- Okay, Heidi, how are we doing?
(laughter)
Where are we at?
- I'm 40 weeks and two days.
And I'm feeling very over it.
- Okay, I have a solution.
- Of course you do.
- All right, you know I do.
- Of course you do.
- All right, so let's take you
and your unborn child
and go boating.
- Yeah, that sounds really safe.
First...
- That sounds like a great idea.
- We'll go out just for a little bit.
We'll bounce you up and down a little bit.
Boom, induction.
Okay, so we got pretty bored waiting for this baby to come
and Burke, DJ and I decided to buy this old 1992 boat
and split it three ways.
(rock music)
It's about time we put it on the water.
It's an Obalt.
We got 10 bucks off because it was missing a C.
That's how you know it's premium.
You ready for this?
I have tried every other way to induce you.
We got to get a little more motion in the ocean.
(laughter)
(rock music)
- I've done this twice before, so I know how this goes.
I'm tired of waiting around.
So we're just going to go live life.
- We're going to live life on a boat.
- We're going to go take the boat out.
- For the first time.
It's a 1992, what could go wrong?
- Nothing.
There it is.
(country rock music)
- Did you put the plug in?
- What's that?
- Did you put the plug in the bottom of the back?
- Probably not.
(background noises)
- The plug's in.
- We're good. We're good.
(laughter)
- Ready Burke? Here she comes.
(laughter)
(country rock music)
- Are you excited to ride the boat?
- Yeah!
- Juno, what are you more excited for,
to have a little brother, or to go for a ride in the boat?
- To go on a ride the boat.
(laughter)
- Hit it!
(boat engine revs)
(music)
- We got a boat!
(music)
(engine revs)
- Theo, show me your boat boots. Let me see what you got
going on in there. Are those your boat boots?
- Yeah. They're for water.
- All right Heidi what do you think,
is this cove a nice spot to have a water birth?
- I mean it would be a beautiful spot to have a water birth,
but I don't want to have a water birth so.
- Lisa's experienced. Lisa, you can deliver a baby, right?
- Totally. I got you.
- Let's go baby.
So the doctors looked at your body and determined
that they can induce you tonight if the hospital isn't busy.
- Right
- Yeah. Yeah.
(laughter)
- So we need to take the boat back in and then call
the hospital and see if they'll take you.
- Yep.
- And then if they will,
you're going to have the baby tomorrow.
- Maybe tonight, maybe it'll work really fast
and I'll go tonight who knows.
- Let's go find out.
(engine revs)
What do you think Burke, good investment?
- This is the best purchase of my life.
(laughter)
(upbeat rock music)
- All right the kids are both with friends.
We are getting ready to go to the hospital.
Heidi. Are you ready?
- Yeah, let's go.
- So casual. Let's get it. All right. Here we go.
Prediction.
- What I would love to happen is
that they give me the cytotec pill,
it's the kick that my body needs and we just go for it
and baby's born in four hours.
- You do look like a basketball.
- I am.
- Make it dribble it. Dribble it.
It looks fake.
- I promise you, it is not fake.
- It's so weird getting ready to go
knowing that we're going to come home with a baby in there.
It's been a minute.
Okay. So your first two labors,
your water broke and then we just had to go.
So this feels so different
because we're just like,
Oh, it's 7:30, let's go.
- Honestly. Good.
Because there's a light at the end of the tunnel
- Wiggle towards the light baby, head down.
- Quickly, and safely.
- Don't get your shoulder caught on your umbilical cord
like Theo.
- Be like Juno, and just need a cough.
- No matter what, Heidi is the bomb.
She's resilient, she could put up with a lot.
We all know that.
- You didn't bring your wig right?
- I did not bring a wig. Should I have?
- No
- Okay
(music)
- You are packed for battle.
All right, we are in our hospital room
and this place is legit.
When the kid comes out
we can teach it flag football in here.
Look at this. Wow. One second. Look.
This is my dad bed. Look how long that thing is.
Babe look at the bathroom. This is bigger than our bathroom.
Look at that tub. This looks like a hotel.
Are you ready to do this? I say, we take our time.
Somebody else has our kids.
We got this legit hotel room.
(laughter)
You into that?
- Yeah let's do it.
- All right this is our nurse Kaitlin. She just got here.
- This watches your contractions.
- All right this hospital legit has room service.
(music)
All right we just finished eating.
- Hey, let me tell you how many times Taylor has farted.
- Why would anybody want to know that?
- Why would you do that?
- I got a little gas bubble in there.
I gotta get that out so that I can be in my full game,
full a hundred percent for you when you're ready.
Hey Heidi...
(fart noise)
(laughter)
- Oh my gosh. Are you going to do that all night?
- I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with my stomach.
- I don't know either, I've never hear you fart so much
in my life.
- Well if there's something wrong, we're in the right spot.
- Is there something wrong with your butt?
- Doubt it.
(music)
(laughter)
(tool sounds)
(music)
- Our nurse just filmed that.
(laughter)
(music)
(laughter)
(music)
- I will not rest until my wife's birthing room,
has good cabinet doors.
(upbeat music)
- You see these foot rests they got in here?
- Yeah, it's a foot rest.
- You can put your feet up.
- Yeah that's a foot rest. That's what that is.
- It's comfy.
- Yeah. Enjoy. Enjoy your foot rest.
(music)
- Pretty fun.
- And I'm gonna do everything I can to stay awake.
- Well, I'm at a four now, which I was at a four earlier
but we've had all these contractions
for days and we're still at a four.
So, now I'm going to take a pill
and it's going to try to help move things along
so that I can continue contracting on my own.
And then if I don't jump start into contractions
then I have to start with pitocin in the morning,
which I don't want to do.
So I get Cytotec, and a sleeping pill.
- So tired already, but I want to stay up all night
and just enjoy the penthouse that is this delivery room.
(calming music)
- All right we just laid down to go to sleep,
slept for like 20 minutes.
And then she started having crazy contractions every minute
and now she's in a bunch of pain.
So now they're going to check her again to see how far
along she is.
Decide whether or not she could still get an epidural.
And then her water just broke.
(moaning noises)
- I feel pressure everywhere.
(calming music)
(happy music)
(cheering)
(baby crying)
(happy music)
- Oh my gosh
- You did it, you did a natural birth!
(baby crying)
- That just happened really, really fast.
(baby crying)
- I can't believe I just did that.
- You did it!
- Hi, I know you're so mad.
(emotional music)
- [Nurse] There we go.
- Since you had a natural birth...
- I can't believe I just had a natural birth.
- You get to name him.
(laughter)
- You get to decide.
- I have to look at him.
- You haven't been able to see him yet have you?
- No.
- Because he's just on you.
- I don't care.
(happy music)
- I have something for you. You earned this.
- Wait, what is it that you have?
- You take this for a second.
- I am so curious to see what it is.
- Who wants some steaming hot tendy's?
- Lord, have mercy.