Welcome to uhh Brief History of (bursting into laughter)
buh Dah buhh DAH buh
Hey guys! Uh, I'm Domics, hope you guys know that 'cause you probably watching this on my channel
and not re-uploaded on facebook or whatever... (smol giggles)
and I'm joined today by two special guests (FootofaFerret laughs)
Uh, why don't we start from....
Well we're not seated next to each other so I can't say like, left to right
I'm Ryder, also known on the internet as FootofaFerret
I run the show "A brief history" over on my channel (Link in the description (´• ω •`)
And I talk about YouTube and stuff for a living
Thats me!
I'm Jaid'N and I--(Dom and Ryder) Jaid'NNN
(Jaiden again)My Habit is to say my name but not the "E"
So its like Jaid-NNG
Can we address you as, full, JaidenAnimations?
(Jaiden) I get some emails that say Dear Mrs. Animations (Laughter)
Me and Dom (ahEM its "Dom and I") collaborated on my show "A brief history" all about his time
And you can check that out when this is done!
If you want hopefully this will be on the end screen
If Dom wants to be a good friend（・ω‐）
(Dom) Oh my...
(Jaiden) Or he can just put one of MY videos.
(Laughter)
Alright, I like to generally start this with a quick hypothetical
Let's say you guys are in an elevator
And through some unfortunate event,
It malfunctions and it starts falling
I heard this somewhere and I'm not sure if it's true but
When that's happening and you know for sure there will be an impact
Your supposed to lie flat on the ground
To disperse the impact and the damage
(Ryder) Really?
(Dom)Let's say in this scenario if you stand up
You obliterate the lower half of your body
Waist down BUT
If you choose the lie down
Then the damage will be evenly distributed throughout your body
(Ryder) and this is assuming we don't die?
(Dom) yeah yeah yeah... you survive (Ryder) Okay...
So not to be a negative Nancy but (Dom) NaNcY?
(Jaiden) Elevators have brakes
So if it were to fall, then it would, stop, itself
But say there were no brakes, and it actually just wanted to kill us
(Dom) Yeah, this is a Saw trap. Live or die make your choice
(Jaiden) How much damage are we talking like 50% of the whole body?
(Dom) If you choose the standing up option then your upper half is still fully functional
You can still animate...
Unless you animate with your feet
The other option you just have damage everywhere
So you can walk but y'know your like, 50% capable of walking
(Ryder) Mmmkay, so-(Jaiden and her rudeness) You can only like, 50% walk?
(jk love you and your channel jaiden)
(Dom) Yeah, any destination you only make it halfway... (Laughter)
(Jaiden) You have to be carried the rest.
What if I lay on the side of myself so I still get one functioning leg and one functioning arm.
I'm not saying that's what I'd do
But I'm just--(Dom) Are you right-handed or left-handed?
(Jaiden) I'm right-handed. So I'd lay on my left side.
(Dom) But then you'd also damage the left side of your brain...
(Jaiden) Oh yeah, I am a creative person.
(Ryder) I was about to say-(Gets interrupted again)
(Jaiden) What if I did a headstand, so I'd get my legs?
(Mumbling about legs)Your just legs!
(Ryder) You just go completely brain-dead!
(Jaiden) Ok, so Dom, you'll stand on your legs, and I'll stand on my head.
And we can (Dom) And we fuse? (Jaiden) We can fuse and
we'll have like *claps* how many subscribers do you have?
(Laughter)
And then Ryder, he can be the person who drives us places.
(Ryder) That's because I took the stairs like a functional human being
Ok but no, I would not want to lose my legs, I like my legs
(Dom) So you're 50% all the way and Jaiden's 50% on her left?
(Jaiden) No, nonono
(Ryder) Jaiden is trying to fuse with you like a Steven Universe character.
(Dom) Well, we were born on the same day so
(Jaiden) Yeah, so we're pretty much the same person.
See, I'll lay on my left. You lay on your right (what is that laugh)
(Ryder) You can't gem fuse in real life Jaiden...
(Dom) Yeah, you're like a full foot taller than me, that wouldn't work all all
(Laughter)
(Ryder) Umm, I just, I don't know if I can get rid of my legs
I find it full to just walk around
And just shift the balance of my body and land on my feet and stuff
It's really weird but--
(Jaiden) That's such a poetic way of saying you walk
(Dom) So you're willing to carry us on your back.
(Jaiden) Wait what would you do Dom?
(Dom) I'd get rid of my legs. (Jaiden) Yeah, you also don't need to worry about shaving
(Ryder) I mean you could just, you could have broken legs that could grow just a forest.
(Dom) Why wait for the elevator? Just cut your legs off now.
(Ryder) Why wait? (Jaiden) I'm thinking of it.
(Dom) No, I was just kidding.
Okay so, the main question...
In this situation
You have the ability to turn back time, but
for every second that you do,
you lose that much of your lifespan. (Jaiden) Mmmm (Ryder) weird...
(Dom) This is considering that you actually have like, a set amount of, life.
Lifepoints
Like I like to think I'm not that regretful about my life choices (Jaiden and Ryder) Yeah.
But then theres those days, where
Like for example let's say you drop your favourite mug
You'd shave off a couple seconds(Ryder laughing)
(Jaiden) Yeah, like "I'll take away a day or two" to get that mug back
(Ryder) I would probably only ever use it to go back and re-visit happy memories?
(Dom) But if you go back then, you're stuck there.
(Jaiden) OH, you can't like, fix it and go back?
(Dom) Yeah. (Ryder) OOOOOOOH
(Dom) Yeah, it's just, literally rewinding.
(Dom) But you keep all your memories and your knowledge from the present of where you left.
Back to the mug situation. I break my mug, I reverse it, I literally see my mug like, un-shattering itself.
(Ryder) 'Kay (Dom) I just remember not to drop my mug
(Ryder) OKAy...
(Jaiden) Ah, I forgot that last time
(Ryder) This is actually really a lot like 'Life is Strange' which is my favourite video game.
The main character, Max, gets a power that lets her rewind time a few seconds at will.
And the game lets you use it to fix small mistakes, change the things you say to people,
(Dom) Yeah I just thought it would be too convenient to have that so I needed some kind of consequence.
(Jaiden) I say that I wouldn't, but then its like "Well I can splurge here and there"
(Ryder) Oh it's a cheat day. (Jaiden) Cheat day.
(Jaiden) I earned it!
(Ryder) To me it would probably be something where it is like 'I bought this, and now I don't want it'
(Dom) Uh, Ryder, you should probably ask for the return policy.That's a thing
(Jaiden) Yeah, you can do that without taking days off your life.
(Ryder) Okay, uh, then to ME, the only time that you would really want to use it is when your life's in danger.
(Dom) That was another like, what if you went back in time right before you thought you were gonna die what would happen?
(Ryder) Yeah, if you're standing on freaking train tracks
and a train is barreling towards you, obviously you're gonna take the time to rewind to get yourself away from those train tracks.
(Jaiden) Or you could step off of it.
(Ryder) I mean you don't have that kin-(Dom) Yeah Ryder, return policy! C'mon
(Jaiden) Yeah Ryder's just willing to do it willy nilly. (Dom) What're you doing on train tracks?
(Ryder) depENDING ON WHERE THE TRAin is,
(Jaiden) I'm standing on some train tracks and a train's coming towards me but I'm just gonna rewind to when I wasn't on the train tracks instead of stepping off.
(Dom) But it wouldn't make sense because, okay let's to back to the train tracks
Let's say your stuck and that train will hit you and kill you.
If you go back in time, it shaves off your life span.
So if you were supposed to die in that moment, your gonna die anyway because you shaved off your lifespan
(All mumbling in agreement) (Dom) So the math doesn't even add up.
(Ryder) You are REALLY tapping into my 'Life is Strange' fanboy-ism
You save yourself even though that's when you're supposed to die
(Jaiden) So does it just negate? And you're like, oh well I guess (Dom) Your credit card just goes to like, negative.
(Jaiden) Oh, you're supposed to dead! What are you doing here?
(Ryder) Exa-Yeah, the Universe finds other ways to try and kill you when you got out of it the first time.
(Jaiden) Its like "Maybe we'll strike 'em with lightning this time!
(Ryder) Exactly and I--(Dom) How are you supposed to stop lightning if the thing hits you and like (Laughter)
(Ryder) Well if you're still conscious enough to be like 'okAY, REWIND PLs'
GOD. OW
(Dom) When you die I though you're supposed to, well not supposed to, but you, like defecate yourself
That's a thing right? So when you reverse time, it just goes back in?
(Ryder) HOOOOHH NOOO
(Jaiden) I'm trying to think of what I'd use it for in my normal life
(Dom) Well, you mentioned the cheat days. Like if you wanna splurge on a big vacation then...
But then you're gonna go back in time and only you remember it, and thats kinda sad.
(Ryder) It's perfect for when someone says something, you ask them to repeat it, and you still don't know what they said after they repeated.
(Jaiden) What if you could go forward instead of backwards, and you could give yourself more life?
Because uh, you skip things. (Ryder) WOAHHH!
(Dom) Wait, if you go forward, would you be conscious of what you skipped?
(Jaiden) I dunno.
Maybe you're just on neutral auto-pilot during those times.
(Ryder) Your eyes roll back in your head and you're just like zone out. (Jaiden) No like you don't have any emotions or anything
But like say you want to skip a school test. (Ryder) Aww man, that pop quiz the teacher gave,
Man, I ain't about that! I'm gonna NNNNGGG
(Jaiden) I picture you're just like flat, like no emotion, in your face kind of thing.
(Dom) That'd be really hard to keep relationships
Like if you're in an argument and you just "Y'know what I'm just gonna skip this
(Jaiden) But that makes the relationship worth it if you do care enough to like
They're like "OMG, They haven't skipped through this, they DO care!"
(Ryder) Hey what's up with your boyfriend? Oh don't worry, he's just fast forwarding again.
(Dom) He's just bored. (Jaiden) He'll be back tomorrow.
(Dom) So that's only fast-forwarding for you, but for everyone else.
(Ryder) Yeah, exactly. They have to deal with like your hollow shell of a body.
(Dom) I think there's a word for this guys, it's called a 'Coma'.
(Ryder) It's called 'Click with Adam Sandler'.
(Jaiden) That movie made me cry.
Can I take people with me? Like when I go backwards?
(Ryder) TAKE MY HAND.
(Dom) Yeah, but they would also lose. (Ryder) Yeah, they would also.
(Jaiden) So if you just want to kill someone?
(Ryder) In order to kill something through this method, you would also have to kill yourself.
(Jaiden) No like say someone is older than you, and they only have a few years left. You're like "Yeah I can kill them"
(Dom) Your demographics of victims are only focused on like age 50 and up
You're just killing seniors!
The only situation this wouldn't work is if you're going back to your birth, because then you'd just die instantly
(Ryder) Wow that got dark fast. Thanks Dom!
If you went back to like, when you were first born and thats when died, at least then you (Dom) First born?
Is there a second birth?
(Ryder) Shut up, shut up
(Jaiden) But the thing is, how great is life in your last 5 years?
You're like super old and you can't move (Ryder) You just don't care
(Jaiden) Is it okay to get rid of those years to live a better life?
(Dom) Yeah, well that's your choice
(Ryder) Hmmm... (Jaiden) I think that's okay.
(Ryder) Maybe? (Jaiden) Well, I'd do it.
So we're done! (Ryder) Yeah! GUUHSKHEH
Thank you Dom, for having us on your channel, this was really fun!
For anyone watching, if you would like to hop over to mine channel,
there's a new episode of my show 'A Brief History' out that's all about Domics
So if you want more of me, more of Dom, and less of Jaiden
Then you can hop over there (Jaiden) That's perfectly what you want.
(Dom) And you guys get to hear how Ryder tries to pronounce my last name.
(Ryder) Pakatang, PongeBob, Pong-gong-nabang-bong,
(Jaiden) Ping pong ball
(Ryder) I really wanted to at some point during the script to refer to your comics as 'Dominics Cominics'
(Dom) Y'know people come up to me and they're like "Are you Dominics?"
(Jaiden) That's what my dad calls you
(Dom) Heh, Dominics. Plural?
(Jaiden) Yeah... (Ryder) That is amAZING.
You can also check out Jaiden's channel, if you want (Jaiden) Yeah!
(Ryder) Because, 'Cause she's... adequate
and she makes "content"
(Jaiden) I'll settle for that.
(Ryder) Naw, Jaiden is amazing.
Dom is amazing, hope you liked this video
Go check out Jaiden, check out me, subscribe to Dom if you haven't!
Thank you for watching, and DFTBA(Don't forget to be Awesome) I had to.
(Dom) Well looks like I'm cutting that out (Jumbled mess of 'byes' followed by laughter.)
(Ryder) PEACE! (^_^)v