( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS A SECONDIME.
>> Harry: YOU'VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE.
>> I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN'T.
>> Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.
AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT, ALSO.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE ON THE TABLE.
BUG TRIFLE.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH, OOOH.
JELLYFISH.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH, OOOH.
GIANT WATER SCORPION.
>> THAT'S THE WORST ONE.
>> Harry: 1,000 YEAR OLD EGGNOG.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) COD SPERM.
( LAUGHTER SEEMS RATHER TAME IN COMPARISON
TO THE OTHER ONES.
HOW DO THEY GET THE SPERM OUT OF THE COD?
( LAUGHTER ) SALMON SMOOTHIE.
BULL PENIS.
>> GOOD OLD BULLP BULL PENIS.
I'LL ASK THE FIRST QUESTION.
THE PRODUCERS HAVE NOT SHOWN US THESE AHEAD OF TIME.
SO LET ME CHOOSE A FOOD YOU'LL HAVE TO EAT SHOULD YOU NOT
ANSWER.
SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH 1,000-YEAR-OLD EGGNOG.
>> NO!
IS THE CINNAMON SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS ANY BETTER?
>> Harry: I THINK IT'S THE CINNAMON STICK.
IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.
GIVE IT A SNIFF.
>> WHY?
>> Harry: I DON'T KNOW.
OH, MY GOD!
DISGUSTING!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Harry: READY?
NO!
>> Harry: OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> OH, NO!
>> Harry: YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW MEMBERS TO HAVE E
KARDASHIAN CLAN THAT DOES NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
RATE YOUR SIBLINGS OM BEST TO WORST PARENTS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER
IT.
>> Harry: I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER IT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> UM, I MEAN, I'LL START BY
SAYING THEY ACTUALLY ALL ARE AMAZING.
THEY REALLY ARE.
>> Harry: OKAY.
THEY ARE.
>> Harry: OKAY.
I SWEAR.
BUT I'D SAY ROB IS NUMBER ONE.
>> Harry: OKAY.
AND THEN -- HE'S SO GOOD TO HIS DAUGHTER.
AND THEN -- I MEAN THAT'S SO HARD, THEY'RE ALL AMAZING.
>> Harry: DRINK THE EGGNOG.
NO!
( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN IT WOULD BE, LIKE,
KLOE, KIM, KYLIE -- ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
APPLAUSE ) >> Harry: WHOO!
ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR ME THAT I WOULD
HAVE TO EAT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I'LL DO THE SPERM.
>> Harry: OKAY.
ERE YOU GO.
>> Harry: OKAY.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
>> YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CLEARING THROAT )
>> DIEING TO KNOW THIS, WHICH SONGS ON YOUR LAST ALBUM WERE
ABOUT ME?
( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> OOOH!
NO.
>> Harry: SO I WOULD SAY TRACK --
( LAUGHTER ) -- UM --
( LAUGHTER ) >> NO!
REA( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> JUST DON'T LOOKT IT.
>> Harry: OH, YEAH, THAT FIXES EVERYTHING.
JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT!
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT ARE WE DOING?
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JUST SWALLOW IT.
( LAUGHTER ) OH, MY GOD!
ST!
STOP!
>> Harry: TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
( CHEERING ) >> OOOH!
OKAY.
( COUGHING ) REALLY CARRIES AN AFTERTASTE.
( GAGGING ) OKAY.
SALMON SMOOTHIE.
GIVE HER A SNIFF.
>> NO!
I HATE SALMON, BY THE WAY.
>> Harry: COD SPERM.
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.
OKAY.
YOU'RE THE HIGHEST PAID SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD.
WHO'S THE MOST UNLIKABLE SUPERMODEL?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I HAVE THE ANSWER.
I CAN'T SAY IT, THOUGH.
( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> Harry: WATCHING YOU DRINK THAT MAD ME FEEL SICK.
>> YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING.
>> Harry: I MEAN, IT'S A SALMON SMOOTHIE.
>> OKAY.
>> Harry: WHAT AM I HAVING?
THE BUG TRIFLE.
EXTRA BUGS ON THE -- >> FOR DECORATION.
>> Harry: OKAY.
AVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE
KARDASHIANS"?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Harry: HAVE I EVER WATCHED
AN EPISODEF "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS"?
YEAH.
IT WAS THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE EATING SALADS IN THE KITCHEN --
>> TYPICAL.
>> Harry: -- AND THEN YOU WERE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER.
>> SO YOU'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.
( APPLAUSE ) I STILL TASTE THE SALMON.
>> Harry: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH BULL PENIS.
YEAH, BULL PENIS.
YEAH.
OKAY.
( APPLAUSE ) YOU READY?
>> NO, BUT YOU COULD GO.
>> Harry: IT'S JUST BULL PENIS.
( LAUGHTER ) WHO IS THE MOST SURPRISING CELEB
TO EVER SLIDE INTO YOUR D.M.s?
WHO IS HE?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT,
RIGHT?
>> Harry: UNLESS YOU WANT TO EAT SOME BULL PENIS, YEAH.
WELL, IT DEPENDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS ON, BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS.
>> OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW.
>> Harry: IS THERE SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF?
>> YEAH.
>> Harry: IS SAYING IT WORSE THAN EATING A BULL PENIS?
>> PROBABLY.
>> Harry: BLINK TWICE.
SHUT UP.
I'M EATING THE PENIS.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN
THERE.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
>> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN THERE.
( GAGGING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> YEAH, THERE'S A CRAZY AFTERTASTE.
>> Harry: LAST QUESTION.
WHAT AM I -- >> I'M GIVING YOU THE SCORPION
THING.
>> Harry: OKAY.
BETWEEN LOUIE, LIAM, NILE AND ZANE, RANK THEIR SOLOS --
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Harry: THAT WAS "SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS"!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACWITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!"
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )