Flippin' fish fossils!
This is SpongeBob Smarty Pants!
I'm your host, Roy, a.k.a. Guava Juice,
I'm joined by my lovely contestants, Jewel and Kelly.
[cheering]
We're going to splash right into our first round called
the Karate Choppers.
Hi-ya! Ya!
[screaming]
Rules are simple,
whoever can knock the other person out of the circle
wins the round.
Ready, set, karate!
[screaming]
Come on come on, battle it on y'all!
Oh, oh! Kelly is out of the circle!
You're a natural, a karate genius!
Jewel, you are round one's winner,
meaning you get 50 points on the board.
Do me a favor, get out of those suits and get ready for round two,
Bikini Bottom Blitz.
Here's how it's gonna go,
each of these locations feature a SpongeBob trivia question
worth 100 points.
Buzz in first, answer those questions correctly,
and those 100 points are yours.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Crusty Chris, moving on to Patrick's rock.
Question number 1, identify this character based on the silhouette.
[bell ringing]
Kelly!
Larry the lobster!
Larry the lobster is correct!
Moving on over to Squidward's house.
Number 2,
we're gonna be playing a game called Porous Chorus.
I'm going to sing a line from a popular SpongeBob song,
you're gonna have to finish it, here we go.
♪ The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza ♪
Kelly!
♪ For you and me ♪
For you and me is correct!
All right, moving on to SpongeBob's House, please.
Question number 3,
Bikini Bottom's favorite crime fighting duo goes by the name?
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy,
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy is correct!
Jewel, yes!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy will be there in no time!
100 points.
All right, let's move on to the jellyfish fields, please.
You're going to have to identify the celebrity guest star
based on the clue.
This former singer is super posh,
especially when playing this royal queen in the episode,
The Clash of Triton.
[bell ringing]
Jewel?
David Bowie?
David Bowie is... incorrect.
The correct answer is Victoria Beckham.
Question 5, we're gonna move over to Goo Lagoon,
move on the sponge, Chris.
All right, question 5,
who is the leader of the jellyfish spotters?
Ellie?
Kevin the cucumber.
Kevin the cucumber is correct!
Wow.
Kelly, you currently have 300 points, Jewel you have 150.
All right, moving on over to Sandy's Treedome.
Hot dang, I'm faster than green grass through a goose!
Where is Sandy from?
[bell ringing]
- Jewel? - Texas.
Texas... is correct, congratulations!
[evil laugh]
You know what that sound means.
It's time for the Fly Dutchman's Wager.
You're going to have to wager some of your points
in order to make it to the final round.
How much are you willing to risk?
Hey, Crusty Chris!
Please block our contestants from seeing each other's work.
- Can do. - Great.
All right, smarty pants, place your wagers.. now.
While our contestants are placing their wagers,
I'm going to serenade you with a SpongeBob classic.
♪ The best time to wear A striped sweater ♪
♪ Is all the time! ♪
All right smarty pants, pencils down, time's up.
- Crusty Chris, get out of there, please. - Yes, sir.
It's time for the challenge.
Smarty pants,
only a true SpongeBob fan knows there's only one way
to blow the perfect bubble.
Whoever can perform the most steps correctly
wins the Flying Dutchman's challenge.
Three, two, one, go!
First you do this...
spin around... stop!
Double take three times, one, two, three.
And then you stomp on your right foot, don't forget it!
And then...
All right, fantastic.
[cheering]
Good job, Kelly.
All right, Jewel, the stage is yours.
- Okay. - Good luck.
See a start like this...
spin around, stop!
Double take three times, one, two, three,
and then you pelvic thrust and then you bring it around town...
And this and this and this and this and this and then this.
And then...
[cheering]
Alright Jewel, back to your podium you go.
All right, that was fun, yeah? Yeah?
Smarty pants, lift up your boards,
let's check out how much you wagered.
All right, Jewel, you wagered 250 points.
Kelly, you wagered 205 points.
Great wagers there, but let's see how you did, okay?
Congratulations!
Jewel, you're making it to the final challenge.
Crusty Chris, clean up on aisle Kelly, please.
- What? - Okay, you have to go, shoo!
- Why? - Shoo!
I don't like brooms!
You gotta go.
Jewel, you're one step closer to winning the golden pineapple.
But first, can you survive the Chum Bucket challenge?
Crusty Chris, bring out the chum!
Look at it.
Here's how it's gonna work.
I'm gonna ask you a series of seven final SpongeBob trivia questions.
All you gotta do is answer five of those questions correctly,
and the golden pineapple is yours.
But, answer three questions wrong...
Well, you know what happens.
All right, Jewel, are you ready?
Yes.
All right, here we go.
Question number 1, is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
You're absolutely right, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Question number 2, what's funnier than 24?
25.
25 is correct!
All right, two questions.
Question 3,
what is the name of the villainous Western duo
Sandy dreams about and SpongeBob and Patrick impersonate?
Dirty Dan and...
Mm hmm, mm hmm.
Five, four, three, come on Jewel, two, spit it out, one...
- What you got? - I don't know, just Dirty Dan.
Dirty Dan by itself, that's incorrect.
The correct answer is Dirty Dan and...
Pinhead Larry.
That's one question wrong.
Two more questions wrong... mm-hmm.
Question 4, SpongeBob is spooked
when Squidward tells the story of this ghost
during their overnight Krusty Krab shift?
- The Hash-slinging Slasher. - You sure?
-Yeah. -Your final answer?
The Hash-slinging Slasher.
The Hash-slinging Slasher is correct!
Wow, very confident there.
All right, all right,
recite the story of the ugly barnacle.
There was once a barnacle who was so ugly,
and then he died.
All right, that response was...
incorrect.
Jewel, answer these next two questions correctly,
you win the golden pineapple.
You get one wrong, you're gonna get chummed.
Moving on to question number 6.
Mr. Krab says there are how many bad words for a sailor
in the episode Sailor Mouth.
13.
There are 13 bad words, is that right?
That is absolutely correct, 13 bad words.
Things are getting a little bit intense because this is the final question,
we are getting to the nitty gritty up in here.
One right, you win, one wrong, you lose.
Question number 7,
what is the name of the actor that voices Squidward?
Take a moment.
I know this one.
Roger... Bumpus.
The correct answer is...
Roger Bumpus!
Yes, yes!
- Yeah. - Shoot!
I'm so sorry, Crusty Chris.
- Toodaloo! - Toodaloo!
Congratulations, Jewel, here is your golden pineapple.
Any last words before you depart here today?
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks, mom, so sweet. That is it.
Victory is hers!
[laughing]
Join us next time as two more SpongeBob SquarePants fans
battle it out to see who is the biggest SpongeBob fan.
I'm your host, Roy a.k.a. Guava Juice,
and remember, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo!
See you next time.