(whimsical music)
(water splashing)
(cotton puffing)
(marker squeaking)
(rubber squeaking)
(shoes squeaking)
(marker squeaking)
(screams)
Wake up, we're gonna be late for school!
I'll get up when the alarm goes off.
But you've already pressed the snooze button!
That was five minutes ago.
That was an hour ago.
Snooze time goes faster than regular time.
I just found the perfect position.
(blanket shuffling)
[Darwin] Dude, you look like you fell
from the seventh floor.
Come on man, just another minute.
No, we're already late, look!
(both screaming)
All right, what we need is a good excuse.
We need something embarrassing that Miss. Simian totally
wouldn't want to know about.
Like, sorry miss, it's because Darwin ate
a bad taco.. and well.
(gags)
(mouth smacking)
First of all, don't diss Mexican food
because it rocks.
Secondly, that looked like Darwin ate
a taco, played a sad song on a keytar, his head exploded
and then he fired lasers out of his fingers.
That would be a good excuse though.
No, don't you remember what Simian said?
And if you turn up late again,
I will have no choice but to--
[Gumball] Yeah, all I remember is that
I never noticed before how the top
of her head looks like Mount Fuji.
(air whooshing)
She said, "And if you turn up late again,
"I will have no choice but to expel you both."
Expelled?
(dramatic music)
(bomb exploding)
Right, how long have we got?
(chaotic music)
Okay, thanks.
(clock ticking)
(both screaming)
This is really weird.
I think we should try and figure out what's causing it.
Well, I think we should run before we get expelled.
Let's compromise.
(dramatic music)
I can't keep on like this forever.
We've been running for hours.
Oh, you've gotta be kidding.
We've only been running for five seconds.
It just feels longer when you look at the clock.
Okay, okay, stop.
We're not gonna make it on time.
I really didn't wanna say this,
but there's only one solution left.
We're gonna have to get the public bus.
(dramatic music)
Wait, what's so bad about the public bus?
It's a zoo in there.
(Darwin gasps)
Not literally.
It is filled with filthy carnivores.
Dangerous scavengers and poisonous reptiles.
Basically, people who don't own a car.
So, what do we do?
Anybody who looks at you sideways, you just drop 'em.
Like this!
(punch thudding)
Yeah, well, you get the idea.
(bus engine steaming)
(dramatic music)
He's looking at me sideways.
(Darwin yelps)
(Gumball laughs)
Dude, he has to.
He's supposed to look at the road.
The other ones you need to worry about.
(ominous music)
(hip-hop music)
(Man coughs)
What?
- No, I meant what, as in like "what?"
- What?
(soda popping)
What?! Oh.
(gags)
What is this?
Clam juice and tomato.
(juice pouring)
(Darwin hums)
(rattle shaking)
(baby cooing)
(screams)
Please take everything.
Please, I beg you.
Just don't touch my face.
(baby giggling)
I'm sorry everyone.
Sorry, my brother had some very suburban preconceptions
about what the city bus was like,
and he behaved like a complete dipstick.
Ow, so, yeah.
Can someone please tell us how long it'll take
to get to Elmore High?
- This bus is going to Richwood.
- [Both] What?
Then we're running out of time.
We're gonna have to jump off the bus.
In three, two, one.
(cars beeping)
Okay, so how bad would it really be
if we got expelled from school?
Well, we would probably never get a job.
Slowly drift away from society.
Live in the sewers.
Eat toxic waste.
Mutate and end up in a freak show
with fingers instead of teeth.
Can someone push us off the bus please?
With pleasure.
Wait!
(bell dinging)
See, not everything has to end in some mad stunt.
Okay, now you can push us off.
[Woman] With pleasure.
(punch thudding)
(Gumball and Darwin screaming)
(bodies thudding)
(truck zooming)
(whimsical music)
(eagle screeching)
(metal clacking)
(Gumball claps)
Dude, that was your idea.
We don't have time for the blame game.
You're right, we've only got three minutes
to make it to school.
Thinking about it, how did we get so far out
in the desert in only four seconds.
(clock rattling)
You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?
You just had to mention it.
You mentioned it!
Ah, sorry, I know, blame game.
To be honest, just one minute
doesn't really make any sense either.
I mean, it would take a least a few hours to--
Yes, if it only takes one minute to get here,
then it only takes one minute to get back to town.
(Gumball hums)
(dreary music)
(gasps)
- [Both] Yay, we still have one minute left
to get to school.