- Hey you, before we start this video,
I wanted to let you know
that for the first time since the Kickstarter,
our game Muffin Time is available to buy online.
It's a pre-order that will ship out
when everyone has their Kickstarter copies.
So somewhere early mid-August
and more retail options will become available
internationally down the line.
But yeah, first one available now online.
Check it out if you'd like.
If you don't know what Muffin Time is,
link on the description somewhere.
On with the video.
- Hey you, my name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell!
- I'm Elliot Gough!
- And I'm Eddie Bowley.
- And welcome back to Content.
The show on the internet
where I can't think of a funny catchphrase
because the world is terrible and I'm sad.
- Content!
- So boys, I've gone on the internet
and I've found a bunch of weird images
ranging from stock photos to other things
and I've cut them out and reduced them to mere silhouettes.
Be the outline of the thing.
We're going to look at it
and you're going to figure out what it is
or you won't figure out what it is
and then I'll kill you.
Elliot, what, what, what.
- My guess, it's my two good dads.
One's got a bit of a smaller head, which is fine
and he's not sensitive about it.
And they're just giving each other
a nice little pickup like a-
Oh, that's a hand.
- That's an arm and a half.
- Those are like birds' legs.
- Yeah, no that's an arm and a half.
The other one's half an arm.
Do you not know how hugging works?
(laughing)
This is what the hook looks like, yes.
- All this lockdown,
I've forgotten what intimacy looks like, sorry.
(laughing)
He's wearing a little hat now.
- Sure is! - Yeah.
- Okay, so for my guess,
I'm going to take this in a similar
but then ultimately different directions.
So I'm going to give them both their eyes.
As a plot twist,
I'm also gonna add another one right here.
It's a Dugtrio, that's what the Pokemon was.
- You've never seen a Dugtrio.
- Who's that Pokemon?
It's Dugtrio!
- Ah, no!
I'm very happy to announce
that despite your best attempts at ruining my game,
Elliot is actually correct.
It was indeed your two dads,
although this will make people think
this is actually a photo of your dad.
As far as I'm aware, it is not.
- It's baby dads! - Aww, my two dads.
I mean, I could believe that would pass as your dad.
Can I get a family photo with Rick,
but it's just my head on both bodies?
- Eddie, what's going on in this image?
This is clearly a happy person having a good time.
- Already so quickly going off the rails.
- This right here, this is their dog friend.
There's the lead, but it's one of those,
very famous, flat face dogs, you know?
And there's one of its dog arms
and there's the other one of its dog arms.
- Dogs, famous for their arms.
- And she's just basically just having a bit
of a lounge on our dog you know, as one does.
you had a long walk,
you've broken your leg in four places,
you just take a little lay back on your dog.
- You know what, sure.
I think Eddie's got that one in the bag.
- I don't know where else to go with this now.
(laughing)
Okay, well instead of a dog,
I think it's just a weird looking horse.
Here I go.
(laughing)
Here's the nose.
- Oh it does look more like a dog now.
- You have drawn a dog, yeah, that is what you're doing.
- I have drawn the dog.
Do horses have knees?
(laughing)
- Do horses have knees?
They have a carpal joint
which is commonly referred to as their knee.
- We're learning today.
Horse's are famously hard to draw her as you can see
and this is obviously a little jockey, obviously.
- Obviously!
- I'm pretty sure horses put their knee down
to slow down sometimes.
- That's actually how you drift a horse.
That's a handbrake turn.
(laughing)
- Oh he's got a little scarf now!
That's great.
- The fact that it took you by surprise!
You drew it!
- Tom, is it like a child on somebody's back?
And they're using their neck tie as like a reins?
- Interesting guess, what about Elliot?
- I think it's a small horse with a person on top of it.
- The news is Eddie is definitely the closest.
It is actually feminism. - Oh!
- Do you remember when we used to work
in the office together, boys and we'd do this all the time.
I miss those days.
- I don't know why you've given us this one.
Cause obviously it's a little, old man.
As per, it's a little human being here.
- I'm on board.
- And this is a little snack.
A little snackie snack.
- Ooh!
The snacks going all the way down here.
- Oh, it's a snake!
I thought you were saying it was a snack.
I was more on board with it being a sandwich of sorts.
- This man's got a little horn,
a little snake horn and he's charming the little snake.
(laughing)
I don't know what's going down here, If I'm honest.
Maybe he's trying to try to fight the snake.
Like kneeing the snake here?
Does Eddie need to go?
- You know, Eddie doesn't need to go.
You've got it right in one, that's it, it's over.
- Elliot's right?
But he was, he failed on one definite detail, right.
So first of all snake, as we've established,
But what's going on here?
He's grabbing the snake.
- My God! - I hate snakes!
Cause like it ate his legs off.
- Oh fuck, yeah.
- He's got no legs.
- Cause this snake ate it and that's my guess.
- No, I think he's got it.
I forfeit to Eddie, that's great.
- Yeah, holds up, that scans.
That's how I was actually.
I'm amazed that you both got it right.
- So is it somebody with a pair of binoculars?
- I think it's someone with a sock puppet.
- I can confirm that it is a pair of binoculars.
(laughing)
It's like, it's not sexy at all, but god damn is it kinky?
Welcome to the internet.
- Whoa!
- Yeah Right!
- Oh boy, I mean.
- Let's be honest.
That's obviously where the head is.
There's also a little head here.
- Ooh!
Because there's a little bambino.
I have to put a little blanket.
The baby Jesus! - The baby Jesus!
- Then. - Yep.
- Little legs.
- Oh okay, this is now, we were doing so well.
- And they're on top of - Yeah.
- A weird looking turtle.
(laughing)
- Oh goodie!
- What do you think?
How are you feeling about this?
- I don't think there's actually a need
for more art in the world at this point.
I think we're done.
I think we've finished art.
The world can stop.
All the artists can go.
"Oh, oh, it's over, okay cool, we did it great".
- Except you're fucking wrong.
(gasps)
This isn't a silhouette to tool, it's inverse.
- Oh my God!
- The actual silhouette is over here.
So it's like someone's nose and here's their kissy lips.
And then the other side, here's the other person's nose
and they're also puckering up for a kiss here.
It's two kissing faces!
There we go, I've cracked the code!
- I've got to admit, I am impressed.
That was pretty sick, subversion.
- Did he get it right?
- He did not, (laughs) he did not get it right at all!
- [Together] Oh!
- I got the two faces right!
- You actually did get the two faces right!
I got three of the four faces!
(laughing)
- You're not actually wrong.
- You got the turtle one as well, so you yeah!
(laughing)
- Wow, I guess Elliot is the best then.
- I have unleashed some sins onto your screen.
- I think it's bloody Shrek innit!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Here he is. - It's Shrek.
You never fail to surprise me.
- But he's sad. - Oh no.
He's going through it.
- "I'm Shrek and I'm sad because my swamps been renovated."
- It's been gentrified. - It's become flats.
- Yes. - Look at him.
- Sad, sad Shrek.
There we go, simple, easy.
- Right, Eddie?
You know I gotta admit, Elliot was pretty close.
Can you somehow disappoint me more?
- Oh God, it's just so fast.
- It's two geeses, back to back!
- Wow, is this how geeses have sex?
(laughing)
- Can we finish your drawing?
Because I need to know more.
- Those are it's traditional long necks.
And then it's just kind of like
they smushed their butts together, you know?
And then down here, a little egg.
- That is how babies are made.
They have sex and it just (pops) straight out.
- That's how we made Rick.
- Any other thoughts?
Any other last minute suggestions?
- Is it somebody sticking like bananas in their ears?
- That will be pretty kooky.
Put that it asdfmovie.
I thought was fish, putting fish in her-
- Oh! - Elliot is correct.
It's a fishy face! - Oh!
(laughing)
- Right boys, how are we thinking about these feelings?
- All right, well I'll take the lead on this one
because it's quite clearly just a mangy old cat.
- Oh. - And its body
is completely fucked up.
- Oh no! - That's a tire track.
- Oh no! - It's roadkill!
- And, in fact I will just, I'm going to X out the eyes.
- It's a dead cat!
- A dead cat, like this one? - Wow!
- Elliot, can you do Eddie one better?
- Now I think it's a bluff.
I think it's upside down.
(laughing)
I think it's a lovely little Forest Shaman.
- Forest Shaman? - With its own little horns.
That's its little horns there, you see?
- I don't think you know what a Shaman is.
- There's his little hands, you see
and it's got little face and it's making magic
out of its hands, like that!
- When you see it Elliot and it pops out, what does it say?
- [Elliot] (high-pitched) "Welcome to my forest, everybody!"
- Oh, it's addressing the group now.
- [Elliot] (high-pitched) "I can cast my chickens,
make your cancers disappear."
- I'm going to stamp on him.
- He's wearing a little suit as well.
- Oh, good.
- He's got a job in the city.
- I like how the sleeves didn't really work out as planned.
(laughing)
- No it doesn't have sleeves.
It restricts the magics.
- Oh. - Oh God.
- Tom, is it a forest shaman?
- Yes, it is definitely not a nice wet pussy.
- Oh!
- So Eddie was almost there.
I just love that if you remove the arms,
the back legs from the equation,
it just it's like a standing there
and he's just, he's got something to say.
Now there's a lot to unpack in this image, boys.
- Uh, Elliot?
- (laughing) I love that you just dump it on him.
- Well, these are two little fine gentlemans.
Just having a romp, having a good time.
But the real twist is that right here.
It's a bloody knife. - Oh God!
- Back here is, what does, a little snake.
(laughing)
It's trying to save him from the snake parasite within him.
He's like, "I'm sorry Jeff, I love you so much,
but you've been infected by the snake head crab things
that plant a snake in your body".
- The real question here is what's this?
(laughing)
- I did say that there was a lot to unpack.
- It's his son!
It's Jeff's son.
And he's like "no, dad, no, father!
I love you daddy!"
And he was like, "no, I'm dying".
- If a picture says a thousand words
this one is writing a whole goddamn fucking novel.
- Really is. - This is a man.
- Whoa. - But this other dude,
this is Sub-Zero from the video game, Mortal Kombat.
- Oh no!
- Punching a hole through his neck.
- (low-pitched) Fatality!
And then here is the man's son.
And he's like, "no father!"
- The sons back!
(laughing)
- (high-pitched) "Don't kill my father,
Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat, no!"
- Bizarrely enough,
Elliot was actually much closer to the truth.
Although you were close to the truth in the idea
of a man being stabbed, but not in the way you think.
- [Together] Oh!
- Yeah, he's getting stabbed in the back.
The giant bulge is a mislead.
- It's an office chair.
- Oh, it is an office chair.
- That's a badly placed office chair.
- Yeah, that was a choice.
- Wow, how do you feel Tom, about our art skills?
- I feel like the whole time I was prepping this video
thinking "I don't really know if this one's going to work".
I should have listened to my gut the whole time.
I don't know why I persevered!
(shouts)
- Yay! - Aren't you lucky
to have friends like us?
(applause)
- Over here's the fan art.
- No! (laughs)
- And over there's the latest content!
They come out every Tuesday.
- So we will see you next Tuesday.
- Oh! (laughs)