Hi, hi
I may have saved the mayor's baby
But I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby,
while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned Eagle scouts into crazed clowns
and happy homemakers into Catwomen
Thank you!
Yeah, "Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man beast who's been romancing Gotham, today made his bid to run Gotham"
Thank you!
Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have
And you are the hottest young person a role model could have
Hmm...
Here...
Wear a button
Ahhhhhhhh...
Let me, ah...get it on there
Thank, thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you. I can really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power. It's about reaching out to people, touching people, groping people!
Hey, Penguin...
My name's not Penguin, it's Oswald Cobblepot!
Oswald, there's some-BODY here to see you
Ooooo, oh, uh
Just the pussy I've been looking for!
It's chilly in here
I'll warm you
Don't, Oswald!
[Penguin sniffing boot]
We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common
Sounds familiar
Appetite for destruction?
Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me! Naked, sexual charisma?
Batman
A thorn in both our sides,
the fly in our ointment
Ointment?! Uh, heh...
Scented or unscented?!
I'll come back later
Eh, um. Perchance are you a registered voter? I am a mayoral prospect, you know?
I have but one pet cause today:
Ban the bat...
Oh, him again? No bother. He's already history! Check it out
We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels!
No, no
He'd have even more power as a martyr. To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he hates the most
Namely, us
You mean frame him?
Not even in office yet and already an enemies listing?
Those names are not for prying eyes!
Hey
Why should I trust some cat broad anyway?
Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick, who's getting back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet 16?
[whistling]
Nice birdie...
Hmm...
Nice kitty
Hmm, hmm!
Nice kitty, nice kitty
Look, Batman napalmed my arm, he knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself...
I want to play an integral part in his degradation
Mehhhhh
A plan is forming...
[imitating bat noise] Eee, eee, eee...
I want in
The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all...
dirty
Maybe I'll just get myself a bath right here