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Please just tell me what's wrong,
I hate it when you walk around the
apartment crying for attention.
I'm not crying,
I'm sniffing!
Glue?
Paint?
Sharpies?
No! That horrible, all consuming smell!
You don't smell that smell?
I'm more concerned with your new huffing
habit, Allison, because sharpies have killed poeple.
sniff sniff
Something in this shared space reeks of
regurgitated eggs - and I can't find the source.
And you thought it might be me?!
How do you not smell that?
How do you smell that?
Getting a nose job doesn't ruin your sense of smell,
it just ruins your ability to breathe.
Oh well that seems very worth it.
This whole room smells like death.
gasp
Where in this apartment could there be a dead body?
In the walls!
I bet it's been here this whole time,
watching us, rotting,
waiting for justice to be served.
Maybe somebody upstairs is cooking a tuna casserole
covered with truffle oil
in raw sewage.
You do smell it!
Ah.. a little.
Do you think this smell is coming more from
the ceiling or the floor?
I don't know!
Get on a chair!
Ooh, I really smell it now.
Is it getting worse?
No, I think until you had me search around,
I was just convincing myself that this apartment
always smelt that way.
i had adapted to the new normal.
You can just convince yourself that something
horrible is normal?
Uh- for sure!
I have a cyst on my butt that I
refer to as a birthmark.
Huh.
deep breath
This is incredible, I don't smell it anymore.
Welcome to the indestructible land of denial.
Got a Scout Cookie?
How old are those?
Expiration dates are a fallacy of corporate America.
shrugs
I don't think we can invite anyone over here ever again.
Oh absolutely not.
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These are.. very stale.
No, they are crispy.
Hm...
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