- What up, fruit lovers, it's your boy, Little Apple,
and this is Pear.
- Today, we're going to show you "How 2 Rock".
- Wait, Pear, you're saying it all wrong.
- What do you mean?
- We're not showing them how to rock,
we're showing them "How 2 Rock"!
- Okay, I'm thinking I might not be the right person
to cohost this episode.
- No, you're perfect, just follow my instructions
and we'll have you rocking in no time.
- I doubt it, but okay.
- [Apple] Step 1: get in the mindset,
that means amped up, get angry.
- About what?
- Anything that's bothering you.
- Well, I guess the ending
to that book I just finished wasn't that great.
- Good, use that, let the angst "flow through you."
- And, well, I'm kind of tired of people saying
I'm their least favorite "Annoying Orange" character.
- Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
- And earlier today, Orange said
I was "shaped like a bowling pin",
and so my nickname should be "boring pin".
- Um, that might be too good.
- I'm feeling it, Little Apple,
the rock and roll attitude is taking over my entire body.
Yeah!
- I'll say, holy Toledo, dude.
- What now, what's the next step?
- Um, maybe we should wait
until you resemble the Hulk a little less.
- I said, "I'm ready to rock!"
- Okay, step 2: turn the volume up, and I mean way up.
You can't rock quietly, you got to let the world know.
- Okay, I turned the dial so far that it snapped off.
Is that loud enough?
- Um, yeah, that should it, so onto step 3.
- It's rock-a- (indistinct)!
- Not there, I think that might be too loud.
- No such thing, Little Apple, not when you're rocking.
- Um, I don't know, dude,
the neighbors are getting angry.
- [Neighbor 1] Yo, turn down that racket!
- [Neighbor 2] People are trying to sleep here!
- Ha, have you forgotten step 4, Little Apple?
"Don't listen to authority", if anyone tries
to stop your rocking, you answer them like this!
(speaker vibrates loudly)
(people scream)
(laughs) Aw yeah!
- Okay, you did it, dude.
You literarily rocked some dude's face off.
Can we stop now?
The ceiling's falling and there's a whole lot of debris.
- Sorry, Little Apple, I can't stop rocking.
It's part of me now, I'm one with the-
- Huh?
- Yeah, I'm one with the rock!
- No, rock!
- Huh?
(group screams)
(rock music)