She's passing out balls!
I want the good one!
Not a chance!
Oh Hey, Kenny, here you go. I give you the good ball.
Yeah!! [ Knock-off Legend of Zelda Item Sound ]
Ah
Hey, Eric you get mushy ball.
Hey, Hayden looks like you get pancake ball.
Hey, Wendy looks like you get...
Half ball,
"half" fun
Half ball don't even bounce.
And that's how wood is made.
Oh, time for recess!~
Oh, but it looks like it's raining.
It's time for sit quietly at your desk.
So, we're gonna watch a movie!
But, it has to be educational so it's about how crosswalk paint is made.
(Students whine)
(Random Stuff)
Kids!
Freeze!
Okay, several parents have sued over the last week because kids keep getting hurt, so we have some new rules.
Everyone wins always. Also, no throwing balls.
Okay, let's play tag then!
Stop! No running!
And don't go in the sun!
So what are we allowed to do?
Hang out in the shade and to burn calories, wiggle
Wiggle!
Too wiggily!
This is nice.
I love kick ball.
Down by the banks of the hanky panky.
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky.
With an eep ope, soda pop.
One fell off and went Ker-plop.
You're out.
but..
OUT!!!
Hey err, what just happened to her?
She was ker-plopped.
Ker-plop girl walking, Ker-plop girl walking!
Recess is my favorite class
Don't touch the sidewalk, sidewalk's Lava.
Oh yeah, of course it is
You lose!
Help, I was playing freeze tag and never got unfroze.
He's cutting in line!
Know the handshake?
Yeah.
Got the stuff?
Two handfulls of candy. Just like you asked.
You promise not to tell anyone?
Promise.
All right.
Here's a ripped page of a nudie mag I found.
Is that an armpit or the back of a knee?
Back of the knee.
Hot.
Yo! Get that outta here man!
I'll see you.
Hi Mrs. Jenkins!
Oh my god, Jenny's skirt just flipped on the swing!
You suck! I hate you!
Stop!
I can kick your butt!
I can take you!
Oh, yeah, well then maybe after school at the shade!
Well, the girls that read books always hang out at the shade after school
So let's meet at the broken fountain!
Water pressures too weak. How about the shed where the Janitor cries?
Too sad, bike racks?
Dirt pit?
No man's land?
Plant walk.
Skid mark.
Hidden bug.
Where's Hidden bug?
I don't know, I just made it up.
Wow! That's a really cool name.
Thanks.
You want to go find hidden bug?
Okay.
We hoppin' and scotchin'
Mr. Applebum? Mr. Applebum? Um Charissa told Bobby that I ate grass and that really hurt my feelings.
Okay, um are we in the class right now Wendy?
No.
Then it's not my problem, get lost.
So when a girl on tinder sends you that smiley face in the eyeballs that are looking up. What does that mean?
That's the eye roll emoji.
Been getting a lot of those lately.
We're playing double dutch, come on!
Hey, Mr. Washington, got the stuff?
No candy today.
I got all hungry during breakfast. But, I do got 50 bucks for you.
No can do candy or nothing.
How about 60 bucks.
Candy, or nothing.
Wait wait wait
How about I throw you and the rest of the class
A pizza party on Friday.
Throw in some ice cream with Sprinkles.
I can do the ice cream, but I can't do the sprinkles. I ain't Bill Gates.
All right
oooooh
Sweet Mother Mary this is gon' get me through the whole week.
wait wait wait. Is this an armpit or back of the knee?
Oh, no wait, no no no no
keep dat
Leave it to the imagination
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