last month i did a squishy unboxing of squishies sent to me from mariah elizabeth it was so crazy
nice of her to send me some of her squishies i've been looking for mini squishies everywhere one
time i wasted a bunch of quarters at a walmart gumball machine that promised to contain many
squishies i ended up getting scammed out of like four bucks and didn't even have any mini squishies
to show for it thanks to mariah i'll never have to go through the walmart gumball swindle ever
again i have a whole horde of mini squishies now i won't be painting all of them today but i will be
painting quite a few there's gonna be lots of cuts and additions lots of accessories added to the
squishies this time it's probably the most untamed and unhinged squishy makeover i've ever done
so yeah so we've got this ghost this isn't one of the ones from mariah this squishy is from
the mini squishy bundle she recommended off amazon so it's brand new even if it doesn't look like it
he's clearly been through some stuff and now he's going through some more stuff gotta sand
him down of course or else the paint won't stick he's a keychain was a keychain i had to pull out
the little what do you call it it's not part of my plans another thing that isn't part of my plans is
his raindrop physique so i did a bit of trimming up top i tried making things as smooth as possible
little tiny cuts tiny little cuts smooth silky smooth you might be slightly disappointed one of
the accessories he'll be accessorizing with is a hat i tried on the hat but things weren't looking
proportional it was making his forehead look like a five head so clearly some more trimming is
needed little tiny cuts tiny little cuts that'll do i'm cutting up the bottom of the hat a bit just
to help things adhere to each other taking some puffy paint i'm just gonna seal that on okay let's
talk about my idea for this so i don't usually make many monsters i stick to more like witches or
ogres or whatever i don't really consider most of the things i make to be monsters i think calling
something a monster is kind of like cheating in a way oh i don't know what it is it's a monster but
with this being the dark side and all i figured i'd make some monsters today so this squishy is
going to be a burger monster his hat is supposed to be like a burger bun i think it kinda looks
like one because of the lines on it or at least it'll look like one once i'm done with it oh and i
do want to add one more accessory a chocolate chip cookie just kidding i'm just using it for parts i
need a circle but i don't have a circle so here's me trying to make one by cutting up a perfectly
good cookie into a million little pieces that's not bad i glued it on it was sitting a little
to the left i tried pushing it over more to the center i was hoping the glue wasn't completely
dry yet so maybe i could just rearrange things a bit but that didn't work so i ripped it off
and tried again second time's a charm this time around things were looking better so since he's
gonna be a burger monster i thought red would be a good bold color choice for him it's meant to be
kind of like ketchup in a way i thought it would tie everything together he has some indentation on
his face it makes him look kinda like sonic the hedgehog which is not what i'm trying to go for
at all so that's another reason i went with red for him i thought if i made him blue or anything
remotely close to blue he would look way too much like sonic so like i said my burger monster is
wearing a burger bun on his head i don't know if anyone noticed but it does have like a huge
gaping hole in it which i still haven't fixed but i'll get to that later i promise but for now i'm
adding some sesame seeds to the bun that's what these white polka dots are i think that's obvious
so the burger monster is carrying around a shield it's going to be a pickle shield except it's not
actually a shield at all it's just a huge pickle he uses it kind of like a frisbee basically he
just goes around tossing pickles into people's burgers that don't want any pickles reaching new
heights of evil today speaking of evil i've got disgustingly beautiful new limited edition merch
for you guys she's one of my personal favorites the tutu witch i guess it's kind of like a
valentine's day shirt i try to make things that can be worn on any occasion this is my test sample
so the colors came out a little dark on here but i went back and fixed that so hopefully now
everything is nice and bright anyone who orders a shirt gets three wishes from the tutu witch
herself order to cash in your wishes remember you have to fart three times while spinning around in
a circle your farts must be at a perpendicular angle and at least three seconds in length each
may the odds be ever in your favor all right what's next what's next should i go straight in
with a bottle of green slick paint no i shouldn't i really shouldn't i left some white space under
his eye mask for his mouth or jowls or whatever i'm not entirely sure if he had a mouth before
or if his mouth was on top of his nose or if it's sort of like a two-in-one beak sort of
situation i'm not sure but i'm going to be giving him a separate mouth there you go
buddy it's wobbly i meant for it to look like his tummy was rumbling his wonky smile already
gives him enough personality so i left the rest of his features pretty plain but i did add an
eyelid it's kind of my thing oh he looks too cute i decided to tone things down with a bushy unibrow
with all his luscious hair on his unibrow i decided he should have some hair on his head too
so i added that in it's green hair meant to be kind of like lettuce since you know he's the
burger monster and all i originally intended on giving him a furry belly however i ended up opting
to give him a bib instead a little more decent i think i did sprinkle in some blood splatters
everywhere it's not ketchup it's blood i didn't know if the pickle was looking pickly enough so
i did make some changes i don't know if that made things better or worse but that doesn't
matter i like him definitely top-notch monster material all right for my next squishy makeover i
picked out these three it's a ghosty looking thing that mariah sent me and a unicorn head also from
mariah and a soda can from the squishy bundle she recommended off amazon i discarded the keychain
things i won't be needing those you might notice i only picked the keychain thing out of the unicorn
head in the soda bottle i did not pull it out of the ghost's head and that's because i have some
plans patience we're gonna smoosh you guys all together friends forever i sanded everything down
and now i'm gonna give it a nice white base coat i'm painting them individually and then i'll
attach them all to each other afterwards i thought it might be easier to do things this way they're
mini teeny tiny squishies so they didn't take as long to paint as they normally would so that's
nice i attached the unicorn head to the soda bottle it's gonna be a little pony my little pony
i sealed those on and filled up that hole i know what you're thinking unicorns aren't evil okay
true the monster riding the pony is where the creepy part of creepy cute comes in they're in
a cup because the pony lacks stability right now if she fell over it would ruin all the work i just
did and i'd just rather not so i have these little body parts that i've previously amputated off of
other squishies i had four of these little nubs one of them went missing somewhere along the way
now i'm only left with three i was gonna use them as legs for my pony but i guess that
idea is off the table anyways please welcome the massacred unicorn that i disfigured in
my last squishy makeover i confiscated her face and also apparently her butt
did i do that why did i do that uh that's fine i'm still not through with her though today i've
decided to walk off with her legs i've used this unicorn squishy for so many parts so i actually
went back to the dollar store that i got it from in hopes to snatch some more unicorns
up i don't know if they sold out i didn't find any more unicorns but i did find wilfred at the
dollar store so that's something i'm going to use these as my unicorn pony's new legs
this is the least tame squishy makeover i've ever done so mj pete i hope you're watching and i hope
you like it i had another random squishy part laying around i've been collecting them i don't
even know what it is but now it's the pony's butt hair i wanted the pony to look like a toy horse
it's not supposed to be the star of the show i'm saving the limelight for this monster my original
idea for this little monster was to turn it into the headless horseman i figured this little nub
on his head would make the perfect little pumpkin stem but now i'm getting rid of that nub because
i've changed my mind i'm still going to be making a monster moreover it's going to be the
most unhinged monster i could think of my arch nemesis the screaming toddler with space bugs
i've mentioned her quite a few times on my channel but i've never actually drawn her or painted her
or anything so this is a first i had a bow from some previous squishy so i cut that up to give her
arms kind of sad because the bow was actually in pretty good condition but what am i gonna use that
for this isn't gonna be a realistic version of her at all i'm embellishing a little bit
no when i mention the screaming toddler with space buns some people don't think she's real
or they think i'm hyperbolizing making her seem more than she is take my word for it i'm not if
anything she's 10 times more than what i make her sound like is it so hard to believe that there's a
screaming toddler with space buns out here making my life miserable you guys must not live around
many toddlers lucky you there's actually someone even more terrible than the screaming toddler
with space buns in my building they live right above me i refer to them as the build-a-bears
they're even louder i don't even know how that's possible but yeah
i won't get into that today one monster at a time like i mentioned earlier this isn't
exactly how she looks it's more so how she makes me feel she's like a mega demon with space buns
in fact she's looking too disturbing so i balance things out a bit by adding a tiny
little tongue to the pony she's weighing down there cute cute
so there she is my arch nemesis the screaming toddler with space bones now you guys can finally
put a face to the screams please just shut up and click on the top right or bottom left