-Who Wants To Be A Millionaire -Football Edition
-But since we’re all disgustingly rich millionaires already…
it’s Who Wants To Be A Billionaire! -Siu!
-Shout-out to Lionel for providing the cash prizes
-What? -ACTION!
-First up - Erling and Darwin! More like Dardoesn’twin…
- Jesus Christ -You know? Coz Liverpool aren’t winning a lot.
-Get on with it! -Never mind.
-Hi guys -Hi
-Que? -Let’s go…
The £100 question… which letter stands for
a loss in football? E, K, L or W?
-Que? -Is that your final answer?
-Que? -No, w-
-Let’s lock K in… -You’ve got to be sh*tting me
-The computer says… -L
-OOF -and that’s a massive L for our first contestants
who go home with nothing! -Just like Spurs do every season! Hahaha.
-Good one Harry -Thanks Thomas!
-Here are our next contestants Cristiano and Lionel
-Siu! -Who, despite their best efforts, threats
and commission based incentives, do not know any of the questions or answers in this next round
-Spoil-sport! -Here we go…
The £100 question… who won the World Cup in 2014
-B Germany - final answer - lock it in shut up and move on to the next question
-Correct! -Are you okay bestie?
-Yes bestie -The £200 question… which one of these
footballers has never won a World Cup pfft -D The Not As Good Ronaldo - final
answer - lock it in shut up and move on to the next question
-Correct! -Are you okay bestie?
-Yes bestie -The £300 question… who
is the best footballer ever? -C Ronaldo - final ans-
-Woh woh woh - let’s think about this… -What is there to think about?
-Who’s win the World Cup? -Who’s won the Euros?
-Who’s won Copa America? -Who’s won the Nations League?
-Ha. -That wasn’t a joke
-Oh -Who’s won the most Champions Leagues?
-Who’s won the most Ballon d’Ors? -Who has more social media followers?
-Who is officially The Best again? -Who has the biggest p3 nis
Let’s go! -Jesus Christ
-Er, how about we do a 50-50 instead -Fine by me…
50-50 please horse-cock breath -50-50… horse-cock breath?
-Oh -That was about
as useful as Wout Weghorst -Ask the audience
-Ask the audience! -Let’s ask the audience!
Well that was quick -You bunch of absolute bastards
-Final answer, Lionel Messi -Is that your final answer Cristiano?
-Yes, final answer is A, Lio - vom pause A Lionel M - vom pause. I can’t do it…
-Come on, Cristiano. Think of the money. -Okay, think of the money.
Final answer is A Lionel M-C CRISTIANO RONALDO! - final answer - lock it in
shut up and move on to the next question! SIU! -You idiot
-The computer says… A Lionel Messi.
You’ve just lost £200 -But I didn’t lose my pride…
-But you lost my respect -But you lost my
respect, mer mer mer mer mer… -Ha, iconic
-Here are our next contestants Kylian and Theymar Junior
-I’m not a they! But shout-out to my stylist, Sam Smith who is!
Thanks for the outfit babe! -Get changed or I quit…
-Gasp - don’t you oppress, suppress or repress me Kylian!
-Wow. This is the first time I’ve seen Neymar worry about any kind of pressing
-I quit… -FINE! I’LL DO IT WITHOUT YOU, WARDROBEPHOBE!
-Ready Neymar? -OH! Ready!
-I swear, if any of these questions are about my sister I’ll shove a bratwurst up your sphincter
-Wow Neymar, that’s the best attack you’ve made since you left Barcelona - which isn’t hard
-Jesus Christ -Scheisse, that’s
a big bratwurst! The £100 question… What was the score in the World Cup Semi-Final
between Brazil in Germany in 2014? -Oh come on…
-Pfftt -C, 1-7
-1-7? -Yes 1-7
-Are you sure it was 1-7? -Yes, I’m sure
-Final answer 1-7? -FINAL ANSWER 1-7
-Would you like me to lock in 1-7! -Would you like a bratwurst inside you?
-Final answer, 1-7
-Correct - 1-7!
-YIPPEE!
-The £200 question…
What is the correct name for a person who likes fishing… Fisherman, Fisherface, Fishisunak or Fisherthem?
-What does this have to do with football? -Pftt
-Well, common sense tells me it’s Fisherman. But cancel culture tells me it could
be Fisherthem. Hmmm… 50/50 please -Wow, this is the only time you’ll see
Neymar Junior commit to a 50/50
-I’LL DO IT! I’LL DO IT!
-Okay okay! 50/50! -Oh come on…
-Pffttt -Phone a friend
-Okay, who are you phoning? -My stylist Sam Smith
-Hello? -Hi Sam, it’s Neymar
-Hi babe -Hi babe.
-Everything okay with the outfit babe? -Yes babe, I love it babe
-Great babe -Listen babe, I’m stuck on a question babe
-Okay babe -Babe, what is the correct name
for a person who likes fishing… Fi -Fisherthem
-Are you sure, babe? -100% babe.
-Don’t you want to hear the options, babe? -No, it’s fisherthem, babe.
-Thanks babe -Bye babe!
-Bye babe! D, Fisherthem babe! I mean, Thomas
-FInal answer? -Final answer
OH COME ON!!!!
-The dictionary says Fisherman! -Well next year’s edition won’t…
-Neymar of Paris Saint Gerthem just lost £100 quicker than this video lost it’s monetisation.
-Let’s meet our next contestants… Harry and Marcus
-The link-up every Man Utd fan wants to see! -Er, do they?
-We’re so amazing, we’re going to start on the 1 billion pound question!
-Are we? -YES! In this kit,
I can achieve anything. ARE YOU WATCHING TEN HAG?
ARE YOU WATCHING TEN HAG -The 1 billion pound question…
What is the nickname of French Ligue 2 club Nimes? -Oh shit
-French Ligue 2 club Nimes? -I didn’t even know France had a league 2
- Me either -The Chameleons, The
Cockerels, The Cockerpoos or The Crocodiles
-Hmmmm -Hmmmm
-I haven’t got a clue
-No, me either. 50-50? -50-50!
-50-50 -Chameleons or Crocodiles
-Hmmmm -Hmmmm
I haven’t got a clue
-No, me either. Ask the audience? -Ask the Audience!
-Let’s ask the audience! -DON’T ASK US!
-Oh, fat lot of good you are! -Phone a friend?
-Phone a friend! -Who would you like to call?
-I know the perfect guy TO CALL,
the Man United legend… -Wayne Rooney?!
-Eric Cantona -Oh phew…
-Eric Cantona!
-Bonjour Marcus
-Hi Eric - we’re stuck on the one billion pound question
What is the nickname of French Ligue 2 club Nimes -
The Chameleons or The Crocodiles? -That’s obvious.
-YES! What is it? -As flies to wanton boys, we are to the gods.
-What? -Soon science will not
only be able to slow down the ageing of the cells…
-ERIC, Chameleons or Crocodiles! -Soon the science will fix the cells to the state.
-CHAMELEONS OR CROCODILES ERIC!!! -And
so we become eternal. As will Chameleons and Crocodiles.
-ERIC!!! -I love football, thank you.
-ERIC? ERIC! Well thanks a lot Marcus.
-How was I to know he’d make a random speech? -Because that’s all he ever does Marcus!!! ARGH
Oh, er… I’ve just had a brain wave
it’s chameleons… -Final answer?
-Harry?! -Trust me Marcus - trust me. FINAL ANSWER!
-The computer says…
-NO!
-You’ve won a big fat nothing
-PHEW! -LUIS SUAREZ STITCHED US UP!
HE STITCHED US UP! -HAHA!
-And today’s final contestants Luis and Zlatan
-Who is no longer cancelled after he apologised for his previous homophobic
and misogynistic comments -When did Zlatan do that?
-Shhhh ZLatan -Ready?
-Let’s make this fun - Zlatan is so clever he doesn’t need lifelines…
-And we don’t need multiple choice -And Zlatan doesn’t need a big-nosed
German reading the questions… -Big nosed?
-Ready! -GO!
-What colour do Barcelona play in? -Red and blue!
-Who is this season’s current Premier League top scorer?
-Erling Haaland! -Iconic
-Who is the best footballer ever? -Messi
-Which instrument did Alexis Sanchez play in his Man Utd unveiling?
-Piano! -That would be the first of many
times he’d play badly at Old Trafford -HAHA!
-Which club has won the most Champions Leagues? -Real Madrid
-Spit Which club has won the most Europa Leagues?
-Who cares! -What do you mean who cares?
-Yes… -Which footballer once scored 9
goals in an under 20 World Cup game -Haaland!
-Iconic -Yes…
-What is the title of an adult movie starring deep fakes of Thomas Muller, Robert Lewandowski and
Manuel Neuer and his gimpy leg? -What?
-Three footballers, one horse -Iconic
-Yes… -What
is Ivan Toney’s Favourite Song? Bet On It - High School Musical 2
Yes… great song -Which footballer had a galaxy
named after them in 2015? -Oh…
-Oh… these are getting tough now. -Hey Luis, maybe you should put on your… reading
glasses and check yo u read the question correctly… -Oh yes, Zlatan. Maybe I should.
Oh, that’s better… Hey google - which footballer
had a galaxy named after him in 2015? Oh, of course, Cristiano Ronaldo!
-Siuuuuu -I didn’t know Lionel wore glasses…
-Yes -Hey goggle, How many times was
Ryan Giggs sent off for Man Utd? -Erm…
-Non-ce! -Non-ce?
-I mean none - sorry, I read it wrong. I mean said it wrong…
-Yes -Hey google,
name a footballer Arsene Wenger hasn’t claimed to have almost signed…
-Hey, hands up if Wenger said he almost signed you…
-hahahaha -Trick question, there isn’t one!
-YES! -Hey google, which German footballer
went on to become a wrestler in the WWE -Erm…
No, not which German footballer went on to become a wrestler on the Wii,
WHICH GERMAN FOOTBALLER WENT ON TO BECOME A WRESTLER IN THE WWE
-Erm… -OH - brain wave! TIM WEISE
-Something fishy is going on here - and t’s fishier than a fisherthem
-YES! -Hey google, Who is Luka
Modric’s ex-footballer cousin? -Luke Chadwick maybe?
-Mark Viduka! -Correct
-Oh, these are soooo easy… -How the hell did he know that?
-Get the bank transfer ready Lionel… -Oh no…
-And the 1 billion pound question, hey google, to the nearest thousand,
what is the capacity of The Tottenham
Hotspur Stadium… -COUGHS, 63,000.
-What the hell? -COUGHS, 63,000. Oh sorry,
I’ve just got a really bad cough 63,000 cough cough cough
-Wait a minute! -I was going to say that anyway. 63,000!
They’re cheating! -Cheating?
-Cheating? -Kane is coughing on the
correct answer to help them win! -Oh, rumbled.
-They’re in cahoots! -Yes - hands-up, we’re in cahoots.
-We’re not in cahoots! We were using google glasses to cheat
-LUIS! - but not that Chewbacca sound-alike
-Chewbacca? -SO YOU WERE CHEATING!
-Oh dear, I’ve said too much -SECURITY! Luis and Zlatan you
are disqualified from the show and leave with a big fat nothing!
-The security guard is Romelu Lukaku? -Ha
I meant you leave with no money -Oh…
-HARRY KANE STITCHED YOU UP! HE STITCHED YOU UP!
HAHAHA -SOBS. So near yet
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