From falling asleep on the toilet to giving a stranger a private pimple-popping show the
Planet Dolan crew re-enact of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most
awkward things we’ve ever done. I’m Pringle the One and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by CASSWEPP Dolan One day Dolan stayed up way too late on a
school night. When he woke up he was very tired and running late for school. He stumbled
into the laundry, threw on the first thing he found, then raced off to school hoping
his teacher wouldn’t yell at him. When Dolan arrived everyone seemed to be staring
at him. He went to class, took his seat and his teacher immediately stopped the lesson
to ask why he was wearing a skirt. Dolan looked down and realised he had accidentally put
on his sister’s skirt! He went bright red and asked if he could leave to change his
clothes. His teacher wouldn’t let him so Dolan had to spend the whole class listening
to terrible jokes about cross-dressers.
Number 9 was submitted by Cookie0492 Doopie It was Melissa’s birthday and Doopie decided
to celebrate with a special birthday prank. She snuck into the school cafeteria, crept
up behind Melissa and pulled down her pants in front of everyone!
Doopie was pointing and laughing – until she realised the person she’d just pantsed
wasn’t her good friend Melissa! It was some poor girl Doopie had never seen before. The
girl just happened to be wearing the exact same outfit as Melissa. Everyone laughed and
the girl almost cried. Doopie felt really bad about the mix-up. She passes this girl
in the hallways from time to time. The girl just stares at Doopie with pure hatred in
her eyes, waiting for the opportunity to get her revenge…
Number 8 was submitted by lorddotcom Nixxiom When Nixxiom was in high school history class
he sat behind his two friends who were a couple. One day their teacher came in looking much
nicer than usual. All the students complimented her on her hair and makeup, but Nixxiom’s
friend said: “All she needs now is a halter top and a mini skirt.”
The whole room went silent and everyone glared at him. While trying not to laugh Nixxiom
snorted and shot a huge snot rocket right in his friend’s girlfriend’s face! Needless
to say, nobody was looking at the teacher’s makeup after that!
Number 7 was submitted by UnovaKestral HoneyBits Not many people know this but HoneyBits is
terrified of spiders. One time in her freshman year she stayed up until two am because she’d
seen a small spider in her room several hours earlier. When she woke up and went to school
she was too tired to even think, which was a problem because she happened to have her
most hated class: algebra! Halfway through the lesson she asked the teacher
if she could be excused to use the bathroom. She sat on the toilet and started daydreaming.
Before she knew it she was out like a light! After awhile her classmate came into the girls’
bathroom and called out for HoneyBits. HoneyBits woke up and was extremely embarrassed. Luckily
her teacher was very understanding, but HoneyBits’ classmates gave her a lot of shit about falling
asleep on the can.
Number 6 was submitted by Kawaiigirl76 Andie When Andie was in the first grade she went
to her aunt’s new house for the weekend. Her aunt told her that this type of place
was called a ‘condominium’. On Monday morning Andie’s teacher asked her students
what they did on their weekends. Andie said she went and saw her aunt’s ‘condom’.
She told the teacher she loved condoms and wanted one just like her aunt’s. Not realising
she meant ‘condominium’, Andie’s teacher gave Andie’s parents a concerned phone call
about this. Andie still cringes at this misunderstanding.
Number 5 was submitted by crabapples97 Tolop When Tolop was in the seventh grade he had
a crush on a girl in his class. He decided to make a move so he sent a very bold text
message that said: ‘Tomorrow, I’m going to take what I want!’
The next day Tolop went to her house and tried to kiss her. She wasn’t as into the idea
as he was and kind of squirmed her way out of it. Tolop ended up giving her an awkward
slobbery peck on the chin. They then sat in complete silence until the girl’s mom called
them in for an equally awkward family dinner. I guess Tolop and this girl weren’t meant
to be…
Number 4 was submitted by Scorge44 Melissa One day Melissa was having a shitty day at
school. She’d gotten a bad grade on a test, had a fight with her friend and, to top it
all off, had lost her favourite ring. With big storm clouds hanging over her head, she
went in to the girls’ bathroom and noticed a freshman standing over the sink. The freshman
was smiling and holding Melissa’s missing ring.
Melissa stormed over and shouted, “Where did you get that from!?” The freshman nervously
explained that her boyfriend had given it to her. Melissa didn’t believe her. She
grabbed her by the shoulders and demanded that she give it back. As she did this, Melissa’s
missing ring fell out of her pocket and rolled onto the ground. The freshman pointed to the
ring and Melissa realised she’d made a very embarrassing mistake. She apologised and awkwardly
avoided eye contact with her for the rest of the day.
Number 3 was submitted by Turtle_Smash147 Hellbent
Hellbent was in the fifth grade and everyone in class was talking loudly. Their teacher
didn’t mind them talking before the bell, but when it rang they were expected to be
silent. Hellbent could feel a huge fart coming on. Since everyone was talking he figured
no one would be able to hear him, so he prepared to let it rip.
At that moment the bell rang and everyone went silent. Hellbent tried to hold it in
and keep a straight face, but he couldn’t. The fart slipped out and sounded like THE
NOISEST SOUND THAT HAD EVER HAPPENED. Everyone heard it. They looked straight at Hellbent
and burst out laughing. Even Hellbent’s super-serious teacher laughed her butt off.
Hellbent sheepishly asked her if he could use the bathroom and she nodded. It was not
Hellbent’s finest moment.
Message from the Editor
number 1 was submitted by me.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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