-I'm gonna ask you for some silly words,
nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.
As we do that, they'll be written onto cue cards, okay?
And then we'll act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene
right here, live, in front of our audience.
You ready for this? -All right.
-All right, here we go. Very good.
All right, now we need some words.
Give me a number.
-6,000.
[ Light laughter ]
-Give me a male name.
-Um...
Donald.
[ Laughter ]
-Give me a pet name for a rabbit.
-Fuzzy. -Aww.
An adjective.
-Stinky.
-What you'd shout if your dentist told you,
"You have six cavities."
-"I hate candy!"
[ Laughter ]
-"I hate candy"? -Like, "I didn't do it."
-I know. "How is this possible?" yeah.
-It's not my fault. -Amount of time.
-17 weeks.
[ Laughter ]
-What a bar-- What a bartender would say
to customers when the bar's closing.
-Last call? -Yeah.
-Is that really boring? -No, it's just very accurate.
[ Laughter ] Historical event.
-The Revolutionary War.
[ Light laughter ]
-Adjective to describe a fish.
-Slimy.
-Body part.
-Oh. Knees.
[ Light laughter ] Keep it clean.
-Plural occupations.
-Scuba divers.
-Somebody said "yes" in the audience.
[ Laughter ]
"Yes! Finally."
[ Laughter ]
Plural animals.
-Llamas.
Verb ending in I-N-G.
-Um...ghosting.
[ Laughter ]
-Celebrity name.
-Kim Kardashian.
-Plural type of food.
-Bananas.
-Character from "Friends."
-Rachel.
[ Cheers ]
-Insult a kid would say.
-You couldn't carry a blank strap.
[ Laughter ]
Is that right?
Is that what it is?
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[ Laughing ]
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-Gosh.
That is the perfect answer.
[ Laughter ]
"You couldn't carry a blank strap."
-Is that -- Is that what it is?
I didn't really get it. -Something like that, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Another insult a kid would say. Another one.
-You suck at "Fortnite"!
[ Laughter ]
-One more insult a kid would say, then I'm done.
-Um...
You look like a Cheeto.
[ Laughter ]
I have like one sigh with that. -Yes, I hear you.
I hear you. -Okay.
-Plural object.
-Um...chairs.
-Verb.
-Um... Um...
Flush.
-A body -- Another body part.
-Uh, butt.
[ Laughter ]
-Another verb.
-Um...
Fart.
I do this with my son a lot,
so I, like, kind of have set answers.
-Cartoon character.
-Mickey Mouse.
-One more. Last verb ending in I-N-G.
-Sniffing.
[ Laughter ]
-There you go, right there.
Okay, we have filled out all the words for our scene.
Are you ready to perform it?
-So excited. -All right, here we go.
-All right. -Let's do this.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
[ Laughter ]
Really is -- [ Laughter ]
Really is a beautiful day to go apple picking.
This is the most fun I've had in 6,000 years.
[ Laughter ]
-Listen, Donald, I've been thinking, and we need to talk.
-What is it, Fuzzy?
[ Laughter ]
-What I'm about to say might be stinky to hear,
but here it goes.
I think we should break up.
-I hate candy!
[ Laughter ]
-I'm so sorry.
We've shared so much over the past 17 weeks, but...
[ Laughter ]
...last call.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-That's cold.
How long have you've been feeling this way?
-Since the Revolutionary War.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I can't believe this.
Is this because of my slimy knees?
[ Laughter ]
-No, no, it's not.
We're just -- We're just really different people.
I was brought up by two scuba divers.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-And you were raised by llamas.
[ Laughter and applause ]
I enjoy -- I enjoy going out,
and come home every night to find you ghosting on the couch,
watching YouTube videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-I understand. Well, I have something
to tell you, too, that's not easy to admit.
I've been cheating on you with Rachel from "Friends."
[ Laughter ]
-You couldn't carry a blank strap!
[ Laughter ]
-You -- You suck at "Fortnite"!
[ Laughter ]
-Well, you cook -- you look like a Cheeto!
[ Laughter ]
-Hey!
-I'm taking the chairs and moving out.
[ Laughter ] -Hey!
Hey, please -- please don't flush.
[ Light laughter ]
That's a term that my llama parents used to say.
[ Laughter ]
I hate seeing you do that, so just have a seat here.
I'm sorry things didn't work out.
-I am, too.
I'll -- [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
I'll always -- [ Both laugh ]
I'll always have a special place for you in my butt.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
[ Laughter continues ]
-It's during --
[ Laughter ]
It's during times like this,
I like for us to recite our favorite love quote.
-"You got to fart like Mickey Mouse is watching."
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
"And you got to love like there's nobody sniffing."
And scene!
-There you go. Thank you.
My thanks to Natalie Portman!