- Well, take this!
(punch thumping)
(Jordan laughs) And this! Oh, it hurts!
- Cryptic journals, a Mystery Shack, and medical injuries.
I've never seen this show before
but a lot of you have requested it.
So today we are reacting to the medical scenes
and injuries from "Gravity Falls".
Let's dive right in.
(Mabel screams)
(Jordan laughs)
You're going to run into issues,
if you're sucking tissue into this thing.
It's drawing a lot of blood into it,
cause some swelling, petechiae eye, burst blood vessels.
Please do not put your mouths, face, fingers,
anything into machines that blow or suck.
(Mabel screams and thuds)
I don't know why she's hanging out on top of a shelf.
We see patients all the time where they come in
with injuries when they're trying to get things
off of a shelf and it falls on top of them
or the whole shelf comes down
because it's not attached to the wall.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Oh!
Oh my gosh, I've seen somebody come in
when they're sewing and then the needle go
straight through the finger, pops out the other side
and there's actually string on the other side
through the finger and it's just hanging out there.
(stuff thuds)
(car alarm wailing) - [Character] I'm not okay!
- (laughs) "I'm not okay!"
You can definitely have
a herniated disc in your neck now,
then you can have a fracture off of the spinous process,
which are the little bumps that you can feel in your neck.
And you can cause a compression fracture
on the vertebral body in the front.
Depending on how bad it is, you might need a kyphoplasty.
(Dipper thuds)
If you have a friend or buddy
that you find in that position, leave them on the ground,
keep them straight, call 911.
You don't want to paralyze your friend by moving them,
pick them up, that sort of thing.
(drawer slams)
- Boy, these arms are durable.
- I know. I have done it before
where I've slammed, like, my finger
in the car door by accident.
You can get a crush injury or fracture. Got to be careful.
(Mabel hums and screams)
- Oh! Running face first into the door.
But they're like a myth back in the day
where they're like "Don't kiss another person
with metal braces because you get like stuck together."
I don't know if that's a thing or not.
(Uncle Stan screams) - Kill it, kill it!
- Oh, no! What type of weird machine is that?
If you have a dog bite or human bite
and it punctures down through the skin,
we actually don't close those
because it seeds the infection deep down inside.
If it's majorly disfiguring, we'll typically close it up.
- No one tells... (screams)
- I'll get your orthopedic back pillow.
- [Uncle Stan] Thank you.
- There're pillows out there for your neck
relating to the spinal curvature.
Definitely worst way to sleep is on your belly.
So if you can learn to sleep on your back or your side.
(Dipper screams) (glasses crash)
Oh!
A lot of times we'll see people falling on glass.
So you have to be careful, clean it out.
Make sure there's no foreign bodies.
If a little piece stays in,
typically it'll make its way out as a splinter
and your body will reject it.
- Ow!
(buckets slam) Oh!
My time knee! Oh, time...
(Jordan laughs)
- You always worry about tibial plateau fractures,
kneecap fractures, hard to break the femur
especially if you're just running into a door.
You got other things to worry about that'll break first.
- (coughs) That was a mistake!
- Oh my gosh, why does she have
all this candy in her mouth in the wrappers?
If you guys have ever been around somebody who's choking,
they do the universal sign of I'm choking.
Ask them, "Are you choking?"
If they say, "Yes," you get behind them
and do the Heimlich maneuver.
- Just eat me already, man.
(bird screeches)
(screams) I was just being dramatic! Quit it!
(Jordan laughs)
- You always have to worry about, like,
puncture wounds, injuries lacerations,
abrasions related to birds attacking you
especially their claw too.
And they're definitely covered
with different types of pathogens.
So you have to worry about infections.
- What? Oh, no, a letter rip.
- What the H? (letter thuds)
- Oh!
Nothing like head trauma.
You always worry about subdural hematoma,
epidural hematoma, skull fractures.
I've seen it where people get brain matter exposed
and then you always worry about whiplash injuries.
(Dipper grunts)
(nest thuds) (birds chirp)
Definitely got to worry about tree branches to your face.
Not just laceration, but your eyes.
The reflex of your eyelid to protect you is good,
but we see a lot where people will get corneal abrasions.
- I'm going on a delightful vacation.
(pole slams) Oh!
Yes!
- Wow, that guy just took a pole to the back of his head.
Always worry about bleeding in the brain
or around the brain.
(ball thuds)
- Ow! My eye! - Oh!
Who's taking a baseball to the face.
I've never had that, I've taken a pool ball to my head,
you got to be careful because right here
actually have your frontal sinuses.
You can break the outside, that's fine,
but if you sneeze,
it can actually cause subcutaneous emphysema,
which can dissect your tissue and cause a ton of pain.
- My pants! They're shrinking! (grunts)
- Hot water exposure causes vasodilation.
When you get out of that, it can actually
cause a lot of pain because your tissue
is more engorged with more blood.
When you're cold, it shunts the blood
away from that area, and then when you rewarm it,
it actually causes a lot of pain too.
- At least pace yourself! (pants)
You might get a cramp. (grunts)
- Who's gotten a cramp? Oh my gosh.
It's basically spasm of your diaphragm.
A lot of times it's either related
to being out of shape or how you're running
and you're landing specifically on either inhale or exhale.
- You have to learn how to breathe when you run.
(Dipper screams) - Oh, roll down the hill.
What the heck? These are, like, spiky rocks.
Thank gosh didn't land on that.
Anybody roll down the hill?
Most of the time, just gonna get abrasions.
You could break a bone, if you hit a rock.
- Well, take this!
(fist thuds)
(Jordan laughs) And this! Oh, it hurts!
I wish this was working better.
Oh, dude! (fist thuds)
- If you get hit in the eye,
you're not gonna get instant, like, black and blue.
It's gonna take some time for the blood to, like, seep out.
- Burn the child. (laughs)
Oh! My eyes! - Oh my gosh!
Using the glass lens to reflect the sun.
You got to be really careful you can cause fires that way.
It's a good trick to try to light a fire
if you're in the woods, but don't shine
this type of light in people's eyes.
You can burn their eyes.
(fist thuds) - Oh, ow!
- I've seen people get punched in the jaw.
Get your jaw wire shut.
You have to carry a pair of ply cutters in your pocket.
In case you need to vomit, you need to pop that open.
It's not worth it!
(Dipper screams)
(roof cracks)
Oh my gosh, if you fall from that really high height,
you gonna cause a lot of trauma.
Ankle fractures, tibia fractures, femur fractures.
You really got to learn when you fall, tuck and roll.
- We must be getting close.
These fairy bites are getting more frequent.
- Fairy bites? We have a lot of biting insects out there.
Mosquitoes carry lots of disease.
Make sure you wear your bug spray,
if you're going into an area that's known
to have these different types of diseases.
- You must complete seven un-worldly quests.
Each more difficult than the last-
- No! (safe box slams)
- Wow, compression force is down.
You can cause cervical compressor fractures.
You have to always have to worry about
your atlas and your axis, which are basically
your first and second vertebrae.
- The last nachos on earth.
- Nachos! I love me some nachos.
It's healthy nachos-ish.
- Help! The nachos tricked me!
(Jordan laughs)
Sometimes we don't think before
we put food in our mouth.
Like, late night, we got cravings
and we just want to eat whatever's around us
that tastes good.
It's probably no the healthiest choice.
(character grunts)
The amount of impact when people are jumping
out of the airplane and their parachutes don't open,
there actually have been a few cases of people surviving.
Obviously they break a lot of bones.
Most of the time it's a death sentence.
(character screams) - Oh my gosh!
It's got a dart right into the back of his head.
- You got a (beep) on there.
- You're crazy, man.
- I haven't actually seen that many dart injuries
but I've seen nail gun injuries,
knives, forks, pens, anything that's got
almost a sharp tip can be impaled.
Holy cow! What the heck is this show?!
There was a lot going on there.
There was a lot of falls, injuries, fights.
I don't even understand what's happening in this show.
It's chaos.
But if you guys like that,
let me know if you guys want me to do more
and let me know the scenes.
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy my friends.
(upbeat music) (group whistling)