♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
(silence)
- (FBE) Today we're gonna show you a series of videos,
and the challenge is you can't smile or laugh while watching.
- You see I'm already smiling.
- Oh, got this. You all called the right man for the job.
- (FBE) However, we didn't choose the videos. The fans did.
And they really want to make you smile or laugh.
- You guys are geniuses.
And honestly, I don't doubt that you'll make me laugh.
- Let's see how well I do,
and let's see how funny your videos are.
- Last time, y'all failed. I won. I'm really competitive.
- Hang on, one second.
Let me just get zen about this for a second.
- Let's do it. Let's see what they got.
- (cameraman) Tell us what you're doing.
- (man) So there's-- we used to have harmonicas, but...
- They're gonna do something dumb.
- (man) The bees have the harmonicas.
So I'm gonna get them back for us.
- Oh my gosh, I see them flying all over the place.
- (man) Pocket sand! (shrieking) - What?
- (man) Pocket sand! (shrieking)
- No. I literally just smiled as I watched this.
(buzzer)
- (man) Pocket sand! (shrieking)
- (snickering)
(buzzer)
- (cameraman) Fuck! No, my god! Oh!
- (snickers)
(buzzer)
(man shrieking)
- (cameraman) Fuck! No, my god! Oh! - (giggles)
Fail. (buzzer)
(man shrieking)
- What the hell was that? (chuckles)
Did I lose? Really?
(buzzer)
(man shrieking)
- (cameraman) Fuck! No, my god! Oh! - Mm-mm.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
- Really? He pulled out pocket sand?
That's not gonna stop bees.
- (Hermione) You're saying it wrong.
It's LeviOsa, not Levios--
- (man) AAH! - (cracking up)
(buzzer)
- (Hermione) Not Levios-- - (man) AAH!
- It's Wednesday, my dudes.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
(tires squeal)
- (rider) Oof!
(tires squeal) Oof!
- Oh my gosh, that's so sad.
- (rider) Oof!
- Nah.
- (Trump) They're too bright! Turn 'em off!
Ready? Turn off the lights!
- (snickers and cracks up)
(buzzer)
- (Trump) Turn off the lights! - So dumb.
- (Ron) Do you really have the... - (Harry) Oh.
♪ (X-Files theme) ♪ - The Illuminati. He has that third eye.
♪ (X-Files theme) ♪
- (Ron) Wicked.
- Told you, man. Too easy.
- (commentator) Look at the look of intensity on Mainus.
Can Salmon get inside Mainus?
Mainus has got to be careful of the liver kick.
- (chuckling)
"My anus." (buzzer)
- (commentator) This is not where Mainus wants to be.
Mainus is most comfortable... - Oh, I get it.
'Cause his last name's Mainus.
- (commentator) Mainus needs to loosen up a little here.
- Oh. I get it. - (commentator) ...can take a pounding.
Interesting to see Mainus getting a little acrobatic.
- A right hook. - (commentator) ...take him there.
- (commentator) Now Mainus goes to ground!
This is where Mainus wants to be, Pat!
- Yeah, doesn't even sound right. Mm-mm.
- (commentator) And Mainis is taking punishment!
But at the moment, Mainus in a...
- I'm pretty sure they're pronouncing it wrong too,
'cause it's spelled "Main-us."
- (commentator) Has Mainus got one big shot left?
Oh, stinging punch to Mainus!
- See, now I feel like that would've been
an actual interesting fight to watch.
♪ (soothing music) ♪
- (narrator) The wood spider is the most accomplished
of all web-building species. - Mm-hmm.
- (narrator) Recently, scientists gave these tiny creatures
a variety of psychoactive drugs...
- This is making me itch thinking about it.
- (FBE) You're smiling. - (laughing heartily)
Dang it! (buzzer)
- (FBE) ...psychoactive drugs to observe their effects on...
- Oh, I've heard about this. I never actually watched the video.
- (FBE) The web's structure was not affected.
But the spider's behavior was.
Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana,
the spider didn't build a web.
It built a hammock...
- That's funny. - (narrator) ...where it lay all day
and watched the caffeine spider.
The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas.
- Imagine if that actually how the spider world works.
- (narrator) ...was exhausted, then came up behind it
and popped a cap in its ass.
(gunshot)
Nice web, Mr. Crack Spider.
- All right.
(ding) - (FBE) Congrats! You won!
- Ha-ha! (gloatingly) I told ya!
(ding) - Was there ever any doubt?
(ding) - You guys did a terrible job this time.
- (FBE) What do you want to say to the fan
who submitted the video that made you lose the challenge?
- I thought they were great.
- Good job, whoever did that.
- That was very good, very clever.
- Thank you. Good, you made me laugh.
Brought joy to my face. Thank you very much.
- You did it again. You got me.
For once, I would love to have the satisfaction
of making it through the whole challenge.
So thanks for ruining this for me.
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
- Subscribe for new shows every week.
- Submit a video in the comments
that you want featured on this show.
- See you next time, everyone. Bye!
- Hey, guys. I'm Zach,
an associate producer for the React channel.
Thank you so much for watching and supporting this video.
We really couldn't do any of this without you guys.
See ya!
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