HERE IS HOW IT WORKS I WILL ASK YOU A QUESTION, YOU CAN EITHER
CHOOSE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION OR EAT THE FOOD UNDER THE TRAY AND
THE SAME GOES FOR ME.
BUT WE WILL NOT KNOW WHAT WE MAY OR MAY NOT BE EATING UNTIL AFTER
WE HAVE MADE OUR DECISION.
ALL OF THE FOODS HAVE BEEN SAFELY PREPARED AHEAD OF TIME
AND WE ARE USING ONLY THE FRESHEST OF BULLPENNIST.
I WILL ASK YOU THE FIRST QUESTION, OKAY.
OKAY.
IT IS A GOOD ONE. CHRISSY FLRKS 2019 YOUR HUSBAND JOHN WAS NAMED
"PEOPLE" MAGAZINE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.
RANK THESE PREVIOUS WINNERS FROM MOST SEXY TO LEAST SEXY.
ADAM LEVINE, BLAKE SHELTON, IDRIS ELBA, MICHAEL BECOME
JORDAN.
OFF YOU GO.
>> OH MY GOSH, I HAVE TO SEE THESE PEOPLE.
>> James: YOU START WITH MOST SEXY.
>> IDRIS.
>> James: OH, WOW.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: SO YOU ARE GOING IDRIS IS THE MOST SEX EAST, ADAM
LEVINE, BLAKE.
>> THEN MICHAEL.
>> THEN BLAKE OR SWITCH MICHAEL, BLAKE THEN ADAM.
>> James: SOID IS MICHAEL B JORDAN, BLAKE SHELTON, AND ADAM
LEVINE.
>> I HAVE TO SEE HIM THIS WEEK.
>> James: YOU ARE SEEING HIM THIS WEEK.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHY ARE YOU SEEING HIM THIS WEEK.
>> I'M DOING HIS PODCAST WITH HIM AND HIS WIFE.
>> James: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT T WAS.
>> BEAT WORM SALAD, WITH VINEGARRETTE.
>> I WILL EAT THE WORM T IS THE BEAT THAT GETS ME.
>> James: YOU WOULD RATHER EAT THE WORM THAN THE BEAT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WOW.
ALL RIGHT, CHRISSY, YOUR TURN TO ASK ME A QUESTION.
GO FOR IT.
>> JAMES, IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT PROJECT WOULD YOU
TELL YOURSELF TO TURN DOWN.
>> James: I MEAN, HOW LONG HAVE WE GOT?
I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL SOMETIMES TO NOT REMOVE THE
EXPERIENCE YOU HAD WHILE WERE YOU DOING SOMETHING REGARDLESS
OF HOW SUCCESSFUL IT IS.
SO HOWEVER, IF I COULD GO BACK AND TURN DOWN ANYTHING AND NOT
BE PART OF IT, IT WAS A FILM THAT WAS CALLED THE LESBIAN
VAMPIRE KILLERS.
WHICH WAS EXACTLY AS BAD AS YOU THINK IT IS.
>> WHAT DID YOU PLAY?
>> James: I WAS ONE OF THE TWO LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS.
IF I HAD MY TIME AGAIN I WOULD ABSOLUTORY NOT BE A LESBIAN
VAMPIRE KILLER.
LET'S SEE WHAT I DIDN'T EAT.
OH, THE TURKEY TESTICLE.
LACK AT THAT.
>> OH MY GOD K I SEE THE INSIDE, I'M DYING.
>> James: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ITS INSIDE.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEAT INSIDE.
IT WENT THROUGH SO EASY, IT WAS SO-- IT'S DISGUSTING, IT IS
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
OKAY.
CHRISSY.
>> YES SWRZ CHRISSY, NAME THE STRANGEST PLACE YOU AND JOHN
HAVE EVER BEEN INTIMATE WITH EACH OTHER.
WOW, THIS SAY LONG LIST.
>> WE HAD SOME FUN DAYS.
THEY'RE GOING TO HATE THIS.
>> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER IT.
>> NO, I WANT TO.
>> James: OKAY.
>> BECAUSE I NEED TO CLEAR IT UP.
BECAUSE ONE TIME AT THE GRAMMYS I HAD SAID THAT IT WAS, THAT WE
HAD SNGS AT THAT OBAMA THING.
AND THAT CAME OUT WRONG BECAUSE WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT WAS IT WAS
THAT OBAMA THING BUT IT WASN'T LIKE WITH THEM OR NEAR THEM
OR-- .
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT OBAMA THING.
>> I BELIEVE IT WAS THE D M.C.
>> James: SO WHEN YOU SAID THAT OBAMA THING.
>> OBAMA THING,.
>> James: YOU MEANT THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION.
>> YES.
>> James: OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THAT OBAMA THING.
SO YOU ARE AT THE CONVENTION.
>> YEAH.
AND THERE WAS A BATHROOM T WAS THE IN THE BATHROOM.
AND YEAH, IT WAS A LONG TIME-- IT WAS AWHILE AGO.
I MEAN WE WERE, LIKE, CAN I FIRE THESE OFF IF YOU WANT.
CAN I SAY LIKE ROCK HARMAN, FRED SEGEL, BOOM, BOOM.
>> James: SNA.
>> IN FRONT OF THE JUICE BAR, HONESTLY, IN-- NOT EVEN PRIVATE,
JAMES WZ WOW.
>> PUBLIC.
>> James: DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO JOHN'S MUSIC WHILE YOU ARE--.
>> HE-- I DO IT WHEN I AM WITH OTHER PEOPLE BUT JOHN
PERSONALLY, HE JUST WENT WITH IT.
>> James: I WAS LIKE WOW, ARE YOU REALLY OPENING UP.
>> NO, HE-- WE-- HE WILL PLAY MUSIC BUT ST ALWAYS MARVIN
GAYE,.
>> James: NEVER LIKE ALL OF ME?
>> NO, NO.
>> James: ALL OF YOU.
>> AND BY THE TIME, HE WILL SOMETIMES WHISPER A SONG THAT IS
HE IN THE WORKS INTO MY EAR.
>> James: RIGHT.
IF I WAS JOHN LEGEND AND I HAD WRITTEN ALL OF ME I WOULD NEVER
MAKE LOVE TO ANOTHER SONG.
I WOULD ONLY MAKE LOVE TO THAT SONG.
>> IT WAS SO OLD BY THE TIME THAT IT HAD BEEN DONE AT THE
GRAMMYS, AND I WAS ALL LIT UP.
PEOPLE STILL TURN AROUND AT CONCERTS AND LIKE HOW IS SHE
GOING TO REACT TO THIS.
NOTHING, DRY, TOTALLY DRY, DRY EVERYWHERE.
>> James: WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO EAT.
AND IT IS OH, THE BULLPENIS.
IT IS THE BULLPENNIST.
>> IT IS LIKE JERKY.
>> James: CERTAINLY ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
>> JAMES.
>> James: OKAY.
>> RANK THESE MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY FROM FAVORITE TO
LEAST FAVORITE, THE QUEEN, HARRY, MEGHAN, WILLIAM.
>> James: OKAY.
>> HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANY ACCOLADES.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> ANY SWORD STUFF OR-- .
>> James: YES.
I'M AN OB, OFFICER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, FOR THAT REASON,
THE QUEEN RANKS, AND THERE IS JUST NO WAY I'M GOING TO SAY THE
OTHERS.
>> OH MY GOSH.
>> James: WHAT IS THAT?
AN ANT-COVERED CORN DOG.
>> James: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
OH MY GOD.
>> IS IT-- .
>> James: SO MANY ANTS IN MY MOUTH.
>> YEAH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
THAT IS RIGHT THRUP IN THE WORST THINGS I'VE EATEN ON THIS.
>> REALLY?
>> James: GENUINELY, ALSO MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WAY CORN DOG
AND MY LAST.
>> THE CORN DOG IS LIKE GOTCHA.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, CHRISSY, FINAL QUESTION, YOU SELL A LOT
OF PRODUCTS ON YOUR WEBSITE.
IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE ITEMS AS NOT WORTH BUYING.
WHICH WOULD IT BE?
AND I'VE GOT A CHART HERE IN CASE TO JOG YOUR MEMORY IN CASE
YOU CAN'T THINK OF WHAT IS-- YOU COULD CHOOSE, THIS IS MY, LOOK
AT THIS ONE.
LOOK AT THIS ONE HERE.
THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES VIRAL JOURNAL.
OR, HANG ON.
>> I LIKE-- JAMES, I LIKE THESE.
>> James: OR YOU HAVE GOT A BROWN PAPER BAG FOR $20.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN REUSE IT.
>> James: SURE, UNLIKE THOSE OTHER BROWN PAPER BAGS.
>> YOU CONDITION, THEY SELF-DESTRUCT.
>> James: YOU'VE GOT POPCORN SEASONING $36.
>> IT'S DELICIOUS.
I HAVE AN ANSWER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU-- .
>> James: OKAY, I WILL JUST LEAD YOU THROUGH, ANY OF THESE.
>> IT IS-- THEY MADE A MISTAKE, OKAY.
>> James: WHY DID YOU MAKE A MISTAKE.
>> MY TEAM IS GOING TO KILL ME.
>> James: YOU CAN EAT WHAT SUNDAY THERE.
>> I CAN'T, I STAND BY ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS AND I'M GOING TO
EAT-- YZ LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OH MY GOD, A SALMON, TUNA AND FISH EYE MILKSHAKE.
>> I'M ONLY CRINGING BECAUSE I JUST HAD SUSHI A COUPLE OF HOURS
AGO.
>> James: WELL, THIS MIGHT BRING IT ALL BACK UP AGAIN.
>> I FEEL LIKE THIS WILL BE A-- IF I THINK OF IT IN THAT.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU GOING TO SEE IT GO UP THE STRAW TOO.
OH.
SORRY.
>> James.
>> THANKS FOR THE TAIL STICKING OUT.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> IT GETS [BLEEP] WORSE, OBVIOUSLY.
>> James: OH MY GOD, WELL DONE, CHRISSY, WELL DONE.
HAVE SOME WATER THERE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO.
OKAY.
MY TURN NOW, CHRISSY, ASK ME A QUESTION, GO FOR IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, JAMES.
HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU BEING PAID TO BE A SPOKESPERSON FOR
WEIGHT WATCHERS?
CAN I JUST SAY THIS MAN BELIEVES IN IT.
YOU-- .
>> James: MORE THAN THAT, I WAS LIKE, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY
THAT WE LIKE TO CALL IT W-W AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I AM
TELLING YOU WHAT THEY ARE PAYING ME.
SHUT THE.
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE THE WORSE ONE HAVE I SEEN ON THIS GAME.
>> James: COW TONGUE JELLO MOLD.
HOW MANY POINTS IS THIS?
(LAUGHTER) WELL, YOU KNOW, A MOMENT ON THE
LIP, A LIFETIME ON THE HIP.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR
GUTS, CHRISSY TEIGEN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.