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Hi, everyone.
We're here in Bali, Indonesia for
our eight year wedding anniversary.
And we've rented at AirBnb here, and this is quite possibly
the nicest place I've ever been to in my entire life.
I'm not just like talking 'bout places that you could rent, but in terms of homes,
I've never seen a home like this at all before. Look at how gigantic this place is.
Do you see? You got stairs; you got a giant kitchen.
We've got Martina sleeping right there.
She had a bit too much sun. She doesn't do well in the sun.
And here, when you step outside, this is what's most amazing:
You got these gigantic doors that breeze open.
Oh, there's a little bed for you to sleep outside in.
Oh, look at that!
There's the beach! Right there!
Hold on!
What's this little thing right here?
This...
[Snapping finger]
What's it called? I don't know. It's a... It's a...
...hut for getting massages.
You can get massages in a hut right there.
And check out this gorgeous house all together.
It's utterly beautiful.
The pool is so calm and relaxing...
[cough]
That was a bad...
[cough]
That was a bad idea.
[gekko sound]
- This is Mercy. - Hi, I'm Mercy.
She's not only takes care of the house here,
But she also makes some of the most amazing Indonesian and Balinese Food,
And we've been eating it nonstop.
OK, this morning we're having probably my old time favorite breakfast that I could ever think of,
Fried bananas, can you take a look at these.
They're a lot bigger than our normal bananas.
And then we have black rice pudding,
and then coconut milk on the outside,
And then, this is like a brown sugar that we can pour on top of everything.
Oh my god.
It's actually savory.
- [S] Really? - [M] It's almost taste like a red bean pudding,
And then, right at the end, there's a little of ... there's almost like a burnt sugar flavor
This is so good, Ducky.
Drizzle that on, oh you're so dirty
Oh God look at that..
Oh, drizzle that all over. Oh yeah all over my banana.
[Crunching Noises]
[Punching Sounds]
NO!
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-[M] Alright Simon -[S] Okay, I am soooooo... excited for this. I love curry so much.
You have no idea.
Aw!
Aw please.
Please.
Please have mercy on me.
See that?
Here's the Chicken Sata. Look at all of this sauce.
All this.
Peanuty-deliciousness.
Aw.
Mmm.
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You see, Korean people often talk about how their food is spicy.
But I never really have any food in Korea that makes me burn.
But here in Bali, these little, tiny peppers right here
give you such a mouth-enveloping... heat.
[Chewing Noises]
That's a really bad idea.
I was going to tell you.
Eat one by itself... Pineapple cools it down.
Doesn't? ... The pineapple's coated in chili.
The water cools it down.
The water's been soaked in chili.
Aw yeah.
[Simon inhales through his teeth]
Hurt me more.
[Gecko sounds]
Right now it is before 5 AM look at us actually being awake.
We slept before. We didn't even stay awake the whole night.
Hey! We were party animals. We went to sleep at...
8:49 PM! -[S] That's right as soon as the sun went down...
We're going to go see the dolphins. Did you even say why we were awake?
We're going to go see dolphins right now.
Everybody's trying to find these dolphins.
Ah, hey dolphins.
Woo ... Whoa.
I mean like looking at this now, I'd say that there are
probably around sixty other boats here...
crowding maybe like ten dolphins
Haha. The dolphins are like, "I get the feeling that we're being followed".
We were like dolphin sasaengs is what we are.
Dolphin sasaengs.
This is like the dolphin KPOP band.
We are DOLL ...FIN!
-[S] Goodbye dolphins. -[M] Bye dolphins.
Thank you for coming out to play with us.
We had a wonderful time.
But now ... we must go eat.
[Gecko sounds]
This here is Bubur Ayam.
Bubur Ayam.
I think...
Uh... It tastes just like Korean juk except BETTER!
And it's a lot like juk but it has a lot more flavor.
Look at that. Pieces of chicken.
Mmm!
[Gecko Sounds]
Ah way over there, what is this?
Right ... there.
Wow.
Looked really small from far away.
Yeah I take it back. I thought it was a small waterfall.
Haha.
It is not a small waterfall.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!
If RPGs have taught me anything, there's a treasure in a cave under the waterfall.
I just have to go in.
Wish me luck.
And our great hero, totally ill-equipped for this quest at
hand, looked at the great waterfall before him
and thought,
"F*CK THIS SH*T, I'm gonna go kill some chickens in a meadow".
[Gecko sound]
Coconut on top, and then... some kind of ...plum sugar?
Plum sugar.
Plum Sugar. And then kind of like a soft egg.'
Uh, you want coffee or tea?
Coffee please.
Coffee and... ? - [S] Coffee.
Oh yes!
Mmm!
That's better than all of the cakes that we've had in Bali so far.
Really!?
Oh, Ducky.
- [S] Oh yes! - [M] Oh yes?
[Continuous back and forth of "Mmm" sounds]
[Gecko Sound]
So that's it for our one week in Bali.
Holy Smokes! We had a wonderful, gorgeous time!
Look at the sunset!
This is beautiful!
Yeah, it's absolutely gorgeous.
Why would anybody ever leave this place if you live here?
I don't know.
This is pretty perfect.
It's beautiful.
Look at these waves.
The waves are really scary and big.
They're going to suck me into the ocean. I just know it.
Okay next time I come here I need to learn how to surf.
Hope you guys enjoyed our food porn, 'cause man,
we did not have a bad meal.
'Cause we barely even left all we did was eat.
Mercy!