Because Nephew Nick forgot to change to cold oil haiya
At this point, it's time to add our beautiful leftover fluffy white rice
Rice look good, go thank the Chinese takeout for me
At least he not using packet rice
So still better than Jamie Oliver
By the way niece and nephew
Did you know Jamie Oliver used to have restaurant?
It called 15 because that how many people like his food
Now we finally reach the point for our MSG
And we gonna be generous with it
Nice, nice
Then It's time for a little bit of soy sauce
Soy sauce, soy sauce you should pour on side
Let it sizzle on side of the wok
Then slowly rolled down to the rice
But it ok, this fried rice still look good
You got the sauce
And it's spicy
A little bit of soy sauce
A nice handful of green onion because I love green onions
And a pinch of white pepper to season it all up
And right here is where you can normally finish up that fried rice
Fuiyoh, look at that tossing
Look at that muscle
Look at that muscle here
Nephew Nick, I thought you have girlfriend
But this arm muscle look like arm of single man
Since Auntie Helen left, Uncle Roger forearm muscle also get so strong
But only this one hand
And just like that, our fried rice is perfect
But not without a bit of Tahdig aka crispy rice
Crispy rice go in, this interesting
Uncle Roger never see this before
Crisp on the bottom, listen
I'm gonna add this to our fried rice
Essentially just gently folding it in to leave some of those big crispy parts intact
But your crispy rice, no seasoning, no flavor
So you will mix it with the season fried rice
So with every bite, half the bite have flavour, half the bite no flavour
That gonna be bit weird
You eat the fried rice and it's 50/50
Sometimes it good, sometime you feel like you have COVID- can't taste shit
Once I loosely break that up and put in our crispy rice
My fried rice is ready to serve
Also don't freak out, this not non-stick pan
You can use metal utensils on it
And if you got those crazy skills you can flick it right back up onto the spoon
Fuiyoh
Nice skill, good
And quite honestly, I'm not even going to try to make it pretty
I'm just going to pile on, the way that it's meant to be served
Correct, no need pretty, just taste good is enough
A few more green onions for that color
And in my humble opinion, this right here is the perfect fried rice
Uncle Roger, Today I hope Nephew Nick has made you very proud
I'm sorry you can't be here to taste it but here we go
That is really really good
Uncle Roger gonna deliver my verdict in the style of Nephew Nick
Nephew Nick, Uncle Roger so proud of you
You make fried rice it looks so good
But I cannot give you the uncle title
Because you didn't make the rice yourself haiya
Look, we have a lucky cat there
I couldn't find a way to display it
So I just put some boxes together as a shelf
Uncle Roger want to show my handwaving cat
But I don't have any shelf behind me
So I use boxes as shelf
So smart
What kind of weird relationship he have with his v?
With, with his
Nephew Nigel filming all my videos
He never offer to let me spank him before
Last time Nick have baby face, this video he have roofie face, what happened?
Sorry Nick
By the way did you know Jamie Oliver used to have restaurant?
His restaurant named 15
Because how many people like his food
Since Auntie Helen left, Uncle Roger forearm muscle also get so strong
But only for one hand