[M] It's time for...
[Both] Wonderful Adventure Now Korea. [S] The hospital edition.
(Upbeat W.A.N.K. music.) (Simon and Martina
Are going to...
The Hospital in Ansan!)
(Wonderful Adventure Now Korea! aka W.A.N.K!)
[S] Woah, that's a big swollen ankle. [M] It hurts.
[S] Can I poke it? [M] No. [S] I'm gonna go poke it.
[M] Don't poke it. [S] I'm gonna poke your ankle. (Slap)
[S] Hey, hey slappy. I'm gonna slap you. [M] I'm gonna slap you.
[M] I feel like "Lost In Translation" (An American movie) [S] I know.
[M] Isn't this "Lost In Translation"... [S] It is.
[M] where they push her around in a wheelchair and then, you're supposed to get me a giant owl to soften the pain.
[S] I will find it for you. I'm actually just standing here in the room, and they just gave me a vest.
They didn't give Martina a vest though. Are they really just taking the X-ray with me just standing here like this with the door open?
[M] Uh, I'm not wearing a lead vest. [S] Nah, you don't need a life vest. Lead vests are for pansies.
[M] How come I don't have a lead vest on? [S] You don't need one.
[M] How come you have a lead vest on?
[S] Who wants a lead vest? Do you want a lead vest? [M] I want a lead vest.
[S] I can see it. Woah, that looks like a break right there. [M] Shut it.
[S] Broken! [M] No it's not.
[M] Sorry, I ruined our adventure guys. Sorry Whitney.
(The whole reason we went to Ansan was to W.A.N.K with our friends Brian and Whitney from ansananswers.com) (Sniffling) [M] I'm sorry, I'm sorry I ruined your vacation time
and our fun in Ansan. (Martina sings)
[S] What did you do smelly duck? (Sad, dramatic piano music) [M] I was rescuing a dog on the street,
and I dove in front of a moving vehicle. [S] Tell the truth, what really happened?
[M] There was a mermaid and she was drowning, outside of a fountain. [S] No, the real truth. What happened?
(The real truth...) (Club music)
(Sad, dramatic piano music) [M] I was dancing... jump dancing. [S] What was that? What happened? [M] I...
[Whitney] She was jump dancing. (Whitney, you traitor.) [M] I was jump dancing and some stupid (bleep)
got underneath my foot when I landed. (Whoa! Language, Missy!) Story of my life.
[Nurse] You good? [M] Yes. [S] We're good. [M] Ga ja! [S] Oh, ga ja! Where do we go? Ok.
(Simon singing Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty") They see me rollin', they hatin', nananana 'cause I'm wide and nerdy.
[S] Wawa!!! (They laugh)
[M] So, I've found my Engrish of the day, ah,
"Confidence is the drink supplying vitamins. As drinking a 'Confidence', feel good from the sweetly fruits' flavor and the refreshing coolness contained in it.
That's pretty good, right? [S] Danuh dunah nah.
[M It's Wonderful Adventure Now Korea, to the painkiller mobile. (Hi, Brian.) Dun na na na nuh.
[M] Hmmm.
[M] So, I'm embarrassed that my toes are sticking out, so Simon is going to paint my toenails. I hate it.
Oh god, Simon. [S] You know what? This is the first time I have ever painted nails.
[M] Oh my god. Oh my god, just stop. Catch that drip that you just disgustingly...Oh god. Ok, stop. Next nail. (Dun nuh nuh!)
[S] Ok. [M] Wipe the drip off. [S] Ok. [M] Oh, look at that. [S] Is that better? [M] That's much better.
[M] The cast. It looks like I'm bleeding everywhere. Careful, you're smushing it.
[S] Good. [M] Good job, Simon! [S] Finished. Painted your nails, like a man.
[M] Soooo, that's my story, guys. [S] Cool story, bro.
[M] It involved a puppy and rescuing it. [S] No, that's not what happened.
[M] So, the good news is that they don't think that my ankle is like super broken.
[S] They couldn't see it on the X-ray. [M] But, they said that because it's possible it could have a really tiny break in there somewhere, [S] A little, itty bitty one.
and that would require an expensive MRI. They just said it would be safer to just put it in like a cast/splint for now and just stay off of it.
[M] Oh. [S] So, as a result, we can't really do any WANKing because Martina can't do any walking.
[M] Well, I guess I can do crutching around, but holy cow, crutches hurt!
My armpits are bruised... [S] You're a sissy. [M] And like, my palms are bruised. I'm like, ahhhhhhhhhh. [S] I know, it's fun squeezing her hands afterwards.
[M] We're not going to cancel our Wednesday programs, but we just can't go venturing far out of the city. [S] Right.
[M] So instead, we're gonna go to some local resturants because I still love to eat. [S] Uh-huh.
[M] And we're gonna change our WANKs into...
(Deep announcer voice) Food Aventure Program! [S] For Awesome People! (AKA: F.A.P F.A.P)
[M] Friends Are Perfect. [S] Fans Absolute Perfect. [M] Futuristic Ant Puppies.
[S] Fluffy And Puffy! [M] Ahhh, fluffy and puffy!!!!!! (She's happy, Simon laughs)
So, Simon's been doing an amazing job of taking care of me; he's definitely my man slave. I'm like, I want a glass of milk. [S] Dothraki Man Slave!
[M] I want a coffee. Bring me a puppy, and go get me Big Bang to serenade me.
He didn't do that. It was really sad. [S] I tried, but I got stuck in traffic.
[M] So, you can expect to see me in the next upcoming programs we do, like Music Mondays and our playlist... in a chair.
[S] The sexy chair. [M] But not... that's right. I'm gonna find myself a sexy chair, and I'm gonna lounge accordingly with my crutches and a cup of hot cocoa.
[S] Sorry guys, we can't do anything this week.
Feel free to leave a pity party for Martina in the comments because that's what she wants.
[M] Am I invited to the pity party?
[S] No, you are not allowed. You've been hosting your own pity party for the past two days.
[M] I have been doing no such thing!
[S] Boo hoo hoo. I can't walk. Look at me, wah wah wah.
[M] I've been, I thought I've been pretty good.
[S] You've been kind of decent. [M] I'm just, I'm getting kind of stir crazy, guys because I can't do stuff on my own. Ahhhhhh.
[S] It's ok, I'll take care of you love. Thanks, in sickness and in health. [S] Till death do us part.
[M] Now, give me a kiss on the cheek. (Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss)
Thanks for watching the WANK of EYK! (Upbeat W.A.N.K. music.)