Are you out of your mind?
That's weird. I'm usually the one saying that to you.
[dinging]
[music playing]
Whoa!
[music playing]
[dinging]
Morning, sunshine. So, I gave you all night,
did you come up with the best prank ever yet?
'Cause I did.
[bell ringing]
[laughing]
Oh, I am so getting you back for this.
Sorry, I don't speak morning breath.
[dinging]
Max Thunderman. Did you follow my orders?
Yes, sir.
League of Master Villains, here I come.
Congratulations, Max. You are now officially...
pranked.
Phoebe?
Aloha, girlfriend.
Nice try. Too bad everyone's still in class.
Are they?
[bell ringing]
[chuckles]
Ignore Phoebe and remember, this epic fail has to look real.
Got it. Let's rock this.
Whoa.
Phoebe, are you okay?
Uh, let me, uh, use your phone to call the paramedics.
Nice try, Max.
You are not posting this video of me falling.
I've worked too too hard.
[laughing] Too too.
[dinging]
Time for the epic failerina to buy me my island.
Uploading Phoebe's fall to my Chirper page.
Rubbing Phoebe's phone in my armpits.
[dinging]
[music playing]
This got weird quick.
[music playing]
[groaning]
[music playing]
Ah, butt crackers. [groaning]
[dinging]
Hey. The concert tickets. Uh, Phoebe!
Hey, what are you doing?
She wouldn't have won if it wasn't for you.
You should use those tickets to take that Cassandra girl
you think likes you.
She does like me.
Max, why'd you call me? Did you find the tickets?
No. I was just practicing how I yell your name
if I found the tickets, which I definitely did not.
With the Z-Force watching,
I need to make it look like Max is still my partner.
So, you're gonna lug a dummy all over town?
Yeah, nothing's changed.
[dinging]
Like stealing candy from a baby.
Shh.
Since I can't show off my superpowers here,
might as well show off my brain power.
Why? So you can get a sticker that says I am a mathlete.
Beats I'm a Duh-lympian.
[dinging]
- Spill it. - I changed my grades,
but I didn't expect this to happen.
I worked my butt off to get into that class, Max.
You need to transfer out.
Ah, sounds like a hassle. I'll just sleep through it.
Yeah, you may as well.
I mean, you couldn't keep up anyway.
Excuse me.
It's gonna be too challenging for you.
Challenging?
There isn't a math equation out there, I can't solve.
How about you plus this class equals failure?
[dinging]
You're the worst. Get out.
Gladly. I'm taking these with me.
I did not super stretch the top half of my body
to Metroberg just so he could come in
and steal my jams.
I got run over three times.
Hey, just ignore him, and we'll paint his face
while he takes his afternoon nap.
Not this time, Phoebe.
Hey! Let go of these jams.
What is your problem?
My problem is this Evilman should be evil
not buying delicious baked goods for goofy girls.
By the way, you're the goofy girl.
Unhand the jams, nerd.
Never!
Max, I mean it, let go.
[chuckles]
[dinging]
You gonna turn me in to Mom and Dad?
Actually...
how about I let you go?
You get to keep committing your little crimes
and I get to practice stopping you.
It's a win win.
Well, for me, 'cause I always win.
Okay, I-I accept your challenge but when I win I'll be the one
flaunting it in your face and you'll never catch me.
[chuckles] Oh!
The door caught me, not you.
[dinging]
[screaming]
I was this close to starting an elephant stampede.
[screaming]
I was this close to not catching you.
Just kidding, it was easy.
No, I'll throw myself in.
This isn't over!
[dinging
Please excuse Max from school today.
He is sick with a cold.
You didn't have a cold last week.
No, but I did record Dad saying the word cold
also sick, school, and all those other words,
then just pieced them together in this app.
It's actually pretty easy. Check it out.
My name is Phoebe. I'm a doody head.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Oh, I think you do.
Wow, Max, you are a genius.
Thank you, Phoebe.
Phoeb's wait. I shouldn't even be here.
You guys won thunderball fair and square
and we're totally being sore losers.
Not gonna fall for that.
Don't believe me? Take my ball.
Whoa.
[chuckles] Any means necessary.
Max Thunder-Slam.
No one's called me that in years.
That's because you erased all evidence of that old life,
except this!
[gasping]
Let me see. Let me see.
Hey, Max, you have another sister?
[chuckles]
That's me.
Phoebe, no one can see that picture.
[screaming] Hot! Hot! Hot!
This chimmy chonga's stuffed with fire!
Jalapeno.
Hot sauce fountain?
Who would do such a thing?
Wha? Who put superglue on the hot sauce fountain?!
I'm having terrible dreams,
and I think it's because I can't put--
[groaning]
Why did you do that?
I don't know. I-I think there's something wrong with me.
[groaning]
Have you lost your mind?
But we've got a bigger problem.
We've got to find the thief that stole our stuff.
You're looking at him.
You don't want Mom to bust you
but for you to get your furniture back,
you have to become my personal servants.
He's got us, Phoebe.
Alright.
Well, hey, at least he's not making us wear weird outfits.
Oh, you have a run in your pantyhose.
I'm not wearing pantyhose.
Silent servants.
Phoebe, you're my butler, so make my bed.
Chop chop! Move your butt! Ler.
In case you haven't noticed, I am trying to launch
the Max 10 into the stratosphere.
Well, my math bowl is more important.
- Rocket is. - Math bowl.
- Rocket. - Math bowl!
- Rocket. - Fine, rocket!
[gasping]
My baby. I wanted to push that button!
You still can. It just won't do anything.
Whoa! Defeated by a door.
I'm just gonna stop trying so hard.
About to have my head pop like a zit,
just get me out of here.
Alright, fine. I'll save your life again.
I'm not the one
who's gonna need saving this time.
And what exactly do I need saving from?
Oh, just the world's only gold attracting magnet.
Mag-- whoa!
Max, what are you up too?
I'm about to take down your town.
Can you please let me go
so I can get to my ballet audition?
You're not going anywhere, Thunder-turd.
Feels so good to say that to someone else.
[dinging]
Made a few tweaks on this thing,
got my powers back.
The orb, put that down, it's dangerous.
Only when it's in the wrong hands, Dad.
Like mine.
I love you very much.
Pretend you didn't hear that.
Hank, our powers are gone.
Hey, I can't laser.
And I'm not fast.
[grunting]
You know, I'd love to stay
and watch you be weak and helpless, but...
I've got a sister to destroy.
Hey, what did I do?!
Not you, Phoebe.
Now, to make sure none of you can follow me...
Max... if you go down this path, you are no longer our son.
Exactly. I'm a supervillain now.
Volcano eruption in ten minutes.
[gasping] Ten minutes? I guess that means
we have time for a family selfie.
Everybody say, "Evil". Evil.
Come on, guys, give me something to work with.
Evil.