top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and welcome back
to simulacra to also still sick Neroni
are we playing the same game but i am in
the same head space as well that's great
consistency is key when it comes to do
in youtube so last time we we delved
into the phone we restored it a little
bit what is our warden doing we have
Maya's case file we have that on on
record now we have distressed Maya if
you couldn't tell from her face and the
way she was acting let's go into our
chats we have to start interviewing all
of her friends I in the first episode I
also didn't realize that the person on
chimera not you Rex you [ __ ] dingus
okay can I go back the person on chimera
who was telling the story of being like
they were open to their fans and
everything and I was saying don't be too
open and don't rely on her too much as
she was talking about musing everything
that was the Mina friend I didn't put
that together what is this guy saying
is he Oh God
oh I miss [ __ ] god [ __ ] dammit anyway
I just sent you my police report please
respond the hell did you do you but your
hell I need help with your camera there
bud shut up and get back to work I'm
just trying to help you miserable piece
of [ __ ] okay
[ __ ] boomers alright let's so these
send an audio recording this isn't
demeanors there's a lot to get over so
let's go through these I'm not gonna
read it like piece by piece by piece by
piece I'm gonna get out the best stuff
sort of playing so late so I thought
about it I'm in you'll be my first ever
client time for what let's just do this
oh my god I'm so excited thank you so
much for officially being my manager I
feel like the real deal now I'll follow
all of your advice you're gonna be like
recency okay okay okay see you next week
okay that was the 12th of August and
then she didn't reply at all my hair
like it might be a tech issue but a song
I uploaded got removed I removed it
apart Hawaii until you get a hang of
managing your brand everything goes
through me first Kay I'm not feeling too
good about Maya guys this isn't fair you
don't like own me okay Mina I did it for
your own good you give me so much
anxiety right now stop trying to control
me I'm not your popper puppet I'm so
angry okay just relax and you'll see I'm
right soon it's all gonna pay off no I
don't believe this I hate you you're
horrible I can't wait to get a real
manager hmm
okay and that immediately said um Maya
I'm sorry that was really mean I
shouldn't have said that it's not like
you're doing so great yourself right now
to deal it's all going down and
watership down and then 9th of September
that was what 31st of August
oops did I say I got it thank you so
much Maya your advice really worked the
last time I audition they kept telling
me I got the talent but like the
x-factor like who does that even mean
but who cares I did what you said and
they booked me on the spot
I'm scheduled for next month so please
come okay Oh someone's taking a [ __ ]
bass line out for a walk that's
fantastic Jojo is writing about the
brand name Oh Maya can you try talking
to Aria in Rex to get off my back and
let me do my own thing like just let me
breathe I feel like there's just soul so
condescending all the time it's like
it's like really tiring to deal with I
mean I I know they're older than me and
stuff but I'm not a kid okay oh my god
it's like so totally exhausting and
annoying I mean that is exhausting
Illinois poor Mina Mina's got the top
she ain't got the x-factor
by the way your last post I'm not crazy
about the picture I think you can change
is something a bit more edgy oh god this
is so [ __ ] annoying imagine like this
is technically the job that I get to do
is what they're doing you get to be an
influencer you get to do whatever you
want you get to play by your own rules
what about you getting to manager that's
like hey you need to do this by the way
and then you need to do this and this
then we'll just take out all of the fun
of doing this oh no Mina I'm so sorry I
completely blanked and forgot about
tonight
did the show go okay I've been dropping
the ball on everything I've just been so
tired you know I feel like I've been
seeing never mind
I'll make it up to you soon okay ghosts
she been seeing ghosts
you mean seeing simulacra so what was it
that a simulacrum actually was it was
like a copy of yourself I remember we
looked it up for the original game which
this is technically the fourth one now I
forgot that these people made Sarah is
missing as well
are you like under a gray rock are you
doing a gray rock on me right now I'm so
sorry okay
hi Maya are you ignoring me or something
not dead did I do something wrong to
annoy you
nope dead I feel like I haven't seen you
in so long
you're not leaving us are you it's just
that you're the best at keeping the gang
going and I need you to be your own
together there's a lot of this I need
you and you should do this and know
you're not as good without me
none of it feels real like all of their
friendship seems so situational and so
business-driven that's like no we need
you in the group you're the only thing
keeping us together also how are you
maybe that would go a long way I've got
more questions am I in trouble detective
god this sounds like the start of a
crappy porn I really hear your side of
the story let's be nice I mean I don't
know what else to say
Evelyn's texting me I can't help
thinking like I could have helped her
somehow
it's so sad that she died alone yeah you
got to be there for each other and not
just for the followers and not just for
the gram-gram
yeah I got you actually have to be there
for each other there was nothing you
could have done she was a close friend
how are you coping she was a close
friend I don't what else to say
Evelyn I'm recording put my photo do not
disturb why am I still getting
notifications
she was my manager but we were friends
too she believed in me from the start
you know I was struggling to get anyone
to listen to me but she heard me
she helped me change my look and made me
who I am today
oh but did you like her I know you say
you were friends too but everything
sounds all business II I'm not stalking
anymore you looked different before
sounds like you owe a lot to her I don't
know
I don't think Mina is a big bad I think
she's just in this place right now at
this time doing what she does
all of us do she taught me a lot about
this business your follower numbers
matter more than Talent oh [ __ ] she's
shown any signs of stress before this
that was a timer
even Maya got worried when she lost
followers all that stress must have
eaten her up inside did she show signs
of stress before this just recently
before she I should have been there for
her more I keep thinking about how to
[ __ ] sake turn around a person does
she have any stalkers stalkers I don't
think so oh but some of her fans were
kind of intense so can I go now please
all this Maya talk is really triggering
me right now I need some time alone okay
so I had the same before I don't even
have time to read it but if no one
reported her death if that random person
didn't call the cops would anyone have
found her I mean if she is a significant
person online with a follower count and
everything surely someone would have
poked into her life eventually
I mean I would like to think so if I
just vanished off the face of the earth
in the morning and never posted anything
again I would like to think that
somebody would come looking for me if
you're worried that no one will come
looking for me then I don't know that it
kind of feels like you didn't have much
impact on people's lives
which would be very very sad if no one
didn't come looking for you if you died
that's a horrible thought we will get to
the bottom of this me and my detective
skills okay bye
all right so Mina is a bust I don't
think Mina is much to go on
I mean what is this have you guys got
tickets to my show yet I promised that
it's worth it been practicing non-stop
she just posted this are you not torn up
about your [ __ ] friend wait what was
the last thing she said yeah she said
all this Maya talk is really triggering
me right now I need some alone time and
then Big Daddy detective comes out
that's the wrong app it's like if you
guys got tickets to my show yet I
promise this it's worth it I've been
practicing non-stop so you're not
triggered need a long time right now
your dedication to your craft is
inspiring my mom and I are big fans come
to Brazil okay
she got 417 hang tens
I really wish real life Twitter had
those instead of just loves her bored it
used to be stars was it stars favorites
I know it's likes we're gonna save Rex
for last cuz I think he's amazing okay
what's going on with you guys
so much to get through oh my god one
vegan burger and everyone's lost their
minds
I was hungry there was not oh we heard
some of this the group is trying to
control yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you
guys had a big fight hey Maya are you
okay
I haven't heard from you in a while you
haven't ditched me now that you're all
famous right yeah we heard this it's
like haha you ditched me now you're all
famous right we had an argument before
but now that you're famous I'm just
gonna
normal because I need the followers gave
them to me I need to get out of my house
things have been really weird sure let
me know okay We Need to Talk alone what
do we need to talk about detective I've
already told you everything I know
have you what about math you seem like
you're in charge of the group I'm kind
of curious to see how she responds to
this someone has to take the lead but
I'm not sure how I can help do I need a
lawyer for this conversation maybe
we're just talking
it'll be a sleuthy detective it's never
just talking with the cops though can we
please just get this over it so I can go
back to my life haha she didn't get a
lawyer anything I could do to make this
easier were you two close there's no
need to be defensive let's let's defuse
the situation
short of leaving me alone you can start
by getting to the point tail everything
is falling apart and I have to pretend
everything's fine work has been
stressful enough as it is what's falling
apart your life your personality your
ego my entire career from the looks ed
ha I was right I am a detective my
chimera account is going down and I'm
not sure why as devastated as I am right
now I still have to craft the perfect
our IP response for my followers oh [ __ ]
off otherwise my performance will tank
even further Oh suck my rectum there's
nothing worse than like manufactured
sympathy like why why write something at
all if you're just gonna write it for
the sake of trying to get likes and
followers out of it like write stuff
that you actually care ah [ __ ] pisses me
off so tired of that nonsense online I
see so much of it all the time and I'm
like wait your tongue and then I write a
funny joke on Twitter about poop that's
how I deal with my anger so it's all
fake yeah get to the bottom of the
detective dragon break some rules of
course on I'm authentic in my own way
your followers can make or break you in
an incident at all times and that means
making sacrifices no you don't you don't
have to make anybody happy all the time
it's an unrealistic expectation of
people to try and make everybody happy
all the time I'm a I'm a happy positive
person most of the time but all the time
hell no sometimes I have to swing a
[ __ ] break against the wall not
literally because I do not want to deal
with my emotions and then angry
because that's an unhealthy way and an
unhealthy association but God all of
this [ __ ] is too real though there are a
lot of people online who have a
following who are like oh I need to do
everything for my fans and I I need to
do this if that or the other because
otherwise my followers are going to go
down who gives a [ __ ] if to go down bow
whoop-dee-doo they go up and down all
the time anyway that's the that's the
thing about online stuff they can't keep
going up forever I keep maintaining the
same level all the time that's how you
go crazy and that's how you end up being
depressed cuz your stuff starts going
down and then everyone's like what are
they do wrong you didn't do anything
wrong the Internet's just fickle and
they move on from things and they like
different things and everybody's
opinions are all different all the time
doesn't matter I'm very very heated
about this as you can see I'm gonna get
on my soapbox and I'm gonna yell from
the clouds this is the hill I will die
or kind of sacrifices time effort family
approval need I go on
work doesn't feel like work when you
love your job
oh [ __ ] so for most of us pressure is
worth it do you think the pressure got
to Maya I I got pressured into picking
an answer seems like it she was never
good at handling stress she was always
overdoing it was her lifestyle who knows
what kind of supplements she was popping
Jesus maybe she dropped dead in her
living room for pure exhaustion Jesus
Christ what kind of supplements vitamins
performance drugs I'm not her mom how
the hell would I know aren't you'd that
investigator are you done because I am
I'd like to get back to my shoot now
back to work let's keep the light a
question ago and pressure her detective
detective Jackie boy this kind of
working that literally never ends glad
to be of help I mean that is true and a
lot of what she's saying is true to an
extent it's how much you buy into it and
how much you like throw yourself into it
how much you give yourself over to it
because Fame and celebrity and follow
and influence and all that stuff can go
to your head very very quickly if you
don't have the right people around you
or a little bit of self-awareness around
you as well and that's why you see so
many people rise so quickly and drop off
so fast because it starts going to their
head and they don't they're not in it
for the right reasons anymore they make
a bunch of silly decisions because
they're not they're not keeping with it
for the reasons they start it and if
your goal is to start off doing it for
fame and numbers and people and
followers and all that kind of stuff
then yes it's gonna like dissolve very
very quickly I think that's why a bunch
of us who have done it for years and
years and years now and have still like
kept true oh god I hit my desk kept true
to who we are and kept true to why we're
doing it I still do this because I
absolutely loved the craft of it I love
entertaining I love making stuff I love
interacting with all of you I love I
just love it it's such a fun job to do
and without it I don't know where I'd be
in life I had such a shitty time of life
before I started doing any of this and
just going back and remembering all of
that every day is really damn important
because that's that's how you don't
that's how you avoid becoming this which
is just so gross and weird and I hated I
I'd rather have none of it then do it
for the sake of doing it because the
numbers need to stay up because that's
it's just not fun anymore and that
temptation is always there and I have
fed into it like every now and then not
completely but it would be stupid to say
that I've never like felt that
temptation
everybody has every single creator has
because that temptation is there but
it's like when you dip your toe into it
it's like I you know I don't really want
to go swimming after all I think that
that's the dividing line for people not
to have some sort of like
holier-than-thou attitude about it or to
be like though I'm better or anything
like that again if you want to do it for
the numbers and the followers go ahead
I'm not gonna stop you
to me that's just gross and to me that
that's just a very short candle that
will burn out very fast it'll burn super
bright but then it's gone and you have
nothing left after it unless you're
[ __ ] Kim Kardashian or somebody and
you're it
genius at it for drawing from my own
experience going through this type of
stuff and when it starts to rise up and
everything I think the reason they kept
going and this stuff didn't get me is
because I just tried to make content to
the best of my abilities and just try to
keep going instead of feeding into all
of that like media machine and I think
that's why me and a bunch of my friends
are still doing it and still enjoy doing
it is because we haven't fed into that
side of it there's it's fine to tap into
it for like the bigger opportunities
like the bigger projects I want to do it
the bigger brand deals that I want to do
and to try and like push the envelope
further but I think if that's all you
become then your entire career just
falls apart because you just you're
you're building a career out of carrots
instead of stone pillars anyway not to
get all preachy about it but some of
this stuff just sparks interesting
conversation for somebody like me who
does this stuff as their job and then
hearing a game talk about it but [ __ ]
raksi let's see what rexy's up to my
Irish brother who is a piece of [ __ ] but
we'll just see her ex just checking in
you think we can get into the jabber
thing yo yeah yeah I can get you into
that networking dinner those guys on me
as a plus I'll even explain all the
complicated marketing terms to you
because I'm a swell guy I make it
obvious check out my day don't
cock-block me all right
Oh Rex you are at you are just the
smelliest piece-of-shit grouse major I
roll mr. Casanova
I really doubt girls are falling at your
feet when you look older than my dad and
trust me that weird care you have is not
helping yes Maya [ __ ] take off his
pants and spank him
don't he'd probably like that now it's
not a good time all right I'm trying to
get these douches to explain why I
showed up to an almost empty hall my
talk to used to be a full house kind of
deal so what the hell is this [ __ ] I
even paid for ads this time I know I had
eyeballs on those so why isn't it
translating into numbers see this is
what I'm talking about if it's just why
is it not translating into numbers maybe
it's because you're just seeing the
people as numbers and you're not
relating to anybody you're not
interacting with anybody you just expect
[ __ ] to happen to you because you think
your gods piss oh sorry okay remember my
idea I think I really think it's gonna
solve all of that for you trust me on
this just give me a call later yeah yeah
find this better be good
man can't believe I joined some girl
group oh don't be a spoilsport
Oh cuz it's already the other girls in
it thanks for sticking with me and this
not-so group that's a friends do yeah my
last so-called friend almost got me
locked away for life that mofo bastard
how do you almost get someone locked
away for life will never do that she
wrecks pinky-promise you know I look out
for you I wonder if his friend is
something got to do with the previous
game because we already had Taylor I
think that was the guy who was singing
last time and we might hear something
about Greg I think the detective is some
part of it from last time as well yeah
fine I'll admit it it's pretty sweet to
have a team that's got my back all right
don't get too excited I'm alone out for
wool [ __ ] handle flying solo just
fine ah but I guess what I'm trying to
say is it's you know nice not everyone's
out to screw you over says mr. con man
himself that's [ __ ] brilliant let's
let's hear that one more time shall we
it's it's delicious oh oh the tasty
treats
well yeah fine Oh
it's pretty sweet to have a team that's
got my back alright don't get too
excited I'm alone alpha wolf [ __ ]
handle flying solo just fine I'm a lone
alpha wolf baby you can't even handle me
in the bedroom or out of the bedroom I
can handle myself just fine but also why
your people are showing up to my talks
why is it not translating into numbers
yo so I looked up your noise issue I
think your old ass gear is just picking
up all sorts of interference or you know
it could be aliens okay so this is
October so this is when the ship was
hitting the fan for her so you think
it's just interference on my speakers
are those like radio waves
okay that kind of makes sense it's just
kind of scary to hear voices from
nowhere and no is definitely not my
meditation chance I guess I'll try
cutting out my sleep music then why you
have no proof that that was a reason for
that it also could just be your Alexa or
Google home you know there's mother
[ __ ] say weird [ __ ] all the time have
any wait I'm gonna do this right now
oh god what's a good one Alexa what's
100 100 100 100 in Welsh
if it's if it's doing that for you right
now you're very very welcome I don't
have one for Google I'm sorry I only
have Alexis at home yeah because I'm not
a peasant I we have a Google home as
well alex is just able to do more she
interacts with more of my house until I
went away to America and then came back
and all my Amazon products d-link
themselves for some reason I had to set
them all up again
technology is perfect are you followed
up on that client deal yet all right
sorry a lot of crazy stuff has been
happening you know like ghosts demons me
dying hey get your head in the game all
right this isn't some happy crappy
friendship pact we're running a business
here point taken you cuz something
nagging no Matt don't give me that are
you trying to kill off the group oh my
god are you still mad over that ad I did
for Patrick st. Patrick paddy himself
the patron saint of Ireland me and rax
have a kindred spirit since you brought
it up yes you can't do my promo vid
that losers crap thing oh you can't do
my promo video you jumped on that losers
crap thing I told you it just sort of
happened I already apologized so my is
like a pretty big deal she's like
managing this entire thing you best
remember I don't need any of you alright
I can drop you tomorrow and be just a
okay Wow go ahead then the second I get
something better you bet your ass a well
oh but he's a either alpha wolf and he
can roam on his own he doesn't need the
pack you know he'll just be cannibalized
out in the wilderness dude you want some
dumbass retreat just hit me up soon all
right
oh let's see what this tasty messages
Maya are you just gonna keep ignoring me
just be straight up you don't have to
hide from me I'm not gonna bite if you
can't handle the pressure or this
thing's really not working out let's
just hash it out like adults this is how
I don't think adults you know
let's scat sorry I'm still sick I need
to swallow all of the snot that just
went down my throat is that delightful
we all do it shut up don't judge me
I could drive you tomorrow okay I didn't
scan anya's or arias was a fine name
I've got more questions we need to talk
alone I got more questions I got more
questions for the Alpha lone wolf God
why you gotta use my as number almost
killed me there haha at it God Rex oh
you were just diarrhea and human form
you think this is funny mr. quirky
Irishman it's my way of dealing anyway
mr. officer uh that's mr. policeman
officer to you time is money so shoot
those questions shoot you in the face
I need you to take this seriously okay
okay hell on my mind all right got a
rethink my workflow now with my you Don
figure out a new career plan problems
keep piling up on me then look for
solutions I'm sorry I just kind of cut
Stan this guy he's putting a bad name on
Irish people you know I'm out here mr.
top of the mornin sunshine ray happiness
talkin about potatoes and milky terms
all the time I'm really pushing the
Irish nation forward but Rex he's
bringing us back down I don't like him
what problems
let me break it down less followers
equals big problem
how was ye before she's a [ __ ]
panicking in these answers they don't do
well under pressure
like we said she was being weird AF even
more than usual so my theory aliens my
oh I done some [ __ ] detox self care
trip whatever she did they're messed up
her face and she got so upset she just
croaked
what kind of detox does that man
I know rabid food expert she had 101
allergies who knows I know you're just
play you're playing detective but just
let me say Maya being dead means
business is bad for everyone especially
me Jesus you [ __ ]
everyone immediately out there being
like it's so sad that she's dead because
my followers are down and all right P oh
we didn't check what the [ __ ] is her
name aria
honey yeah I didn't check her post that
came in a second ago always thinking of
profits huh mr. Rex gotta be practical
no point making an emo drama out of
things no point making a emo drama okay
times up you need anything else if I've
could have made seventy eight hundred
bucks in these few minutes of talking to
you maybe put those monies into English
in lessons ha ha mr. bigshot we'll be in
touch you've been a big help no he
hasn't
it's been a big [ __ ] wrap it up fast
will ya
Jesus you [ __ ] all right what's re
okay
I don't make no I don't make excuses I
make money
hashtag quote of the day I don't need
friends they disappoint me
[Music]
Jesus area park no it isn't easy this
life isn't for everyone so before you
think you can do my job let me spare you
some wisdom don't compare yourself to me
ever you're not on my level and you
never will be you know there is a nice
message in there somewhere about being
like this job isn't easy it's not all
it's cracked up to be there are sides of
it that thought everybody shows because
not everyone feels like not everyone
wants to see that kind of stuff and it
can get hurt but just take care of
yourself okay but if you really want to
go for it you can do it you know
something that's not like get on my
[ __ ] level you stupid [ __ ] that's
the tea McMichael drop getting ahead of
yourself there Lum ow Oh hit him with a
[ __ ] fat limo dude he doesn't make
jobs he makes careers he isn't a man
he's a god he's not cool he's a fool
I think that there's always one person
to call them out in the middle of all of
these that's a pretty dope ass picture
okay
all right let's go back to you oh wait I
don't you want to be on Chimaira for a
second let's go to areas I was able to
scan hers
[ __ ] oh there we go nice area spot with
Maya Aria has some animosity towards
Maya even telling Maya to just disappear
all right did we get anyone anything for
Mina as we were going through it
yep
I hate you you're horrible meanest spat
with my so everyone everyone had a
reason but probably not enough to kill
her why are these people blocked is this
Maya crane
yes just because you're famous doesn't
mean you're not another stupid dumb [ __ ]
who the hell do you think you are giving
other people business advice when you
are discussing land will yourself just
shut up or I'm going to come over to
your house cut your tongue out and make
you choke on it
slowly and painfully the [ __ ] was that
ending alright great
lovely piece of the Internet there for
us good morning Maya I hope you have a
great weekend and hi and thank sorry for
being rude but I don't seem to have your
number saved on my phone who's this oh I
just keyed in your number randomly what
wait how do you know my name stares
shyly at the ground Oh God
okay I lied I'm just a huge fan and
you're such an inspiration to me I've
seen every single thing you've posted
every post so I'm high where'd you get
my number from Ponder's over whether to
snitch you're at six years old I'm
ending this come for now Rex it was Rex
okay dad mother I paid for one of his
classes cuz I knew he knows you a just
collar and blushes nervously okay
I hope you're happy ripping up my
freakin hard uu you heartless which you
could be sorry when I kill myself and
then and then we'll see how many people
think you were such a great star huh
Wow [ __ ] lovely I just love the
internet oh you're just like all those
other [ __ ] parading themselves for
thirsty man on chimera here's the one
who [ __ ] contacted her virgin don't
come running to me once all those Chad's
use you up and choke you aside oh my god
it's hard being on the Internet
alright what are people posting like
chimera
you guys thank you so much for coming
out to my show tonight I really felt the
love some things the pain is so wrong I
can't find the words well mine was my
guiding light without her I'm just
groping around in darkness you know it's
like Nessa stalks me everywhere I go you
have to keep crashing into titles
suffering are you fourteen cuz this is
deep are you guys
[Music]
tonight it was just me pouring myself
into the music I mean I know that's what
she would have wanted man that was
really deep adele could have rolled in
that god I I do like this dynamic though
of showing what they post to be like
this is what the public sees it's like
oh you're such a good person wow you're
so amazing Maya would have loved that
and then you talk to them behind the
scenes it's like everything's not really
what it seems to be I like that that's
fun it's just real oh my god Meena I'm
so so sorry I mean it took him wrong I
mean it could still be authentic but I
don't know based on what we've been
chatting with her this just seems like a
ploy especially since she said i'm so
triggered from Maya and I need some
alone time and then immediately talked
about selling tickets for her show this
was so moving and yes she would want you
to carry on will always support you
sincere outpouring could use more tears
8 out of 10 go to write a that's an IGN
review for that sadness go to write a
sad song about this now what the [ __ ]
how can you be so insensitive just
stating facts
Mena's hella predictable some people are
seeing through it that's always the case
as well you you see people call somebody
out in the comments of something they
post every now and then it's like ooh
yikes
and then other people are just like no
yours too jealous hater you just wish
that blah blah blah it's kind of funny
you're really going to dictate how she
can and can't feel Christ no wonder
she's depressed I mean I guess cuz just
because we know the behind the scenes
sort of aspect to it it's just oh it's
fascinating
style by aria oh that's aria grief is
the price you pay for love LexA cost us
this picture means the world to me
because my best friend took it she was
the closest thing I have to a sister as
she will be missed
rest in peace Maya see we know this is
[ __ ] now because she said she only
posted it because she needed a post and
this is why it's so hard to distinguish
online because there are people who
genuinely post stuff who genuinely feel
this way about things who are just being
sincere and nice and open and honest but
all the people then who realized that oh
that's a good way to get clicks and
likes and have people like me then they
just start feeding into it because they
know that that's a way of gaming the
system and then it makes all the sincere
people look insincere
and it's this really weird cycle and
then you don't know what's real and
what's not real and then it's sixteen
people who are just genuinely nice
people who have met in life who post
something online then everyone kind of
tears into the me like oh but they're
they're genuinely just a really nice
person but everyone gets cynical on the
Internet
alright let's let's read the hot Goss
and it's god I'm [ __ ] terrible I'm
like a 14 year old Oh babies crying
outside the door I can't let him in
though because the windows open because
it's hot in here and he'll get out I'm
like I like a little teenager in my room
being like oh give me the tea I'm so
sorry for your loss Aria feel better
soon hashtag homes you and Maya had a
beautiful friendship
my condolences hey you can drop me a
line if you need to talk okay
did you just sneak in a brand shout-out
in a grief post today oh whoops Maya BFF
morning eulogy grief hot threads
boutique ooh hold on you're sly nail
polish drop was a one was one thing but
this no thank you
this is shameless as [ __ ] how could you
think to profit off your best friend's
death perhaps has done some fishy things
but she hasn't sewn as sunk as low as
you have let her grieve the way she
wants to Maya wouldn't have minded mhm
juicy tired of losers holding you back
tired of losers holding back your
perfect self oh I read that wrong
ah no how about trolls spewing hate on
you
No don't you deserve loyal admirers
instead of persistent haters I mean
that's the weird thing about extreme
loyalty that if you have to believe if
you believe all of the extreme stuff the
people are saying you on the positive
aspect then does that mean you can have
to believe all the extreme negativity
people are saying on the other end
there's a there's a healthy middle to
stay between it's nice to get
compliments and sometimes you need
people to call you out and stuff and
like course-correct and criticism is
healthy criticism mind you not pure
vitriolic hatred that's not criticism
even if people say it is but there's a
healthy balance right in the middle that
you need to live in otherwise you go one
way or the other
don't you deserve loyal admirers and say
no I'm just answering no to everything
just spare a minute as we reshape your
reality okay
take these questions to see how you like
your reality to be shaped it - okay
which image best describes how you see
yourself floating in the woods woo
spooky am i getting hacked dude I didn't
even pay to get hacked
what would your journey to the top feel
like snorting a bunch of pink cocaine
armwrestling what's the top left one I
know claiming books that's deep
what do you seek the most weed flying
high multicolored cocaine I don't know
the bottom right why looks like mirrors
and I'm gonna go with self reflection
what would you change about yourself the
fact that I look like moldy apples what
are you willing to become Daffy Blanc oh
these ones are actually cool uh I don't
like the bottom left one is much top
left on his cool top right one is cool
top right one is cool that's my type of
imagery they just get Hackett you are a
creative soul in mid bloom straddling
the line between improving your craft
and selling out okay
realize your potential through ID let me
read through your own identity you have
the power of using raw emotion to tunnel
into people's hearts use it with
impunity I'm an artist
I mean that is me I have sat oh it moves
when I move my phone I have sat on a
school painting dewdrops before hell
yeah okay what is that [ __ ] dude this is
sweet it's still sinking music oh my is
laptop oh I don't have this
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we gotta get this trm I like the power
people fearing me Jesus I used to be a
huge bully maybe I still AM
I think that I liked the power people
fearing me although that was shortly if
because my need for affection was
greater don't you know how that's the
quote they take out of this it'd be like
me say like I used to be a huge piece of
[ __ ] and I loved bullying people and
then the rest of it is all about like
getting better and hating the old
version of myself but then the articles
would just be like jacksepticeye used to
be a bully and he loved the power
although that was short-lived because my
need for affection was greater my tragic
story don't have one I was just lonely
didn't know how to make friends or
interact with people I had a lot of
anger as a result it didn't get better
when I grew up
ended pushing people away even more yeah
see this is I'm talking about and then
it's like I like the power people
fearing me second media get out of here
YouTube is the new media I don't know
what the series is anymore I spoke to
them individually learn anything new
they're all narcissists I have no idea
what to think
come on now don't make me do your job
for you they all told me similar stories
they kind of did similar eh what's the
pattern they all talked about having
less followers they all think she worked
herself to death ste can't stop talking
about their work I mean all of these are
true but I'm going with the top one huh
how is that relevant you don't get it
detective because you're irrelevant we
are solving a death not trying to plan a
campaign so what's your opinion her
death might be tied to their jobs yes
Maya just died and they all all they
want to do is work I see why you think
it's connected but it's a hunch at best
we need more proof what do you think
I think they're lying is what it is
I just don't know to what extent they
all murdered Maya this could be a fun
thing about like the attention you give
somebody online affecting them
negatively because that is a thing that
happens in the media all the time
whenever we have like a mass shooting or
a serial killer or something you you
feed their narcissism by doing that we
watched a thing on Netflix recently
about Luka Magnotta who was a guy who
started off killing cats and hurting
animals and then eventually ended up
killing a dude and chopping over up into
bits and sending pieces of his body to
like politicians I think in Canada
seriously horrendously [ __ ] up but
then all of this media around that is
exactly what they want the narcissism in
them just really wants to like feel
validated and feel like they're a person
of significance and what they do has
power over you and then feeding into
this really can lead to some really bad
[ __ ] so be wary of what you're feeding
into cuz you never know where it'll go
and you never know how bad things are
gonna get they're intentionally
withholding information I don't really
know but I like where this is going I
believe so too
they must have seen or heard something
whatever happened to Maya spooked them
enough to stay mum might be just an
accident they must be conspiring they
must be my detective senses are tingling
they shouldn't be keeping things from us
keep digging through the phone we can't
throw it out out you got a chief or on
to them [ __ ] yeah
okay investigate Baez phone we can do
that whatever you got we got some new
stuff here group chat reconstruct what
about this one
okay what about this one Oh tie to a
video synced to my is laptop oh okay
whoops
wait so I can't remember what I've
scanned him what I haven't scanned oh
there we go
Maya's self preparation a video of Maya
saying she's getting she's setting up a
webcam to record an impending incident
who there's nice to be a way to fix this
right we're gonna have to destroy this
thing we have don't have a choice
I think I have it figured out and we
just need to get everybody here
well we can get rid of this thing
together and have to work it absolutely
has to work so she's aware that it's
around her and following her doing stuff
to her
if you're watching this we don't make it
out alive
do we mess up and I don't make it out
alive please watch the webcam footage
the everything that you need to see
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that's creepy
see everything you need to see okay I
did it chief another lead keep this up
and you'll be climbing the ranks in no
time thanks boss thank you sir
special officer doofy we're just getting
started she recorded this just hours
before she died looks like she predicted
her own death she was planning to gather
everyone her friends what was she trying
to end her friends must been out to see
what the heck was she up against she was
trying to fight back yeah her friends
she it sounded like she said that she
needed to get everybody together so her
friends are probably there hanging out
[ __ ] his [ __ ] up this webcam footage is
our Best Lead yet it might reveal what
she was talking about but if it's on her
laptop dammit I can't risk breaking into
the evidence room again so are you kids
link everything in the clouds these days
old man yells a cloud give me the
password look through her phone there
must be another way to access her laptop
there's got to be a better way maybe in
their emails whoo we got a complaint on
jabber dear jabber support I'd like to
report multiple violations of jabbers
anti harassment rules my friend Rex is
getting horribly trolled by an account
called got Rex t' or go text you don't
know they are slandering his name and
will making all sorts of accusations I
hope he will I hope you will deal with
this ASA all right so we have another
thing
thank you for your complaint regarding
harassment we take such complaints very
seriously but we weren't able to do
anything about this at the moment given
that the trolls are part of social media
we suggest that your friends adopt more
resilience to deal with them these guys
are unbelievable I'm so angry it's all
right thanks for sticking up for me
though that's good
or that's more than I've expected from
anyone you're good people yo and don't
worry about me no haters gonna shut this
awesome machine alright I mean that is
good don't let them get you and
everything because I think anybody who
is anybody online has gone through
something similar like that
I've got through like like actual
stalker level stuff and somebody who's
been stalking me for years and years and
is completely obsessed with me and
thinks that I belong with them and they
proclaim love to me so it's not fair
that I'm with other people and it's it's
ridiculous I've tried reporting them
I've blocked at least a hundred accounts
from them and they just keep coming back
every now and then so I just oh god I
just have to keep blocking them every
time because I like went to Twitter they
were like can't do anything like thanks
dear Maya Crane it was a pleasure to
have you at our last chimeric on
convention you roll as the moderator and
her health hacks and chimera IRL panel
was integral for its success we'd like
to invite you to our upcoming American
event okay
tuturro performance as a panel moderator
the previous year my receives an
invitation to this year's chimeric on
okay cool mind body gym okay this is
just a gym thing hey Maya I've been
thinking about what you said and I'm
going ahead with asking for likes from
my fans I know it's not the most popular
thing to do but you know how things are
with my family and I'm desperate and I'm
never asking them for help whatever
comes at my way I'm going to fight it oh
yeah I refuse to let people freeze like
what people say affect my decisions
these are my fans and I trust them by
the way I'm not asking for permission
I've already done it Aria is willing to
fight for what she thinks she deserves
in this case not asking for help from
her family even though she needs it I'm
asking for likes from my fans I mean
that's not the worst thing in the world
to do because that is that that is the
thing whatever we talk to YouTube about
stuff and they're they always give
advice and like how to improve stuff and
how to streamline stuff and search
engine and all that kind of stuff cuz
while your goal might not be to just get
followers or like
money and views and all that stuff it
still doesn't hurt to be more
streamlined in that regard and make your
stuff do well and have it not be
fighting against the system constantly
so it gets to everybody who wants to
watch it but one of the things they
always say is to tell people to
subscribe to your videos because I think
they through some statistic at me at one
point that like 40% of the people who
watch my content are not subscribed
which is absolutely bananas to think
that almost half of the views that
you're getting is not from people
subscribed so then they're like you
should you should ask people to
subscribe to your channel and try and
convert those people into people who
will watch you more consistently and on
paper that's that sounds great
but at the same time it's a it's a
little weird to do that because you
don't want to have to ask people to do
that kind of stuff because you'd hope
that you're just creating fun enough
content that you don't have to say it
and that's why you'll see people do the
thing recently where a subscribe button
they'll come up on screen and then it's
like have a click and then it turns
green or and then I like button they'll
turn up and it'll do that kind of thing
because it's a non-intrusive way redly a
less intrusive way of saying like hey
please subscribe and like the video
without having to say it because that
sounds desperate which to me that other
form of it is like yeah that's that's
still kind of weird it's like it's
almost like it's like oh that thing said
that to subscribe but I haven't done
that and then I click it I was like oh
it's like trying to brainwash people in
a way I don't know it's weird my name is
Chrissy I'm your biggest fan and I found
your email after looking through the
guest list at the jabber press dinner
its biggest inspiration okay you're not
spelling fully I tried your walnut lemon
juice face cleanse treatment and your
kale cabbage too okay okay okay wait you
ruined my life I hope you kill yourself
what the [ __ ] just happened oh I had to
go to the doctor because they kept
puking and you said the kale cabbage
diet is fake they said your diets are
dangerous and you should stop thankfully
they have clamped down on this on
Instagram now that like people there
can't promote like diet supplements and
[ __ ] anymore I can't remember the ins
and outs of what happened boy that's
really good
because it's one thing to like promote
clothing and promote like hey go play
this game or do this product or whatever
but stuff that you're actually ingesting
into your body is that's a little little
weird
please to invite you as a guest mentor
at this year's be well strong summit the
only global annual event that offers a
sanctuary for radical health thought
leaders and paradigm shifters okay not
seeing anything in there God Rex's
website grabs success by the throat
seminar by Rex Keegan how you can earn
$500 daily weight he posted something oh
yes Rexy my boy big giant smelly
steaming [ __ ] let's see what he has to
say this time I really didn't want to
have to do this but when the haters
tried to drag you down like crabs in a
bucket I got to speak up meat I Kowalski
I want to be activist and my own
personal stalker this guy thinks I'm
some kind of scam artists as if I need
to come you know fool people to make
Bank all I know about this schmuck is
one he took my course - he couldn't hack
it and three he wants to blame everyone
but himself
ties a loser cubicle monkey who's high
on excuses and low and ambition he knows
he can't get better because he won't put
in the work you know I'm not even that
mad this guy's life is so sad
I'm kind of sorry for him
Wow okay waited just call him out
publicly like that very mature also I
just realized that OBS is recording this
and Rex is like pink skin like purple
pink skin I don't know if that's
actually showing up in the recording
that's kind of hilarious we call him Rex
that Barney the Dinosaur
piece of [ __ ] you doxxed me I never did
that my followers just did what they
thought was Betty you gotta be careful
when you're publicly shaming someone
like this because some well you you're
not responsible for every single
follower you have because that would
just be it's impossible and it does suck
that you can't really call out some
things but you there's better ways doing
it you can't just name drop them and
then push people all towards this person
because God it's a topic for a different
day but that's it's a dangerous thing
and I'll do it again
loser I have a daughter you psycho maybe
you should have thought of her before
you continued your tirade against Rex
his life is sad because of your program
now you're making it worse you're a real
piece of work how the hell is this not a
threat it's a dedicated video and post
about the guy I hope someone ruins your
life as much as you've ruined ties and
countless others all you want all of you
want to be ducks too
I won't hesitate hey tiger you can go to
the police with this it's grounds to
charge him yeah
shit's [ __ ] all right what do we what
are we looking for right now a new thing
here group chat is still here tied to a
video link to Maya's Lapham yeah I can't
do it
let's wait is there further than we see
the laptop that time or media Maya's
laptop how the hell am I gonna fight oh
forget password yes
next shooter question what is the
greatest gift to you
life my answer please try it damn it she
said this somewhere didn't she and I
just don't know it the greatest gift is
followers oh my god I cannot believe
that worked
I was joking I thought I thought it was
gonna be like love or something her
greatest gift is followers what is your
favorite song [ __ ]
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multicolored lies oh wait she had this
on her chimera right or no no her jabber
sir is my favorite song of all time yeah
multicolored lies and its color with a
you the best kind of color okay
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multi-coloured lies wait I didn't spell
oh oh you re D God sometimes it doesn't
hit God sometimes it doesn't hit the
actual buttons yes
what coat do you most do relate to most
namaste okay that's wrong
what do you relate to Maya I can't
believe followers with a [ __ ] guess
answer just have any quotes here I don't
know yeah namaste is the only thing that
I can see there may be on her chimera
aim high fly higher aim high fly higher
damn it okay I'll have to do a little
more sleuthing oh wait wait wait
new beginnings she did like that one
right
how do I [ __ ] spell beginnings
yes booyah baby I'm a detective I'm an
investigator they're all there
I mean like why why would a boosting
service want to kill us
okay the ripple land is not a real mile
you have to stop it
the service is a bit weird yes but it's
probably just a marketing ploy and a
prank to mess with our heads a prank our
following shot right through the roof
after we signed up that's not rings Nick
hack it doesn't run on magic wants me as
a sacrifice it's not gonna
what's this ripple am I gonna do wave us
to death if I show it to you on my phone
will you believe me all of this can be
explained babe you just stressed out
okay yeah okay it's okay you just
stressed out I'm on the phone with my
future cuz you're going nuts I'm trying
to save us all of us
maybe if we use the different service or
something maybe that might help me late
for that now this is already happening
but we okay this is all just because of
that stupid deal right
okay no no one's gonna take that deal so
nothing's happened
you know I'm not stupid up to go for
some vague trade hey hey that's some
scary [ __ ] y'all damn I wasn't able to
like flip it on that one it just locked
it into that perspective so I'm sorry
that's pretty good a video of Maya
confronting her friends about the ripple
man what the [ __ ] is the rippled man
it's like the bye-bye man that shitty
movie she died suddenly shortly after
aria Meena and Rex are seen in this
video okay everything else is sinking so
I can't look at it just yet Oh or shits
coming in I am at the mercy of a fickle
algorithm and fleeting interest I mean
yeah but you also just said that you
bought followers you so botted basically
right they said they used a boosting
service this might be surprising but I'm
not happy with my life I definitely feel
lucky I'm grateful for what I have but
it's not without hard work and sacrifice
my influence is not an accident control
is what I crave the most yet the longer
I'm in this field the more powerless I
feel this platform is unpredictable I'm
at the mercy of a fickle algorithm and
fleeting interest it's a battle I'm
slowly losing or so I thought I found
this through the ads and it changed the
tide for me trm gave me a level of
control I didn't know was possible Maya
crane oh is trm the boosting service
interesting interesting very interesting
yes very interesting indeed okay well I
think you hold on a sec oh wait no
that's a group chat broken and missing
okay I'm gonna leave this episode here
we're getting some juicy deets all the
friends are in on it they saw it happen
that you're going down haven't I make
them burn for what I can't make them
burn okay
death penalty so definitely come on
okay but I want to be judged Judy and
execution I'm gonna bring them all down
to my level I didn't write that is that
means I'd rather be a big-time
investigator man but this is interesting
so far I'm really really into it I like
it a lot the acting is pretty bad but
the acting and the original one was
pretty bad as well the original one had
better acting than this the main girl
was a bit more convincing and everything
so that's that's kind of pulling me out
of it and it's not as scary as the first
one cuz it's kind of retreading some of
the same beats but also it's a little
goofier than the first one but I'm still
into it I still like it a lot I like the
characters and I like where this is
going and I like the whole like
influencer versus reality aspect to it I
think that that's a fascinating way I
think they did it that way on purpose
probably because they do a lot of let's
players and stuff would probably play
the game and relate to that a lot so I
don't know I think it's fun but I'm
gonna leave this episode here I hope you
guys liked it and you know what I'm not
gonna ask for likes and subs but in
saying that it kind of makes people
aware of it so does that count as a skew
who knows who cares
bye bye
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