- ONE OF MY FAVORITE SEGMENTS ON THIS SHOW
IS "KEVIN THE CASHIER," PLAYED BY ADAM.
IT'S WHERE I SEND MY WRITER ADAM OUT
TO PLAY A CASHIER NAMED KEVIN.
AND THIS TIME WE SENT HIM ALL THE WAY
TO THE MALL OF AMERICA IN MINNEAPOLIS.
HE DRESSED AS A SLEEP NUMBER EMPLOYEE.
AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
- [singing] KEVIN THE CASHIER
PLAYED BY ADAM
[upbeat percussive music]
- HI, HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
- GOOD. - GOOD. MY NAME'S KEVIN.
HAVE YOU TRIED THE SLEEP NUMBER BED BEFORE?
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
IF YOU LAY DOWN ON THIS BED HERE--
YOU CAN LAY DOWN ON THIS SIDE.
ALL RIGHT, IF YOU GUYS WANT TO ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT,
I WILL LOOK OVER THIS WAY, AND, YOU KNOW,
LET YOU DO YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
- [laughs]
- LET ME SEE IF I CAN JUMP IN BETWEEN YOU GUYS HERE
AND SEE IF I CAN FEEL THIS.
FEEL GOOD.
A BIG HAPPY FAMILY.
SO WE LOOK UP AT THE CEILING,
AND THEN...
- A LOT OF TIMES, LIKE, OLDER MATTRESSES WILL MAKE NOISE.
LIKE, MY NEIGHBORS HAVE AN OLD MATTRESS,
AND SOMETIMES AT NIGHT, IT'LL BE LIKE...
[imitates bed squeaking]
IT'S VERY AWKWARD.
- NO, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE JUST LAYING HERE.
- [laughs]
- YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME PILLOWS?
DO YOU WANT TO LIE DOWN?
IF YOU WANT TO TRY IT, THIS IS A FIRM ONE THERE.
AND THEN THE WAY-- IF YOU WANT TO TEST IT OUT,
YOU SHOULD RAISE THE POSTURE TO TEST IT OUT.
THE BEST WAY IS TO RAISE THIS ARM UP ABOVE YOUR HEAD.
THAT WAY.
YEAH, LIKE UP, LIKE YOU'RE REACHING WAY UP.
BRING THIS UP.
AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO STICK THIS LEG OUT
OFF THE END OF THE BED.
THERE WE GO.
AND THEN IF YOU PUT THIS LEG BACK AS FAR AS YOU CAN.
THERE YOU GO.
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
- IT FEELS ALL RIGHT?
AND THEN IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA GET COMFORTABLE THERE.
YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES.
"'TIME FOR BED, SLEEPY HEAD,' CALLED MOMMY.
'BUT I'M NOT TIRED,' LITTLE RABBIT CRIED."
AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE RABBIT.
THIS IS OUR LATEST MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS HERE
IF ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST WANT TO LAY DOWN ON EITHER SIDE HERE.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.
IF YOU JUST WANT TO ROLL OVER.
AND THEN IF YOU ROLL ONTO YOUR BACKS.
LAY ON YOUR SIDES.
AND THEN IF YOU LAY ON YOUR OTHER SIDE.
AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO ROLL ALL THE WAY OVER
AND JUST COME BACK TO THAT SAME SIDE AGAIN.
AND YOU STAY STILL,
AND YOU JUST ROLL ACROSS INTO HER.
THERE YOU GO.
AND THEN IF YOU BOTH ROLL TOGETHER BACK
ALL THE WAY TO THIS SIDE.
SO SEE HOW THE MEMORY FOAM IS?
THEY CAN TAKE ALMOST ANYTHING.
JUST JUMP ON IT AS HARD AS YOU WANT.
SO HOW MANY CAN I PUT YOU DOWN FOR?
IF YOU MOVE OVER A LITTLE BIT THERE...
YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE THE SPOON IN THE MIDDLE.
- OH.
- THERE WE GO.
IF YOU WANT TO GET THAT SIDE,
I CAN TAKE IT UP TO THE REGISTER TO SCAN IT.
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD MATTRESS.
I MADE MY TWINS ON THIS BED.
THIS BED IS GREAT FOR SPOONING.
- WE'LL TALK NUMBERS LATER.
RIGHT NOW WE'LL TALK SLEEP NUMBERS.
[snoring]
- WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS--
YOU GUYS--DID YOU GUYS WANT TO BUY THE BED?
- NO, BABY. - YOU WANT TO SPOON MORE?
DO YOU GUYS EVER WATCH ELLEN DEGENERES?
IF YOU LOOK AT THE CAMERA RIGHT THERE,
YOU'RE ON "THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW" RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T REALLY WORK HERE.
[laughter]
I WORK FOR ELLEN.
JUST WAVE AND SAY HI TO ELLEN.
- THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING GOOD SPORTS.
AWESOME.
[cheers and applause]
- I GOT TO CALL THAT GUY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.