So I went from this… to this. All for an April Fools joke. And we had a blast.
hopefully by now you’ve seen that crazy ridiculous Lamborghini video posted on April
1st. And before I go any further I wanna clear the air because of the all these questions,
Did I really buy a Lamborghini. No I did not, that was a 24 hour rental. Well maybe 28 hours,
then we went a couple hours over because some shit happened.
There’s a lot more questions which I’ll get to in just a second,
and also I have a reaction video of myself watching this ridiculous video for the first
time after getting from my videographer if you wanna see my ridiculous face.
But first, I want to say a huge thank you to my amazing friends John, Diane, Belinda,
Cindy Kristina, Tony for helping me out either at 8am on a cold cold morning in Stanley park,
chasing crows, or dressed in sexy pole dancing outfit and getting paid only by fake dollar
bills,
all for the purpose of fulfilling a crazy ridiculous dream of mine of going all in,
money, time, planning wise an april fools video really just for the sake of having fun
and making ourselves and over a hundred thousand people world wide on the internet laugh.
And thank you to my amazing videographer Thibaud for going above and beyond with filming and
editing my day in the life of a day trader video and the lamborghini video. Check out
his YouTube and instagram to see more of his beautiful professional work.
The hilarious open house scene from the lambo video would not have been possible without
the cameo of Vancouver realtor Mark Wiens. If you guys think my jokes are bad, the jokes
on his YouTube and Instagram are off the charts. It’s almost like he dropped a mid day ATM
offering.
And also if you buy or sell a home with him in Metro Vancouver he’ll give you a free
lamborghini. Okay he may or may not know I said that… but jokes on him.
And of course there's the beautiful luxury home in Kerrisdale vancouver, the shooting
location is made possible by generous help of realtor Shirley Dang Kramer and ILA Developments.
Thank you for providing me such a luxurious house to sell a non-existent “how to make
lamborghini money DVD for $99990.999…. I lost count.
I started planning and writing for this video in mid January. If you haven’t noticed,
i write all the videos and the jokes on this channel myself. And do all revisions in the
writings. If the jokes are not written or delivered well, then i'd rather not make video.
This whole production was planned out with my videographer in February and finished filming
by March before the Covid 19 lockdown. So no health was jeopardized and everyone involved
is safe.
So the biggest joke I think from this whole experience… is that I thought I rented Lamborghini
Aventador Spyder. On the rental website and my receipt it says Lamborghini Aventador S.
So i thought oh S stands for Spyder. Because I thought spyder means, not just the eight
legged animal from harry potter, I thought spyder is whatever car that has the doors
that open like this. You know from Silicon valley?
And its only after reading the comments that I got schooled and learned that it was actually
a Lamborghini SVJ, a spyder means it’s convertible. See I didn’t know that. I took math but
skipped on the exotic sports car 101 course in high school.
I'm more than happy with my corolla from the early 2000’s. Gas is like $40 a month, and
I can eat my $2 box timbits in my $3000 car at ease and nobody would judge me, like they
did when I was doing so in a half a million dollar car.
So how much did the rental cost? The car was completely fine and there no damage
whatever, but if there was, the insurance deductible would have been $10,000.
Now did the $4k Lamborghini that I rented to drive for maybe 3 hours max at a ridiculous
high speed of 40 kilometers per hour, make any financial sense?
Would graham stephan approve of this kind of spending all for the sake one 1 april fools
video? Probably not?
But did I want to and need to do it, for both myself, and all my loyal viewers on YouTube
and instagram? Yes absolutely no doubt.
I remember when I was browsing through the rental website looking at all the luxurious
cars that cost more to rent for a week than to own my corolla for the rest of my life.
If I had gone with let’s say this Mercedes AMG, or the McLaren 570S, not a spyder, the
rental and insurance cost would literally have been either just ½ or ⅓ of the cost
of the Lamborghini Aventador.
But the long running joke on this channel has always been that lamborghini money, not
mclaren money, or mercedes DVD. And it would be disrespectful to my followers like terrence
who’s been here since 3,000 subscribers, or Bronson who’s been here since 10 thousand
subscribers and you of course, you've been suffering through my bad jokes the last year.
It would be so disappointing for you guys to get only a McClaren not a Lamborghini on
your special April Fools parody video. Really, the whole purpose of the video is to have
fun and bring a smile or a laugh to your face especially during very serious and difficult
times like these.
I cannot develop a vaccine or drug with FDA approval, I cannot send you masks nor toilet
paper, but if all i could do is bring a smile to your face. Then this whole production is
absolutely worth it.
But i did find it a bit concerning that there were perhaps 5% of the people who thought
this was a real ad, and some even sent me DM’s or emails requesting to buy the said
products in the April fools video.
Please exercise some common sense, basically do the opposite of everything I said in the
parody video. Study technical analysis, fundamentals, learn your SEC filings and most importantly,
if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. There is no easy money in day trading
and there is no button that’ll make it rain lamborghinis.
I do not have Artificial intelligence DVD’s nor text alerts to sell, that's against everything
I’ve been preaching. While I do have a premium trading community and watchlist subscription,
they are at a very affordable price of $47 and $97.
If that’s not for you, that's totally cool. I offer plenty of free day trading educational
videos here on this channel and a free detailed weekly watchlist, that comes with a free subscription
of bad jokes. There's something here for everyone.
We’ve now grown from 3000 followers a year a go to now 125,000. Thank you so much for
following this channel
and supporting bad jokes, 20 cent indomies, and $3k corollas. There
is
so much more to come soon.
With that said, here’s my reaction to
watching
the ridiculous April fools video from my videographer for
the first time