He has difficulty breathing.
What's your name?
No, he doesn't need fire.
He was just--
James.
James, are you having a hard time breathing?
OK.
Do you have asthma or anything like that?
Can we do an assessment on you?
All right.
Let's do this.
Let's get you out of here.
Let's sit you next to the truck, OK?
OK.
Let's sit over here next to the truck so I can assess you.
Yes, sir.
OK?
I'm sorry.
You're fine.
I apologize.
OK, give me your hand.
Yes, sir.
Let's stand up.
OK?
Watch that, that's broke.
I got you.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I apologize.
You're good.
We'll have you on corner, OK partner?
That's why I'm so--
wow.
I apologize.
You're good.
We're following you right now.
I just can't catch my breath.
All right, how much alcohol have you had today?
He had two of those bottles.
Two half pints.
OK.
That just passes out.
Yeah, fine.
All right.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh my goodness, look at me.
I've got a leaky nose!
Wipe your nose.
Hey, James, James?
Yes, sir?
Who's the President of the United States?
Easy, Bill Clinton.
All right.
How many quarters in a dollar?
Nine.
How many quarters in a dollar?
Anyway, gee, come on, man, I got this.
Yeah, silly questions.
I know.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
Hold real still for me, bro.
Yes, sir.
I apologize, gentlemen.
We're here because you had a complaint of difficulty
breathing, OK?
So right now we're trying to rule out any emergent reason
for going to the hospital, OK?
You're awesome.
All right, and right now I'm not seeing an emergent reason
to go to the hospital, however, it's your choice.
If you'd like to go to get worked up, OK,
and be seen by a physician, do some blood work,
we can do that.
All right?
I just want to get rid of this snot bubble.
I'm not being rude, or you know--
I don't think you're being rude, no.
I'm just trying to be very clear, that's all.
No, you're freaking awesome.
You guys rock.
But, you know--
OK.
--this snot bubble.
Come on.
How's your--
Is that why you called us, for the snot bubbles?
No.
I didn't call you.
We're not trying to get to the bottom, though.
We're not here for the snot bubbles.
We're here to see if we can help you,
and if that means going to the hospital, we'll do so.
No.
OK, so what is it that you would like to do?
Whatever you want.
You're the boss.
You're in charge.
Hey, lis-- James, are you going to keep drinking if we
leave? - Yeah.
You're going to keep drinking?
Yeah.
I would advise that you stop drinking, take a break, man.
Get a nap, OK?
Because life is not going to get better if
you keep drinking at this point.
You've had quite a bit today.
Yes, sir.
All right?
And that's going to make you feel like crap.
And right now it looks like everything's OK, except you've
had a few too many.
And that's all right.
You're an adult, you can do that.
And I would advise that you just take a break, OK?
Chill out for a little bit--
Yeah.
--and you, and you'll start to feel better, OK?
Yeah. Yes, sir.
All right.
[INAUDIBLE]
He'll get it.
No one gets it.
I got a booger.
I don't have my phone.
Mine's at the station.
Is-- does Andrew have his?
You want us to take off those blue dots and stickers
or you think you can do it?
I'm good.
I can call if you want.
All right.
All his vital signs are in the range, right?
- Yeah. - He's just drunk?
Just drunk.