Now I've got my earplugs.
All right, three, two, one, go!
Oh!
( theme music playing )
- Hello, I'm Gav. - I'm Dan.
Welcome to "The Super Slow Show,"
There are some steps. To my right you can see
a lovely assortment of glass wear
and plates and ornaments and things,
but all I really see
is paintball target practice.
Yes. I love smashing stuff.
- It's so satisfying. - It is very satisfying.
Let's make this a little challenge.
The Phantom can record for about five seconds,
so we'll each take five seconds
with a paintball gun,
and see who does the most damage.
Each thing could be one point.
- Safety off. - Safety's off.
- I'll count you in. - Okay.
Three, two, one...
trigger!
Good. That wasn't bad.
- Gee. - You sent glass all over.
( laughs )
- Gah. - You've actually turned this plate
into something, like, someone had a pizza.
Just wipe the rest of the sauce on it.
All right, Dan, you're off.
- Dan:
Gav:
That put me off because then I thought I was aiming too low obviously.
Ah, so, so you thought I'll put another one there.
A little lower.
That was terrible.
Ooh, that was down.
Struck on a plate, one point.
Ooh, you annihilated the glass.
That is the most satisfying thing,
is when you hit the top of the glass
- and it smashes. - Yeah.
Ooh, another smash. Good one.
Isn't this so satisfying?
I love how satisfying it is when stuff does smash.
Oh, you're going over there, another plate.
Easy target, another point.
Another one on the plate.
I wanted the plate to go down.
It's the same point. Doesn't count.
No, it's every time I hit one.
No, it's every time-- every item you hit.
Yeah, I hit it twice.
You sort of have to go right there.
- Dan: Oh, f-- - It was close.
That glass is feeling lucky right now.
Oh, it was so-- no!
How could I miss?
Oh, nice, that was a two-for.
- Dan: That was a two-for. - Gav: That was two points for that.
That was the pizza.
Yeah, that's the pizza plate.
- Ooh! That was-- - Oh, you smashed it. Wicked.
Right at the end of the glass.
- Dan: Yeah! - That was nice.
- Gav: That was satisfying. - Nailed it.
So I got 21 hits?
- Uh... - Think you can beat that?
Did we set a rule on what gun we have to use?
Well, no...
Excellent. Let's go.
So, Dan, I had the lads working
on a little something while were up there.
This is the Shelf Painter 6000.
Why do they call it the Shelf Painter 6000?
Well, Dan, it's because each barrel
has 3,000 paint balls in it.
Oh!
No.
- So... - You can't do that.
It's budging.
- It is bulging. - You can't do that.
It was an effort to get them in. Goggles on, Dan.
What?
- It's gonna annihilate it. - You wanna be over here.
You always cheat.
I wouldn't say it's cheating.
I'd just say it's sort of doing a better job.
( sighs )
Gav: All right...
Three, two, one, go!
Oh, oh...
( laughing )
Bloody hell.
We were right to get down.
Whoa!
I got paint on me.
So did I.
Dan: I got 21 points, right?
Gav: Yeah.
So that means you got at least 3,000 points,
at least.
Absolute carnage.
Can't believe you cheated again.
That's not cheating.
How is that cheating?
We didn't say what gun we had to use.
You can't use that when you go paintballing.
All right, I think we should check out the footage
and see if I got all the points possible.
Happy with that.
Completely unfair, but, you know.
I'm excited to see this one.
I'm kind-- I'm not sure if I'm annoyed
or pleased with you.
Because it was so...
- It was so good. - ...immense.
But again you beat me,
so it's hard to tell.
Just look at that as a shot.
It looks like they could be normal sized paintball guns,
like really close to the lens.
Yeah, the lens is so wide, it's, like, what is the scale?
Yeah, lo and behold...
( whispering ) ...they're not normal paintball guns.
- Oh... - Gav:
Dan:
Oh, my God.
That is a spread.
That is a lot going on.
Look how high some of them went?
I like how they came out in columns,
in, like-- sort of like a big caterpillar,
but then the air blast at the end
flattens it all out into a big pancake.
So it comes out in just two walls of paintballs.
Yeah, just two distinct waves.
Yeah.
- Gav:
You wouldn't stand behind that, would you?
A lot of them bounced back towards us.
Yeah, I got hit by a couple of them.
Oh, do you get points for if they bounce back off the back
and hit the item again?
- Yeah. - Maybe you got more than that many points.
Everything is going off the shelf.
The stuff that's left
looks like it was always painted like that.
Yeah.
That looked class.
Do you remembered when we--
we fired the two paintball guns
at each other?
I do.
Yep.
So when we did it in your garden,
we used normal paintballs about the same distance apart. Right?
That we did.
Now, with your ridiculous inventions,
they're about the same distance.
Do you think they'll hit?
I think they'll hit.
I think they will as well.
Okay.
Now, I've got my earplugs.
All right, three, two, one, go!
Oh! Uh, Gah.
Absolutely misted.
Oh, that was mental.
I didn't see anything. I'll be honest with you.
I didn't see anything. I saw a misting.
One second there was nothing, and there was just...
- Everything. - Like, everything.
All at once.
- Jeez. - I like your invention a lot, by the way.
- It's a good one, isn't it? - I really--
Even though you absolutely annihilated me,
I love your invention.
I just-- I just wanna go and watch that.
- Yeah, let's go see it. - Let's just go watch it.
Gav:
'cause that's gonna do something.
Looks like the left's going.
-
Oh, what?
That looks like one of those Windows, like, color charts
-
- It was like the hue picker. - Yeah, that's it.
It was like the mid-air gradient of mist and color.
Whoa, how cool is that?
That's wicked.
That's a mid-air rainbow.
Because of the colors of the paint and the balls combining,
it just worked perfectly to create a...
Yeah, like all the mixed in the color was right in the middle,
and all the ones that missed are on the edge.
-
It could not have been better.
Scores. 21.
- Uh, all of them. - All of the scores.
No, we're not gonna bother counting.
- I clearly... won. - That's fair.
I mean, that escalated from a challenge
into nothing of the sort.
- Just gratuitous, like, yeah. - Yeah.
Hopefully you enjoyed that video.
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and we'll see you in the next episode
( grunting ) of "The Super Slow Show,"
where I'll probably cheat at another challenge.
Always keep cheatin'.
I'm just gonna step on some of these.
Oh, that's messy.
- Oh! - Don't slip.
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- Gav here. - And Dan.
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- Creepy. - Sorry.
- A bit creepy. - Sorry.