-Yo, introducing Ryan Higa
JR Aquino
D. Choi
-I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout Imma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Stomping on a bed of the prettiest flowers
Pulling out the roots with ultimate power
Don't care what you think; don't care about you
This is how I roll, dawg; this is how I do
I'm stronger, faster, than all you haters
I'll blow right by you on my scooter skater
I can pedal my feet like nobody can
You can't catch me 'cause I'm the ginger bread man
Beautiful flowers stomped on for hours
So strong and so fast, hey haters can lick my grass
Don't even know why, people will try
To make me cry, but I'll never cry, well, maybe sometimes
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout Imma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
Like the ass phalt I'm hard on the street
Just like sand, I'm the son of a beach
People call me animal, but I can be three
A beaver, cat, duck, a platypussy
I do the dishes every day
The water burns my hands, but I'll never show the pain
My hands hurt, my hands hurt, I will be okay
I'm trying to hold it in, but I really want to scream
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I got bling hanging down to the floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Are you a girl scout Imma shut the door
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't ride horses I ride unicorns
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
-I'm so hard baby
So so hard like a rock baby
Rock hard, rock hard, yeah
Like concrete, like concrete, baby
I'm hardcore!
-I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I don't run I just do parkour
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I do the river dance on the dance floor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Give to rich and steal from the poor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I go to bed at 8:24
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
I'm an ASSSO
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Besa mis labios senor
I'm hardcore, I'm hardcore!
Imma fart when I walk through your door
Teehee!