- It's just like painting canvas.
- [Male Producer] But this is chemicals.
- Yeah, so maybe just don't get any on the eyes.
- Ouch!
No, I'm just joking.
(mellow music)
- [Female Producer] Hey, Ernie!
- Hello.
- [Female Producer] Ernie, tell us who this guy is.
- What do you call me?
- Gramps.
- There you go.
- [Female Producer] Tell me,
what do you think about the way Gramps looks?
- You're good!
- What do you think of that?
- Uh...
It looks good.
- There's nothing needed to be done.
- [Female Producer] Oh, I don't know about that.
I brought you here today,
cause I think your grandpa could use a makeover.
- Okay.
- [Ernie's Dad] You could dye his eyebrows.
- I can?
- [Ernie's Dad] Yeah!
- Do you want that?
- Do I want that?
No.
- Wait, I've got a good idea for this.
I think it should be a rainbow.
- Rainbow beard?
Okay.
(upbeat music)
- [Ernie] Now the hair.
I think this is a good color.
- That's orange.
Wow.
You know what I think,
I think you gotta design this for grandma.
- [Ernie's Dad] Your grandfather is sabotaging
your video, Ernie.
- Guaranteed.
- No, no, no, he's not.
- [Ernie's Dad] Your grandfathers' got to show you
how much he loves you, Ernie.
- (laughs) Funny man. - No, he just...
- You know I love you
because you're nothing like your dad.
- Yeah.
- Looks like a mohawk.
Cool.
- And done.
- It's done.
So this is the look, huh?
- Mhm.
- [Female Producer] Ernie, do you want to see
what your dad designed?
- Oh.
- What is that?
Your dad designed this.
I would go with yours hands down any day.
- Yay!
- Next time you see me,
your art is gonna be on my face.
- Ready?
- Yeah, why not?
- Okay, I'm ready then.
- My name is Kacey, and I'm a hairstylist.
Are you ready to shave some hair?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- What is that machine?
- That's a hair cutter.
(razor whirring)
- That's a lot of hair.
- And then go straight up.
- You know the last time I got a hair cut like this?
- What?
- Was when I went into the military.
- You went to the military?
- Yep, but it took them a good 30 seconds
and I had a haircut.
- [Kacey] We're gonna put a little bit of this oil in there.
- So how long does it have to stay on the hair?
- Well, it depends.
Everyone's hair is different.
You are a unique creature.
So how long it takes depends on your own hair.
- I don't know about this.
- And it's just like painting canvas.
- [Male Producer] But this is chemicals.
- Yeah, so maybe just don't get any on the eyes
or the skin.
- Ouch!
No, I'm just joking.
- What's after the lightener?
- Then it's just painting the hair.
- That's the fun part.
So, what's that purple stuff?
- It's gonna make it a little bit less yellow.
- [Ernie] And then they wash that off?
- What color is the bangs, in the front?
- The first part is red.
- Ooh, aah.
- [Ernie] Is there purple?
- [Kacey] I don't see a lot of purple in your design.
We could do the mustache purple.
- The mustache he said was brown.
- [Kacey] I'm here to facilitate
this young man's vision.
- Half black, half burgundy.
- I, as a stylist,
no long feel like my voice is being heard.
(laughs)
- [Kacey] Oh, this looks very troll like.
- It looks good!
- Yeah?
Does it look good or does it look great?
- Great!
(trumpet music)
- Oh, my god.
- Don't you like it?
- Oh, yeah.
I think you got the picture just about right.
- Yes!
- [Male Producer] Ernie, are you happy with the results?
- Yes!
- [Male Producer] Ralph, what does this mean for your life?
- It's over.
- [Ernie's Dad] Oh, stop it.
(laughs)
(futuristic music)