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- Yeah. - And give thanks to all
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Why am I singing?
(bluegrass music)
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Okay. - Now.
- Okay so like,
turkey flavored booze.
- I suppose it's an American thing
so we wouldn't really,
I don't' think I've ever celebrated it fully here.
- I've never celebrated it full stop, like.
- No.
- I like a special cocktail, a themed cocktail.
- Yeah. - That's always fun.
- Yeah, themed cocktails for the win.
And alcohol, like I mean,
who doesn't like alcohol?
(bluegrass music)
- Oh, fruit.
I believe it's fruit.
At first I thought it was an egg yoke.
- I thought it was an egg and I was like,
"this is gonna take a turn."
- That's not an egg is it?
- [Producer] No.
No, is it?
- Smells maybe fruity but,
is this pumpkin?
- Is this marmalade?
- What's in that, Colin?
'Cause there's some floating bits.
- It's a vegetable.
- It's a Yams-opolitan, I told you,
is it yams?
- What the hell is a yam?
- I don't know, no, it's a sweet potato.
- Can someone tell me what I yam is?
- Grapefruit?
- No, it wouldn't be grapefruit.
- A lemon? (Laura laughing)
Don't know what happened to me there.
- An apple?
- It's a butternut squash.
- We don't really eat many other squashes do we?
- Did you cook the squash? Is it raw squash?
- Will we drink it first without knowing what it is?
- Yeah, fuck it, okay, go on,
'cause I feel like what's gonna happen
is we're gonna find out and then we're gonna be like.
"No, I'm gonna drink that." - I'm not drinking that.
I kind of feel like that might actually happen.
- I guess it taste kind of nice.
Tastes like juice.
- I don't taste any alcohol, Colin, mine's broken.
- Mmm, that is refreshing.
- Oh-ho.
- What's the alcohol though?
I'm gonna keep drinking it because it's a cocktail so.
- I got a tiny bit of squash in there,
it was a bit disturbing but it was fine.
- That's almost too good.
I could drink a lot of that.
- [Colin] It's butternut squashtail.
(loud thuds) (Justine laughing)
- You fucking ruined that for me.
You're joking me.
We're drinking butternut squash.
- Oh, there's rum in there, usually I'd pick up on rum
but that's just so mild.
I didn't think there's any rum in that.
- I thought that was vodka for sure.
- Do you know what, this is actually fine.
I just wish that I couldn't
get bits of butternut squash in my mouth.
- Am I supposed to eat, like do I eat it?
- I got a face of ice there.
It's just like, must drink the end.
(Richard laughs) (Nicole groans)
- "Is it a satsuma?"
No!
- We were never gonna get that.
We were fruit.
- The butternut squash doesn't actually taste like anything
really, you know?
It smells like something but it doesn't actually
taste like anything so you're kind of just chewing.
I feel like I look like I'm afraid when I'm drinking,
it's because I am. (Niamh laughing)
Do you know what I mean?
- I'm on edge.
- I really just don't want all that in my mouth.
(bluegrass music)
Is it beetroot? Oh, please don't be beetroot.
Oh my god, I hope it's not beetroot.
- It's gonna be cranberry, right?
- Oh, beetroot.
- This is gonna be beetroot isn't it?
Yeah.
- Oh, it's beetroot, oh.
- Beet. - Well, beetroot
goes well, great in a smoothie
or a juice so I guess it works well in this.
- Beetroot is like (gags)
It's not nice and it stains everything.
- Sweet, I think that's cranberry.
- Is that ice or two beetroots floating in it?
- [Colin] That's ice.
(both laughing)
- [Colin] Cran you feel the beet.
(Shannon laughs)
- It is fucking cranberry and beetroot.
(light thumping) It is!
- Look at the color of it, it's gorgeous.
- Yeah. Is it gonna stain our mouths?
- I think it is. (laughs)
- Oh, I like it.
I like it, what was that? I like it.
- This is was Dwight Schrute would have on Thanksgiving.
That's exactly what he'd have.
- Oh no! (Nicole laughs)
(Richard laughs) Ah, carnage.
- I like it, it's really good.
- Oh shit.
- I'm into it.
- Oh shit. - Oh shit.
- I don't really taste the beet.
- I can taste the beet.
- Can you feel the beet?
- Oh, that's gin!
I would not,
the mixtures are so intense, I'm not noticing the alcohol.
So, I'm like, gin I would always be able to pick up
but not at all.
- The cranberry juice and the beetroot juice
I think just compliment each other really nice.
- And I feel like we've been missing out on putting
vegetables into drink here.
- I just, I can't do it.
- I know it's Thanksgiving-esque
but like, it's so Summery.
It'd be so perfect on a sweltering day.
- Can you feel the beet in this?
- I have to go into a pub in Dublin, be like,
"Can I have a have a Cran You Feel The Beet, please?"
- Here, I don't think they'd know.
- No, they wouldn't.
- The beet is there.
- The beet has dropped. (hollow thud)
(Justine laughing)
I hate myself too, okay?
If that's any consolation.
- I just want beetroot juice
and cranberry juice mixed together, yo.
- But this is a bit of a risky one.
If you're like, wearing your fancy Thanksgiving clothes
'cause I imagine this would stain.
- I really like it.
We're gonna drink it all here today.
- Well, I am.
- I'm having the best time.
And you know, you're ordained,
I don't know if you know this, she's ordained.
- I'm an ordained minister.
- Could you marry me to this drink?
- I could. (Justine laughs)
(bluegrass music)
- Oh.
- Oh my goodness.
- There's an apple.
- Are we on holiday?
- Yeah we are.
- Oh, look at this little garnish!
- It smells so nice and cute.
You've really outdone yourself, Colin, okay?
I'm just gonna say that right now.
- Oh, it's so cute!
Do I see, is there syrup in this?
- Yeah, it's very thick on top.
Is it some kind of- - [Producer] Honey.
- Honey! - Oh, cool.
- I love apples.
- Do you? - Yeah, it's a big
thing for me so,
this is fantastic.
- Orchard Thieves. - Yeah, this is... cider.
Do you know the smell difference between Orchard Thieves
and Bulmers?
- Oh my god, yes. - Can you smell?
- Bulmers is not nice.
- So this has to be apple pie inspired, surely.
- Yeah, you'd have to think, wouldn't you?
(light crunching)
- Mmm, Lemsip.
(Nicole laughs)
- There's alcohol there now. I can taste it this time.
- Fucking weird, I don't know what that is.
- It's cider though.
- It is crisp. Is it-- I think it's cider and cinnamon.
- It is kind of like that.
- It's a little Lemsip-esque.
- It's nice but there's a little bit of bitterness in there.
- Is it gin? I'm gonna guess gin.
'Cause it's a very subtle taste.
- Gin, Orchard Thieves, honey. - Would ya be well?
- [Producer] Lime juice too.
- It's good. - Well, I definitely knew
it was Orchard Thieves.
- Orchard Thieves and actual apple
and honey.
- And honey and Orchard Thieves.
I love Orchard Thieves.
I should've known.
- That's fantastic.
- I'll drink that.
I'm enjoying this one.
- I'm so happy.
- So much going on here because of all the different
textures, the honey is like,
see, the honey's floating around the outside of the glass.
- I feel like we need more apples though.
'Cause if you have a bit of your apple,
and then you have a bit of your drink,
it's really sweet. - Are you supposed to eat it?
- Who can't not like mixing alcohols?
You know, you have one alcohol, you have gin.
Why not add cider?
What could possibly go wrong?
It's the holidays. (women laugh)
- I still prefer number two.
I actually, I wanna go back to beetroot.
- It's a little more out there.
The other ones are really refreshing and icy
and this is icy but there's a lot more
kick to it.
- I just got a weird after taste but I just can't
put my finger on what it is.
I know it'll come to me when I'm walking home.
(woman laughing)
But it's too late.
(bluegrass music)
- My goodness! - A cinnamon stick!
You made it come true by wishing it.
- Whoa!
- This looks okay. Is that cinnamon again?
I'm seeing cinnamon everywhere.
- If there's Bailey's in this then the milk makes sense.
- Oh my god. It's a deconstructed 99 cone.
(women laughing)
- This looks amazing. - Oh, wow.
Oh, I'm gonna savour this.
- I can just smell cream. (woman laughs)
I like cream though.
- I'm lactose intolerant, Colin.
- [Producer] Oh no!
- I'm thankful for you shitting yourself
on the bus home tonight.
- It's fine, we're just gonna,
it's for the video, it's for the content.
- I feel like I just want to take a bite
out of the cinnamon stick first
'cause the cream is so lovely on top
but I should probably take it as it's meant to be.
- I'd say. - Is that a cinnamon stick?
I thought it was a Flake.
(women laughing)
- I wish I didn't tell you so you'd try a bite.
- Oh, it's good. But I dunno what it is.
- Is it Bailey's?
- Oh wow, that's just like drinking a lovely dessert.
- I want to drink more.
- Oh, you'd shit yourself for that.
Go on. You fucking would.
- It's milder than Bailey's but I can't put my finger on it.
It's definitely a creme liqueur.
- It tastes like heaven, that's beautiful.
- It tastes incredible.
- That's a dessert, like, surely.
- It's like drinking a tiramisu or something.
- It really is.
It's actually quite a lot.
- I don't even really like bourbon but
it's really nice in this.
- Oh my god, the cream on top just makes it!
- If you're lactose intolerant, sorry about you.
- I had all the drinks. I finished all of them.
(woman laughs)
That's what's happening here.
The drinks are hitting me as you can tell.
(both laughing)
I don't know if it's obvious or not.
- If that was on the dessert menu,
you could get your cocktail and your dessert in one.
You know? - Mm-hmm.
- This is amazing. - Oh, god.
You could just skip dessert and just make this dessert.
- You're gonna have to lead this one, Laura.
(woman laughs)
- So, this has. (woman laughing)
- Do you see, if we don't finish the video quick,
I'm going to be out of it drunk
and she's gonna shit herself.
This is like a time bomb.
A ticking fucking time bomb that's going off.
(woman laughing)
I'm gonna have nothing to be thankful for.
(both laughing)
- I didn't think anything was gonna pass the cranberry beet
or the very first drink but I think this is definitely
the crown.
- Richard, I did a silly. (Richard laughing)
- [Producer] Is this the best one out of the four?
- Yeah. - From flavor
and presentation, definitely, 100%.
- I don't remember what the first one was.
- Oh, that was a horror scene.
- Oh my god, yeah, no wonder.
- The horror scene. - I've tried to forget.
- I, weirdly, still think the beet root was my fav-ert
favorite.
The deliciousness of the last one,
it was very much a treat or like a dessert.
Were as, I could drink the beetroot all night.
Which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in my life.
- The squash one, I just don't understand
why you would wanna put your dishwasher
and your leftover food into a glass.
But I mean, if you want to do that, that's okay.
- I think any booze at any kid of family gathering
you're gonna need it, you know what I mean?
- You might just turn up and go, "Listen, guys,
twist, there's no food this year,
we're just gonna have all three courses
in liquid form.
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