oh
sailing the seas without any breeze
there are no trees and i just cut the
cheese
figures we finally get to go sailing and
there's no wind
what are you talking about i'm breaking
wind like crazy over here
awesome two fart jokes in the first 30
seconds not a good sign
well not to tilt my own horn bud
tune is another word for fart thanks a
lot captain obvious
orange why on earth did we put him in
charge of the boat
the door he's a captain i'm a captain
and that was a shark oh good thing i'm
on the poop deck
no i said shark
he did say shark but it's actually a
whale
hey who turned out the lights nobody
turned out the lights
we were eaten by a whale remember really
well i thought we jumped the shark
that happened during orange nyanya's
style
ouch oh just shut it captain you're the
one who got us into this mess
ugh and i do mean mess
what are you doing i'll quit your
bellyaching it's not so bad besides i
gotta keep my strength up we are lost at
c
oh he's right we are lost at c
rose stop it's chum oh
hi chum you can call me
i am not buddy you just stop eating
pear is angry thank you captain obvious
stupid whale i'm totally stealing your
lunch
you gotta keep your spirits high uh
who said that whoever it was i'd prefer
you call me brochard from another
shut up that's not nice we've all gotta
get along
we're in this together yeah oh
m g that means oh my god
get it and all i really
wanted was a just a nice sailing trip
all i wanted was to be a real boy and
all i got was in my whale
wow you must feel like a real dummy
i don't feel so good gee i wonder why
it's because of the job
this is a happy day i'm so excited to
have new friends
for so long it was just me and my pal mr
cricket
you guys you got to get me out of here
this doll is crazy
oh mr cricket we both failed that's not
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true
pear i think something bad is gonna
happen no no no no no orange
don't peel don't poop don't poop
well he didn't puke nope he farted
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bad time to have a big nose okay i'm
done
had about as much as i could take no now
mr cricket
nobody likes the hot heads bite me you
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and that's why you never ever ever play
with
i'm wearing a hat
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this was the grossest adventure ever is
it over yet
almost
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me too little buddy i wish we would have
been on vacation way sooner
don't you mean schooner
orange what's the matter apple
you're looking kind of stern
hasn't this guy heard of a vacation nah
you guys got to relax but not like pear
he really went overboard ah finally
peace and quiet hey hey pear hey
no just just ignore him you're on
vacation hey pear
hey hey bear what what what marco
no don't narco oh come on
how would you leave me alone hey hey
bear what
hey i've never seen one before okay i
mean come on why would anybody want a
duck made a rubber
ah don't worry pear it's nothing to get
quacked up about
there's a rope tied to this duck i
wonder we are ships ahoy
huh i think he's talking to us yeah we
get that along
whoa hey you dug my cookies we are
and it'll be worse to come even you
don't release me scouting vessel
huh you mean i me ducky hey
hey captain blueberry beard hey your
design
oh that's actually your name vr
hey it had to happen eventually i'd be
the fiercest most dangerous pirate in
all the high seas
ah you mean the bathtub aye now tell me
what manner of treasure had ye
on board treasure we don't have any
treasure you think me a fool
if in your heart no treasure then why be
your ceiling with a navel orange
navel i'm not the one that looks like a
belly button
shiver me timbers who be firing now
uh sorry sir i thought you said fire no
i said you are
sir it really sounds a lot like fire
yeah
i i mean to the plank the both of you
come on buddy your mutinous
dogs the plank not be for fun it's
beaver plundering hey hey captain molly
chan
know why you live on a ship yard because
you're travel sized
here we go er no man fruit or vegetable
cracks wise about besides
navy or not i'll peel you faster than a
scurvy crazed sailor
well whatever floats your boat prepare
to be boarded
uh guys this is not good i know
i hate being bored i told you we should
have gotten the banana boat
battle stations or you'll all be walking
the plank
uh guys i never told you this but i
can't swim
dude none of us can swim hey blueberry
i heard your ship was on sale
that is one damn land lover yeah well at
least i know the alphabet you're the one
that always gets lost at sea
that be the pun that broke the pirates
back
open fire oh i'm starting to think that
captain whiskers means business
don't worry guys i think i've got a
little plan
i don't think this is a good idea guys
sorry bud you're the only one that would
fit don't worry apple
you're going to have a blast
how many times do i have to tell you
you're putting one over the bow are you
return fire
captain it's a it's a fire already
fire out with it already
oh this vacation's really going down the
drain
well this is just ducky okay
stop making that joke already seriously
i've got an
awful headache
uh marshmallow you know the rubber ducky
as well just
rubber right
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hey hey tree lovers you've got questions
and i've got answers
unless they're algebra questions then
you're on your own
dear orange can marshmallow have some
zoom sure
what's the worst that could happen
um i don't know if this is a good idea
this is extreme
it's time for s orange
all right proof fanatics let's get to
the questions make a song called
fart chips sure here we go yo i'm on a
far chip yeah i think it's really hip
passing gas to get along farting as i
take this off yo i'm on a board chair
what is the most annoyingest thing
you've ever done oh i know
probably talking with my mouth slightly
off from the audio
hey hey hey is this driving you nuts i
bet it is
yeah what would hair look like with a
tan great question
i've often wondered that myself right
there
will do in five or ten minutes
more questions you know marshmallow is a
boy don't you orange
no one please destroy the camera now i
get asked if marshmallow's a boy or girl
a lot
everyone loves her so much and wants to
know everything about him so here you go
here's the answer but first
what do you think of my imaginary
friend's name it's billy bob joe junior
iii
wow what a coincidence that's the name
of my imaginary friend too
hey orange will marshmallow cuddle with
me and my hamster
sure marshmallow loves cuddling with
anything and everything
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does marshmallow like do not like
chipmunks
what happened to bacon what bacon where
is shoehorn
it's right next to leprechaun me lucky
charms
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what would you do if you met bigfoot i'd
probably tell them to put some socks on
your feet smell like cheddar worse
hey orange knock knock who's there
silence who
that's the best punch line i've ever
heard shaken or stirred
right apple
dear orange truth or pear hmm
i'll go with pear you sure about that
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you