[THEME MUSIC]
I don't know if you remember this,
but I was actually in a video for a Christmas song
by Justin Bieber a few years ago.
And since it's the holidays, I thought
I would show it to you again.
Enjoy.
[MUSIC - JUSTIN BIEBER, "MISTLETOE"] It's the most
beautiful time of the year.
Lights fill the streets, spreading so much cheer.
I should be playing in the winter snow--
[CAR HONKING]
Justin, get out of the street.
Get out of the street.
Just go be with her on the sidewalk, if you want to.
[HONKING]
And pull up your pants.
Punk-ass kid.
Hey.
His body is a winter wonderland.
Say hi to tWitch over there.
That's my favorite.
You like it?
That's my favorite-- "you punk-ass kid."
Yeah, well.
He threw a snowball at my car.
[THEME MUSIC]
Real Housewives tagline?
I may be a man, but I fight like a girl.
[DING]
[SCREAMING]
Hey, everybody.
I'm Andy Cohen, and today, I'm in the hot seat
to answer "Ellen's Burning Questions."
[FIRE WHOOSHING]
Which real housewife is most like you?
Bethenny?
[DING]
Your first celebrity crush?
Erik Estrada.
[DING]
Most famous person in your phone?
Madonna.
[DING]
Last text you sent to Sarah Jessica Parker?
--was "Bring candy."
[DING]
A fragrance called "Andy Cohen" would smell like?
It would be masculine with a floral note.
[DING]
Last thing you purchased on Amazon?
This glass cleaner that is really good at cleaning glass.
I have glass around my staircase in my apartment.
It's so boring.
[DING]
Reality show you would win?
I'm like, not The Voice.
Maybe Amazing Race.
[DING]
Real Housewives tagline?
I may be a man, but I fight like a girl.
[DING]
Your go-to karaoke song?
"Rocky Mountain High."
[DING]
Strangest thing you've ever asked your assistant for?
To pick up some vape pens for me.
[DING]
When I'm drunk, I like to eat?
Everything.
[DING]
What would other people say is your most annoying habit?
Short attention span.
[DING]
Most embarrassing pet name you've ever been called?
Monkey?
[DING]
Strangest thing a fan has asked you?
How big is your [BLEEP]?
[DING]
Your cell phone voice mail recording is?
It's super butch.
It's like, (DEEP VOICE) I'm not around.
Leave me a message.
[DING]
Secret talent nobody knows you have.
I'm a really good kisser.
[DING]
Thing that scares you the most?
Tarantulas.
[DING]
What are you guilty of spending too much money on?
My apartment.
[DING]
Part of your body you love the most?
My legs.
[DING]
Ellen, I answered your burning questions.
That was the hottest thing I've done all afternoon,
but the night is young.
[THEME MUSIC]
[INAUDIBLE]
Oh my god!
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMS] Yes!
Yes!
[? Thanks! ?] Yes!
Yes!
[SCREAMING]
Do you know what it is?
What is it?
Take it out.
(SHRIEKING) It's Taylor Swift tickets!
What is it?
It's a plunger.
Oh, my very own binoculars!
My own Bushnells!
My very own!
[INAUDIBLE] Oh my god!
Oh my god!
[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
Yeah!
(SHRIEKING) Oh my gosh!
[YELLING]
Oh my god.
I got an Ellen--
[SCREAMING] I'm going to Justin Bieber!
I'm going to Justin Bieber!
Xbox 360!
[THEME MUSIC]
[HOLIDAY MUSIC]
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERING]
Let's use a Coke.
A Sprite can.
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
All right, that's good.
Would you hold this, please?
Yes.
[CRINKLING]
[CHEERS]
["CHRISTMAS BELLS" PLAYING]
["MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" PLAYING]
[BAWKING A SONG]
All right.
Do we have music?
[JINGLE BELLS PLAYING]
Man, oh, man.
That's fantastic.
Thank you.
[THEME MUSIC]