-♪♪ Suggestion box ♪♪
♪♪ Suggestion box ♪♪
-I hope this first one is not from Chrissy Hinkle.
It's from Chrissy Hinkle.
She always sends in suggestions. Loves our show.
"Hey, Jimmy, Valentine's Day is coming up and got me wondering,
what does Donald Trump do for Valentine's Day?"
It's funny that you ask.
You know those Valentine's Day candy hearts?
Well, it turns out that every year Donald Trump releases
his own version of those. Yeah, check some of these out.
First, there's -- "Cov Fe Fe."
[ Laughter ]
Pretty good.
Here's the next one.
"Putin is my soulmate."
[ Laughter ]
He also made this one.
"I'm 239 pounds of love. My doctor confirmed this."
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He also made this one.
"I'm so romantic, I've been married three times."
[ Laughter ]
And finally, Trump made this heart, too.
"I'm sweet. Maybe the sweetest there ever was.
There's never been someone as sweet as me. Believe me, folks."
Very romantic.
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Next one is from Morgan Lang.
"Hey, Jimmy, have you heard of this new fad where teenagers are
eating Tide Pods and posting the videos online?
You should warn them about how dangerous this is."
Yeah, I have heard about this.
And, yeah, it's incredibly dangerous.
Well, actually, Tide teamed up with Ice-T to release a PSA
about it. Check this out.
-And now a Tide Pod PSA from Ice-T.
Stop eating laundry detergent, dumb [ Bleep ].
-This has been a Tide Pod PSA from Ice-T.
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-Gets right to the point.
I see.
[ Laughter ]
This next one is from Irma Diffley.
Unfortunate name there.
[ Laughter ]
"Hey, Jimmy, do you think it's possible to try to get someone
to say a specific word without them knowing
you're trying to do that?"
It's funny you ask because earlier today,
we sent our writer Jo Firestone down to the 30 Rock Plaza
to do exactly that, try to get as many people to say
specific words without letting them know she's doing that.
It's a new segment we call "Word on the Street."
Check it out. -♪♪ Word on the street ♪♪
-What do you think, in New York City --
What have you done -- You've been shopping?
-We literally just got off the plane, just been here,
had a burger.
You had a burger? -Yeah.
-You know what I love about burgers?
The smell. -Yeah?
-What else has a smell? You know what I mean?
-Of a burger? -Say you're going to have
a romantic night. What are you going to light?
-A candle. -What kind?
-Yeah. -It's not going to smell
like nothing. -Right.
-It's not dented, it's -- -Mint?
-No, it's not dented. it's --
-Oh, scented. -Yes, scented candles
You guys are obviously very stylish.
Let me ask you, do you guys ever --
Do you like to have, like, a little something --
you know what I mean, a little --
like a shirt that kind of goes up and then you've got
to fold it down, do you know what I mean?
A shirt -- what's it called, do you know what I mean?
-A turtleneck? -Yes, a turtleneck!
Do you have a favorite fruit?
A favorite fruit? -Yes.
-Apples. -You know mine.
-Yeah. -You know mine.
-Pears? -No, like, a rounder one.
What other activities have you done?
-We are right in the middle of wedding planning,
so that's what we're doing here.
-You know what the best wedding activity is?
-Eating. -Unh-unh.
-Dancing? -No.
What is it? -You strap 'em on
and you're fighting. -Boxing gloves?
You're fighting in the dark.
I will not elope. -You will not elope?
I cannot elope.
I cannot -- don't ask me to -- -A lope melon?
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-What's the best kind of music?
-Classic rock. -For sure, but you know what
I'm talking about. You know, like,
the best kind of music?
You know when you're on a mountain and you're just, like,
going for it?
If I was about to do this, I'd be like --
You know what I'm talking about?
You're singing, but it's way more --
it's way more up and down. You know what I mean?
-I love AC/DC.
-I cannot elope. Say it fast.
Say it fast. -A lope melon.
I cannot elope. A cantaloupe!
A cantaloupe!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay, okay, get out of here, get out of here.
I'm done with you, goodbye. -Actually?
Yeah, go away. Okay, bye-bye.
-Thank you very much, Jo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Very close -- was not a lope-melon,
very close.
[ Laughter ]
A lope-melon.
Judges, can we accept that? No, sorry.