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For a guy that has been around for over 50 years now, you donÕt hear that much about
Cain Marko, also known as the juggernaut.
However, thatÕs all changed thanks to some nifty motion capture and voice deepening done
in a certain movie that recently came out.
So letÕs take a look at the top 10 JUGGERNAUT SURPRISING FACTS.
In the number 10 spot IS HIS FAMILY.
Before he became imbued with the entity of cytorrak, Cain was just a troubled child who
faced a few too many school expulsions.
His dad, Dr. Kurt Marko, married a lonely widow, and this turned out to be Sharon Xavier,
mother of Charles Xavier.
So Cain is Professor XÕs stepbrother.
Daddy Marko immediately preferred the sweet Charles and took to abusing and neglecting
his own son, which in turn led to Cain feeling resentful and beating up Charles every chance
he got.
Lovely family dynamics going on there.
Next, at number 9, HE IS COMPLETELY SELF SUSTAINING.
Once he became the Juggernaut, Cain no longer has a need to fulfill humanly needs.
The crimson gem that gave him his powers from cyttorak eliminate his need for food, sleep,
or even oxygen.
HeÕs an entire ecosystem in one being, and can last for weeks or even months in seemingly
impossible situations such as being buried alive.
The only thing it may not eliminate is a need for some loving, and that brings us to our
next fact.
Coming in at number 8, HE AND SHE-HULK DID THE DIRTY ONCE.
This happened in Uncanny Xmen #435 when Jennifer Walters was the lawyer trying to get CainÕs
crimes cleared while also apparently trying to bed him.
Weirdly though, after the fact she denied it everywhere she went.
So what was going on, was she just too embarrassed to talk about this roll in the sack with a
massiveÑin many waysÑcriminal?
Well, turns out the She-Hulk that slept with the guy was from an alternate universe.
Ahh yes, of course, just an everyday bit of confusion.
In the number 7 spot, HE HATES LIGHT BEER.
I mean, can you blame him?
In Juggernaut #1, right in spite, the big guy is just trying to live a normal life in
New Mexico.
Long story short, he becomes something of a hero to the townspeople and they end up
throwing him a three-day long appreciation party.
By the third day they run out of regular beer, and when Cain asks for one, he is offered
light beer.
Immediately enraged, he claims nobody offers him a light beer and livesÑand letÕs just
say the townspeople never threw him another party after that.
Most likely because they were no longer around.
Up at number 6 IS HIS WEAKNESS.
Juggernaut is given his powers by an entity known as Cytorrak, so heÕs, not a mutant
but he is an extremely formidable foe with few weak points.
Without his helmet, he becomes vulnerable to mental and mystical attacks, which is how
heÕs been brought down in the past.
Now, he can create a new helmet from raw materials real quick so itÕs a pretty small window
of opportunity.
This also doesnÕt cause him lasting injury, just enough to slow him down for a bit.
Just be wise, donÕt piss him off.
Better yet, just donÕt go near him.
Coming in at number 5, HEÕS HUGE.
As if we hadnÕt tipped you off about it by now, this guy is massive.
And heÕs still a human, which makes it even freakier.
He stands at 9 foot and tips the scale at 1900 pounds, and thatÕs all muscle.
Wish I could say the same for myself.
We do have to remember that as a work of fiction, this is entirely plausible.
The tallest man in real life was Robert Wadlow-- he was 8 foot 11 and that played host to a
range of physical ailments.
Guess it works differently when youÕre a deityÕs avatar.
Next up, at number 4 IS HIS BFF.
ItÕs hard to make friends when your brain can only hold anger and hatred, but it can
be done!
JuggernautÕs longest friendship was with Thomas Black Tom Cassidy, who happens to be
Xmen BansheeÕs, the cousin.
They met in prison and broke out together, something that I find really does solidify
a healthy friendship.
Sadly the friendship ended when Black Tom murdered JuggernautÕs friend Sammy; so in
turn, he had to die too of course.
Up next at number 3, COLOSSUS ONCE BECAME HIM.
During the Fear Itself storyline, Colossus made a deal with the Cytorrak while Cain was
off being an avatar to another entity.
All heÕs good for.
In order to take down Cain, Colossus needed the power of the crimson gem.
But what also came with that power were hostile tendencies and a shift in personality.
Being the noble man he is, Colossus demanded he is locked up unless he was needed.
He was eventually released from Cytorrak by MagikÕs sword, luckily after he had a chance
to take Cain down.
In the number 2 spot, HEÕS GOT HIS OWN MEME.
Back in 2006, a group known as My Way Entertainment put out a dub of an episode of the Xmen animated
series, an episode of the cry of the banshee.
It was called the juggernaut bitch.
Soon the often-used quote ÒIÕm the juggernaut bitchÓ went viral as its own meme, being
plastered onto all sorts of pictures.
And it was even included in the Xmen movie the last stand during his fight with Kitty
Pryde, leaving fans howling with laughter.
And finally, in the number 1 spot, HEÕS GOT HIS OWN CALL OF DUTY
ACHIEVEMENT.
Most likely thanks to aforementioned meme.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 has included an achievement called IÕm the Juggernaut.
In order to earn this achievement, players must kill a juggernaut in a spec ops mission.
Not an easy feat according to some players, but if you accomplish it, itÕs worth 10 points!
Not that I ever play Call of Duty, thereÕs no pokemon involved, so what do I know!
So those were the top 10 JUGGERNAUT FACTS.
Let me know in the comment section down below WHO YOU WANT FACTS ON NEXT.
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