- Get drunk!
- Drunk, drunk, drunk!
- It's not even 2PM!
- Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!
- What time is it? Drinkin' time!
- Day drinking, day drinking, day drinking!
(groovy music)
- I'm excited, but I'm also scared, Brian.
- Why? - Not scared, but I'm like,
- You're nervous that it'll be too strong.
- If it's a mix, is it gonna be like powder
into like a glass, or is it going to be actual,
so it's gonna be actual cocktails?
- I like all.
- I'm such a basic bitch, I like S*x on the Beach
and Strawberry Daiquiris.
- Oh, strawberry daiquiri.
- Get out of here, a nice strawberry daiquiri,
good God, it's like a drunk slushy, I love it.
(groovy music)
- This is a massive lump of ice,
and it looks like it's lemon and,
ooh, is that coconut?
I hate coconut!
- Piña coladas!
- I wish there was a song about Piña coladas, you know,
- Yeah!
♪ Piña colada ♪
♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
- Do you like Piña colada?
- I do, Piña colada!
- I forgot, I don't like Piña coladas!
(laughing)
- [Producer] So there's rum in this.
- Rum!
Ah, beautiful.
Arr, Littlebeard, it be back!
- Cheers. - Coconut, pineapple, cheers.
- Holy moly.
- I like the big lump of ice to be honest.
I think a cocktail always feels more sophisticated
when there's a giant lump of ice in the center.
- Oh, man this is great, I feel like,
- Oh, that is nice! - I wanna go to the beach.
- Oh my lordy lord.
- That is disgusting.
- That is, it's delicious!
- I hate Piña coladas.
- 2020. - Its like a bodhrán.
After a couple more of these, and then we'll be like,
♪ Ohhhhh, ♪
♪ Me father's name was Seán ♪
- Very good standards here, I feel good,
I feel like I could drink this way too fast,
and then order another one and drink that one way too fast.
- I'm not a fan of the coconut but it's not as bad
as it smells.
- This is not offensive to me, like I don't hate it,
but I couldn't drink it fast.
- I don't know what's not to love.
- I feel like if you cracked open a pineapple,
this is what would come out.
Ah!
- [Producer] Would you order something like this
if you were out?
- No.
- I'd have about eight.
- Would you? - Yeah.
- You like sweet things yeah? - Yeah.
- I've had two Piña coladas before, and,
yeah, this kind of tastes similar to both of them,
and didn't enjoy any of them, really.
Really negative today.
I promise Gráinne, I'm not usually a negative Nancy.
- Oh no, I'm living for it.
- I wanna sit by a pool and drink this.
And yell, "Ah, what do you know!",
to the kids that walk by, you know.
(groovy music)
- It's a Singapore Sling.
I've never heard of that before.
I've never heard of it either.
- I've never heard of this, no way!
- Whoosh, smells like a sweet factory.
- Naturally and artificially flavored
Singapore Sling cocktail mixer.
- Is a Buddha statue in it, what's going on?
- Yeah, there's zero information as to what this is
on the bottle.
- Okay, right.
- Zero, zero, it's a full mystery.
- Cotton candy kind of flavor,
- What is that?
- Smell off it.
- What is this?
- Singapore Sling, it sounds like a weird sex position.
- That's fresh.
- That's very nice.
- Tastes like cranberry, doesn't it?
- These are whopper.
The flavors and like,
- That's class.
That's great.
- It's like Kool-Aid.
- Yeah, spot on!
- And it's not overly sweet.
It's just the right amount of sweet.
I'm very sensitive to sweet things at the moment.
- [Producer] Compared to the last one, is it a step up?
- Much better, 'cause it doesn't taste like coconut.
- I like the other one better.
- What do you think a Singaporean Sling is?
Do you think that's how they got people out of the country,
for like, eating chewing gum?
- We've gone very mellow on this one.
- Oh yeah.
But this is a mellow drink.
- It's too much.
- It's sweet, isn't it?
It's like sugar, it's like drinking sugar,
you can't taste the alcohol out of that.
- No alcohol taste.
- Best part is the ice.
I love the ice, way to go on the ice.
I love a really cold drink.
- Too sweet for me, that.
(liquid slurping)
- I'd still drink it though.
- Ah, yeah.
I'd still drink it.
- Have you ever had a cocktail that's too sweet,
and you're like, oh I could never have three or four
or 15 of them, but this one you could, you know,
you could definitely get an easy 17 drinks out of this.
- This is the kind of drink, right, imagine this, right.
We're in, it's a hot sunny day,
we're in a lovely French town,
we're sitting outside, at a table,
after a lovely lunch, and we're just sitting there,
reading our books in the sun, and having one of these.
- Oh, beautiful.
I'm there, in France.
- That's what it is.
- With my Singapore drink.
- With your Singapore Sling.
(groovy music)
- I like it, it's blue!
- Great song.
- Oh my God, it's super blue!
- This looks like it's gonna be really
good and really bad for us.
- Sorry, that's my fault, that's my fault.
- Do you want me to spill some into yours?
- Blue Hawaiian!
- Blue Hawaiian, what is that, is that more pineapple?
Are you giving me more pineapple?
- So this is actually a Blue Hawaiian?
What gives it the color?
- Probably the blue.
- Right, can we just be honest
and say I spilt half of mine there.
- Man, look how blue that is,
- Oh, this smells coconutty, am I crazy, no?
- No yeah,
- Oh my lord!
That is nice!
- That's actually significantly better than the Piña colada.
- It looks like a drink they drink in Tron.
Or the future.
- Oh, it tastes like blue Cool Pop.
- It does taste like blue Mr Freeze.
- This has more of a something to it.
- I'm getting a hint of bleach,
I'm getting a hint of jacks in the nightclub vibe.
- I'm already feeling pretty drunk,
that's all it takes.
- What do you think of it? - It's a bit sweet for me now.
I think these are just entirely made of sugar, these mixers,
are they?
- I like it though, but I'm not sure
if I'd drink it too much.
It tastes like a fog machine.
- [Producer] So how does this compare to the last two?
- What do you have in your cocktail, oh I have pool water
and pee.
- Just a bit of pee, a dash of pee.
- Just a little bit of pee in my cocktail.
- This is like I'm stopping after one
and then going back to what I was ordering beforehand
kind of drink.
- It's a very summery kind of, - Yeah.
- I'm at a beach, cocktail.
Life's great.
Happy.
Happiness.
That's why I don't like it.
- It just tastes kind of like chemicals.
- Yeah, it does, it kind of tastes like a toilet, you know.
It looked great, but I wouldn't have two of them.
- I mean they're, I can't really taste any alcohol.
Which is concerning me.
Maybe my tolerance has just shot up recently.
- Mine hasn't.
(groovy music)
- This also looks like it'll kill us
but something about it seems refreshing.
- Oh, and now that smells like something
really familiar, Brian.
- This smells like Midori.
- Oh, it's an appletini!
- Product of UK, but bottled in China?
- Jesus Christ.
- How does, what does that look like?
- Appletini, I've never had an appletini,
but it always makes me think of Scrubs.
JD would always have an appletini.
- Yeah, Scrubs!
- Because he was a manly man, but he liked his appletini.
- Sorry, I'm trying to figure out
what this reminds me of.
- But it's actually melon you're tasting,
- Is it? - Yeah.
- Did you ever have an apple lollipop?
That's what it tastes like.
- New York Appletini.
- Appletini, melon my shite. - Melon me hole!
- My God, that was so sour.
- I don't know who thought that
that tastes like what apples taste like.
- It doesn't, it tastes like apple flavoring.
- We've established, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
- You were so confident, I was like, is it, yeah,
you were like yeah.
- That is delicious.
That is absolutely delicious.
- It's like those apple drops that you would get
at like a corner store.
A corner shop.
- And there's like, the vodka and then there's like that
little pinnacle of the like, fake apple flavor on top.
So I feel it, but it's very, like,
- Illuminati confirmed, gotcha.
- This is amazing, these are so flavorsome these,
- This is ice now.
- [Director] Is it apple-y?
- It's sour. - It is the most apple-y!
- It's sour apple.
- And I always say that drinking eight of these but you,
you wouldn't really, you'd only really want one or two.
- One or two of these. - Max.
- I feel like I'm Samantha in New York, in "S*x in the City"
you know.
- Just like, a happy-go-lucky, you know,
a few cocktails in the day, that kind of vibe.
- I don't think anything that color should be consumed.
It's making me think of freaking um,
- Oh, nuclear waste?
- That's it.
- It's like nuclear waste.
- Not as sweet as the other ones.
But still a bit sugary for me.
- I feel like there's no alcohol,
I feel like you can't taste the alcohol at all
because they're really fruity.
And that's a dangerous thing, as we've learned before.
Oh my God.
(groovy music)
- I don't think I've actually ever had a Margarita.
- Fucking hell, I really am feeling it now.
(laughing)
- I'm feeling grand.
- I'm feeling the alcohol, like I'm feeling really inspired
and creative.
- Oh, it's another bright color!
- Oh, she smells, tequila!
- Oof, whoof, there's a bang off this one.
- When I know I'm starting to get drunk,
I get like octopus arms,
like where I feel like my arms are just,
- Yeah, I get a bit floppy when I'm drunk.
- When I get drunk, I'm like, I'm gonna write this book,
and I wanna go to this country,
and I'm gonna buy a house on the seaside,
and I'm gonna create ceramics.
- Tequila!
It makes me sad.
(liquid slurping)
- Did you hear the shlurp on that?
- Oh! - Nope!
- That's the adult drink of today.
- It tastes like tequila, nope.
- You saved the best for last.
- Is this the last one?
I'm very happy.
- This is lovely.
- Ugh!
- It's good, isn't it?
- It's not as strong as I expected!
- It's tasty though. - Did you put tequila in that?
Is that made of tequila?
- [Producer] It's tequila. ♪ Da da da da da da da da ♪
- Tequila!
- Here's to Brian's sexy beard.
- Here's to Jamie.
His pineapple and lemon T-shirt.
- Oh, that's lovely.
- Oh no, tequila has got bad memories for me,
like I used to love tequila, I can't actually.
- You did too many,
- I had one, like, yeah,
no, can't do it anymore, the smell,
- Tequila's probably the only alcohol
where I drink and I don't go like, you know what I mean.
- I'm sorry, I missed that, you don't do,
- The other ones are way too sweet.
Sugary, poppy, you know,
this was a bit more like you had a proper drink.
- Like you were having a drink, yeah.
- Yeah a drink. - Yeah. I agree with Brian.
♪ Da da da da da da da da da da da da da ♪
♪ Deet deet deet dee ♪
- I wanna buy some!
- I think it's a really really good product.
- Yeah.
- But the tequila one was nice at the end.
But wouldn't go out of my way
to have those again, too sweet.
- Yeah they were great man!
Yeah you know, remember, they... and I said that they didn't hit me?
But now, it's all hit me in one so!
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