Where do I put my phone, my cell phone?
You don't get one.
Oh, yeah! Now we'er ready!
Oh! [SMASH!]
Greetings! I am Khail Anonymous and welcome to Kingston 's Destructo!
Today Destructo is here in Buena Park, California at Medieval Times,
a place little Khail has been to many, many a times.
Like I said before, SSDs are some of the more strong flash drives out there,
way more durable than spinning discs hard drives.
And to test out that durability we came to Medieval Times to, you know,
hit it with a bunch of medieval weapons!
[THUD!]
[BANG!]
[BOOM!]
Anyway here's some legal mumbo-jumbo before we get started.
None of what you’re about to see in this video is covered by Kingston’s warranty.
Everything you’re watching has been supervised by trained professionals in controlled environments
with proper safety measures in place.
The products we’re testing are intended for use in desktop and notebook computing applications.
Alright, enough for that, now let's get medieval on these SSD drives!
Whoa, whoa. Hold your britches there Khail. You're not ready to use that sword yet.
Let's get you some real training.
- Alright, let's do it man! - Ready?
- Yeah! - No.
- You forgot old misery there so Misery there, so... - Misery?
[THUD!]
This is just a heavy lead pipe!
Oh god, it's so heavy! Arh!
It's all in the hips. [Laughter]
There you go!
- Stab! - There you go!
Fall!
A few moments later...
Okay, it looks like you've completed your training.
It's time for you now to go get knighted by the Queen!
I have been waiting for this my whole life.
Lego! Lego!
By the holy order of San Martín and the power vested in me,
I dub thee Sir Anonymous, Knight of Your Realm! You may rise!
[heavenly choir]
Oh yeah, that feels better.
Yeah, thank you.
You wanna just like, break some stuff now?
- Should we? - Yes!
Let's go!
It was nice meeting you.
Alright, for our first destruction we're going to use a Mandoble.
- Alright? -Ready when you are.
[CLANK!]
Solid hit! Wooh! That's pretty well done.
Let's see what we got here. Alright, plug it in it's a good sign.
- Nothing, wow! - Yes!
You killed your first one!
Thank you, audience!
[cheering]
Alright, for this one we're going to put one in the middle of this shield
and let Bryce go full force on it.
[THWACK!]
Oooh!
Yeah alright, so this one, it looked like you got a little bit of a nick there.
Alright, we want to do a little bit more damage to that one
- So, Squire Ryan can you put it on there? -Brian.
[THUNK!]
- Oh my god! - Into the crowd!
All right, there we go. We got a little dent in the corner there.
This one's done. Nope, I'm guessing it's gonna work.
Oh!!!
Man!
Bryce with the ax is no match.
Alright. Now, we're gonna let Lego hit it with a mace.
Squire...
[POW!]
Oh, ho, ho!
This is exactly what we wanted out of this one!
Oh!
Sans the dirt, yeah that was a pretty solid hit.
I don't know if I can plug this in.
Oh! No! Here we go!
- No. - Nothing.
The Kingston warranty was right. You cannot hit it with a mace.
For this one we're gonna put a few of the hard drives (he means SSDs) right here on this shield.
Okay, easy!
And then Nate's gonna ride you down.
- Hey Nate! - Hey. I got you.
Oh god!
And now I'm just gonna....
- Are you ready? - Yeah!
- Nate? - Ready!
[galloping]
[KRUNCH!]
These are from the top row of joust.
Oh!
He hit a couple of them. Oh, see this one survived.
Yes! Alright let's see, direct hit with a joust.
- Oh, not coming up! - Now I'm terrified!
- Imagine what it could have done to you! - Yeah I did, the whole time!
Well Squire, for a next one we are going to do a javelin throw!
Yes, we have a very fine knight here for this particular event.
- I'm scared. - Me too. - Good.
Go!
[QUNCKKK!]
Oh!!!!!
- That's definitely a hit! - That hit!
It looks like a bullet hole in it.
- It went through it? - It pierced it?
- Yeah, it went through the outer shell - Oh!
I have a good feeling that it'll still work.
- I was wrong, nothing! - Gahh!
I thought sure that would work! It didn't even really hit it! Yeah, see! It just-i guess
when you can hit it with a javelin it's just kind of break, yeah.
So we brought a bunch of SSDs so I don't know we just taped a bunch to this shield right here
and we'er just gonna let a fight happen.
Alright, go for it!
[CLANK!]
[CLASH!]
[CLUNK!]
[CRRAACK!]
[KLONK!]
[KLUNK!]
- Those guys are really going at it! - Yeah we didn't even tell them to do that.
- They just started fighting! - I know!
I think it's gonna work!
- No way! - Nothing!
No. See, the thing is, it takes the damage.
It does.
Well, that just shows you they're actually hitting each other.
Alright, so here's your final tally of which one survived, when which ones didn't.
I want to thank you guys so much, this was a dream come true for me.
Make sure to check out Medieval Times. Absolutely go if you haven't been.
So, I guess that's uh, that's it.
- There is one last test. - Oh!
Now, you get to fight Bryce.
- What? - Good luck.
I have like ten minutes of training.
Yeah. No.