Fight Commentary Breakdowns here
we have a guy who wants to show off his
kickboxing show
so okay he seems to have skill, right?
so he's gonna demonstrate it
it looks like he's in a meth lab or something...whatever this is
so okay he has this guy
he's like okay look at me I'm gonna show you a choke defense
The guy isn't cooperating
Uh oh...drops him...does our guy have ground game?
No he's not got ground game
see: does not know how to pivot his hips and do all that
Uh oh...uh oh... north-south position...he's turned his back
This is bad...what is he gonna do?
He's going to try to go for a takedown...uh-oh, uh oh.
so oh he's gonna get tossed.
so what's the lesson people? You gotta...
If you're gonna teach, right? You got to be able to test your stuff.
Don't just do compliance stuff
because stuff like that's gonna happen.
Plus this guy's much bigger, right?
So you should probably, even if you're really experienced, don't fight someone bigger
You're not Bruce Lee
So we have a guy here, he looks like our Russian master
but he's different and he's showing a gun disarmed so his Uke is gonna pull
out a real gun [sarcasm] Watch this...what kind of gun is it gonna pull out?
that's his gun right there, a finger gun, so he's gonna defend against
a finger gun
let's see what the technique is... is he gonna move the...
Move his thumb to pretend it's like a flintlock?
so he's wearing a pretty cool....
um....okay...um...no you're not gonna be able to dodge a bullet like that
the thing is, you forget that bullets actually travel faster than the sound of the bullet so
by the time you hear the shot you're already shot, that's what people don't
realize about bullets. Bullets are fast, right?
Of course if you practice with a
guy's finger gun you're gonna think you could do all that
okay let's let's this
is just let's just skip it...no more
so we have kind of a beverly's ninja
type thing...look at them
Oooh! I'll get him to cut himself
Reknife the groin [parody of Master Ken saying]
so no.... um
can't even squat down to sweep
Huh
and I like has other opponent's just kind of standing there
oh now...now it's your turn
and then cut him too...huh...
what is your other opponent gonna do?
See? Look at this...
boom...whack him... yeah I mean standard, we see a lot of this stuff and a lot of martial arts, right?
Oh I can defend against all these weapons because I'm a black belt
Here we have a guy who's copying Jake mace right there
he thinks he can block
of course if your opponent is not even really within punching range like
even if your opponent extended his arms completely he probably isn't gonna reach
your chin, right?
So yeah you can block like that but if he's actually trying to
punch you, he's throwing actual hooks
look at that
huh... Master Ken did this better with their
little patty cake thing
so...I caught the knife magically and now break his neck
then I work and remove the knife
stomp the foot; that'll disarm him...huh....
He didn't even stab you!
okay um...yeah...uh....no [laugh]
yeah this is...okay that's enough
Finally we got this...this is a new type of ground fighting
look at this...they're sitting and
punching each other
Um...yeah...I....I think they're probably messing around but this
is still really funny
look at this...it's a four-way fight sitting down in the
lotus position
[laugh]
oh my gawd....poor lady, man, at least the guys are
going easy on on her
they're not really hitting her
but what do you guys think...would these guys
be able to fight I like how they're sitting in a ring too...if you notice
they're sitting in a cage, sorry not a ring
so maybe they do have MMA experience...they're just messing around
anyways man....see you guys tomorrow
more funny things to come...whoop whoop whoop whoop
Buddy buddy, come on
Ouch
Look out, here it comes
Take that parrot
Get him
Hey
Oh, my Stradivarius
Oh, my beautiful Stradivarius
Grab your ear
Come on!!
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