[beeping]
Carefully.
Come on, do it. I'm freezing here.
All right, all right, hang on a second.
[growling]
[snoring]
That should be enough, right?
Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man.
Well, I guess I've lived a full life.
[growling]
[snoring]
This is taking too long. I want the warm now.
Pat, no.
[growling]
[sighing]
Pat, are you crazy?
No. I'm warm.
Let me see that roll of tape.
[growling]
[beeping]
Time to get this stinky thing off.
[sniffing] Boy, that's rank.
♪ A-doop-doo A-doop-doop-doo ♪
♪ A-doop-doop-doo ♪
[gasping] What's going on? Where am I?
♪ A-doop-doop-doo Scrub scrub scrub ♪
♪ In the tub tub tub ♪
What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?
Nothing like a hot shower
to make a squirrel feel like a new woman.
Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur? Wow!
Wait a minute. That's it. I think I've just found out
how to get the Krabby Patty formula once and for all.
♪ Shoobie doop doo Shoobie doop doo ♪
♪ I'm getting clean No fleas on me ♪
♪ Getting clean ♪
Hope you like long showers, squirrel.
[beeping]
[pounding]
Perfectly calibrated.
Ow!
[thudding]
[beeping]
Krakatoa!
[screaming]
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
I'll save you, Quickster!
[grunting]
[groaning]
[screaming]
I'll cool you off, Quickster with one of my water balls.
Uh... Ah... Uh... Aha.
Huh? No, no. No, no, I'm not the Quickster.
I'm Captain Mag... ma.
Well, I guess it's up to me.
I'll just sneak over, unseen, and catch him by surprise.
[crashing]
[screaming]
Oh!
[beeping]
What's going on?
[groaning] I never should've eaten four.
[moaning]
The new patties, they're making everyone change.
[groaning]
I gotta get outta here!
[screaming]
Maybe I'll pass on this patty.
Try this.
[groaning]
[burping]
Bite my buns.
[moaning]
All original Krabby Patty,
why did we forsake your perfect recipe?
[moaning]
[screaming]
Chow down, SpongeBob.
Um, no thanks.
Already ate. See?
[growling]
[beeping]
Admit it, Sandy, you can't do anything
us sea creatures can do.
In fact, if it wasn't for that suit,
you couldn't even live down here.
[laughing]
Well, you don't-
[laughing]
I don't need to-
[laughing]
[growling]
I'll show y'all! I don't need this suit!
[laughing]
[gasping]
And I don't need this helmet neither!
[shattering]
Neptune, preserve 'er.
How long can she stay like that?
- I don't know. - Sandy's a girl?
Wow, Sandy, you sure proved us wrong.
I guess land creatures are better.
At least until they need to breathe.
[laughing]
Yep, won't be long now.
Feeling lightheaded yet?
Uh-uh.
Remember this?
[breathing]
[groaning]
[gasping, gurgling]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Stop laughing at me!
[beeping]
[screaming]
[crackling]
[screaming]
[thudding]
I be-eth okay
[laughing]
Wow! Huh? Yes! Yes!
Sicketh them, boy!
[screaming]
[growling]
♪ Perhaps a soothing limerick Will calm thee ♪
♪ There once was a dragon So handsome and smart ♪
♪ He let me go free For he had a big heart ♪
Everyone be-eth a critic.
Hi-yah!
[grunting] Hi-yah!
[beeping]
Now, Pat.
[grunting]
Eek! A gorilla! Save me, SpongeBob!
[grunting]
Okay, guys, really, this is your saddest attempt yet.
Even Chip knows that's Patrick
in the same costume he wore for Halloween last year.
[grunting]
No, really, you gotta come save me!
Hey, Sandy, who's your friend?
But... but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit.
I am in the gorilla suit.
I thought I was doing a pretty good job.
If you Patrick, then who's that?
[grunting]
[gasping] A real gorilla!
Huh?
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunting]
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[grunting]
Oh, my gosh!
[grunting]
This can't be happening.
Ow!
[unintelligible]
Ow!
[beeping]
I'll catch your worm for ya.
That is if you're willing to pay.
No! You'll never get a cent out of me!
Never!
I'd rather that worm come in here right now
and eat you all alive!
[panting]
Sorry.
[laughing] Ah, shucks. I don't want your money.
I was just playing up the drama of the moment is all.
[laughing]
[crying]
Nope, I'm gonna take that spineless critter down
for nothing cause this is personal.
Look, my tail's gone.
[gasping]
Varmint must have got it while I have a back turned,
the coward.
[sympathizing]
I am gonna get back what's mine.
[cheering]
What? But, Sandy, you don't know what you're up against.
We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!
Well, I don't know nothing about Alaska,
but looky here.
Back in Texas I wrangled bulls, and I wrangled worms.
Far as I'm concerned,
doing 'em both together just saves rope.