Every year of every day, thousands of people fall victim to FWP.
I'm so cold.
I'm starving.
Nobody cares about me.
Also known as First World Problems.
I'm so cold. Somebody set the A/C to 72.
I need it at 73.
Starving, all we have is leftovers.
Nobody cares about me. Nobody commented or liked my status.
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa, and for just 5 hours of attention a day, you can help somebody with FWP.
Everyone keeps putting so much pressure on me.
I don't know what I want for my birthday.
I have too much chips for my dip.
But, if I open a new dip, I'll have too much dip for my chips.
Why does Apple keep making new iPhones?
Now I have to get another one.
They've been through so much struggle.
The remotes over there, but I'm all the way over here.
So much hardship.
My iPhone5 is too big for my skinny jeans.
So much attention.
I poured my cereal without checking to see if we had milk.
We didn't.
So please, show your support and send them this video.
And, show them how much we care about their FWPs.
I bought too many groceries. Now I'll have to make two trips.
All you have to do is call the URL: 1-800-DOT-ORG
And, we'll send you the FWP Helping Kit.
Which includes a bridge, a straw, and a full cup with a cover.
Here's a bridge; now, get over it.
Here's a straw; now, suck it up.
Here's a full cup; now, shut the full cup.
With your help we can put an end to F.W.P.s. And focus on the real problems,
like starving children or homeless people.
Because, if you're complaining about something as silly as the iPhone5,
just wait until you see the iPhone6.
Oh this? This is the iPhone5s. This is the iPhone6.