>>> YOU'RE TUNED IN TO SUN'S OUT NEVADA.
THANK YOU, GUYS. >> WELCOME BACK.
WEATHER AND TRAFFIC ARE JUST AHEAD.
SPOILER ALERT -- THERE'S NEITHER.
>> AND LATER, AUTHOR DAV PILKEY JOINS US TO CHAT ABOUT HIS NEW
CHILDREN'S BOOK, "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: RISE OF HERSHEY
SQUIRT." EXCITED TO PICK HIS BRAIN.
>> BUT FIRST, TIME FOR "JOE ON THE GO" WITH OUR ROVING
JOE ANN BATTING WHO LIES ON INTERSTATE 15 WITH HER YUMMIEST
SCOOP YET. >> THANKS, GUYS.
WELL, IN BETWEEN LOS ANGELES AND LAS VEGAS A NEW ATTRACTION WILL
OFFER ROAD TRIPPERS A CHEESY PHOTO OP.
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHEETO MUSEUM HAS IT'S GRAND OPENING
TODAY. AND I AM HERE NOW WITH THE PROUD
OWNERS, THE HOTTER FAMILY. REECE, LINETTE, AND THEIR SON
P RYAN. CONGRATS ON YOUR BIG DAY.
NOW REECE, YOU FIRST HAD THE IDEA FOR ALL THIS FIVE YEARS
AGO. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK AT THAT
GIGANTIC CHEETO TODAY? BESIDES HUNGRY.
>> YOU'RE QUICK. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ON TV AND I
OWN THE CHEETO. ANYWAY, IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.
IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK. AND OUR ENTIRE SAVINGS TO BUY
THE CHEETO AND BUILD THE MUSEUM. BUT TODAY I THINK IT'S SAFE TO
SAY IT WAS WORTH IT. RIGHT, SWEETHEART?
>> SURE. >> LYNETTE, ARE YOU AS EXCITED
AS YOUR HUSBAND? >> NO.
>> NOW, P. RYAN, I GOT TO ASK. HOW DO YOU KEEP FROM EATING THIS
THING? >> I ACTUALLY GET THAT QUESTION
A LOT. AND I ALWAYS SAY, YOU KNOW, I
WONDER IF THEY ASK PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE LOUVRE IF THEY WANT
TO EAT THE MONA LISA. YOU KNOW?
>> WELL, NO, BECAUSE IT'S A PAINTING AND NOT A GIANT CHEETO.
>> RIGHT. YEAH.
BUT IT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING. >> IT'S NOT.
LATER ON, THE CHEETO WILL BE MEASURED BY THIS JUDGE FROM THE
GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, MR. HUNTINGTON BOOTH.
>> DR. HUNTINGTON BOOTH. AND I MUST SAY THIS CHEETO IS
SPECTACULAR. I ONCE SAW A 40-FOOT HOT DOG
THAT TOOK MY BREATH AWAY. AND I AM GETTING A VERY SIMILAR
FEELING FROM THE CHEETO. >> EXCITING STUFF.
OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU SOON FOR THE OFFICIAL MEASUREMENT, MR. BOOTH.
>> DR, BOOTH. >> WELL, IT'S ALMOST 9 O'CLOCK.
IS IT TIME TO OFFICIALLY OPEN THE MUSEUM FOR THE FIRST TIME?
>> IT SURE IS. OH, BOY.
SON, YOU WANT TO TURN ON THE FAN?
>> OKAY. FANS ARE ON, DAD.
>> LADIES AND GERMS, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHEETO MUSEUM IS
OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS. GOD BLESS YOU, CHEETO.
I LOVE YOU. WHOO!
[ LOUD CRUNCHING NOISE ] >> UH, A LITTLE HICCUP OVER AT
THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHEETO MUSEUM.
>> EVERYTHING OKAY THERE, JOE? >> YEAH, EVERYONE'S OKAY.
EXCEPT FOR THE CHEETO WHICH FELL INTO THE FAN.
WELL, WE WERE SUPPOSE TO TAKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD
MEASUREMENT HERE. THAT STILL HAPPENING?
>> NO. >> WELL, NOT THE BEST GRAND
OPENING. HOW YOU DOING REECE?
>> BAD. >> MM-HMM.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF BACKUP PLAN?
NO, WE WERE ALL IN ON THE CHEETO.
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT ALL NEW BUSINESSES GO THROUGH
GROWING PAINS AND I ACTUALLY THINK THIS CHEETO CAN BE FIXED.
>> IT CAN'T. >> I STILL THINK PEOPLE WILL
COME ON DOWN. >> THEY WILL NOT.
NOW, LYNETTE, WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU?
>> DIVORCE. >> MAKES SENSE.
I WOULD DO THE SAME. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.