- Hey, everyone.
Sorry, I had to do this,
but for safety's sake,
I'm not giving Orange any of your questions
until he extinguishes every stick of TNT in this kitchen.
- Ah, come on!
This is fan mail blackmail (laughs).
- Sorry, put 'em out dude.
All of them.
- Okay, I did what you asked.
I hope it's esnuff (laughs).
- Good.
Here are the questions.
I hope you have a fun, safe episode today.
- Give orange the Uno reverse card.
- The what?
- Uno reverse card at your service.
- Wait, no.
No, does this mean that TNT
is magically gonna get lit again?
- Relax, Pear.
That's not how Uno reverse cards work.
We're not magic.
- Oh, phew!
- But unfortunately for you, we are pyros!
What, what!
- No!
- (laughs) Now that's what I call a wild card (laughs)!
(glass breaking)
- It's time for Ask Orange!
(crowd cheering)
- Hey Orange, I have a joke about the roof,
but it might be a little over your head.
- (laughs) Now I know how Little Apple feels.
- I heard that!
- Hey Orange, what happened to your air horn?
- Some guy at a Lord of the Rings convention
threw it off the roof.
Long story short,
Aragorn sent my air horn airborne (laughs).
- Hey Orange, it looks like Passion
is in love with somebody.
Go as a spy and find out who it is.
- (gasps) What?
(record scratching)
We gotta figure out who it is.
Not that I care anything, but um, okay, let's go!
(spy music)
- Great news!
I looked everywhere and found nothing except mirrors.
Hey, wait a minute.
- Who's your favorite wrestler?
- Great question, Like most foods in the kitchen,
I follow W-W-Eat closely.
My favorite food wrestlers are Flan Cena,
Hulk Hoagie, Stone Cold Cut Austin, the Underbaker,
and Nacho Man Randy Sandwich (laughs).
- Can I axe a question to Donut?
- Well, it's about time!
10 years and not once has anybody
asked Donut a single--
(Donut screaming) (thud)
- Hey Orange, what's your favorite color other than orange.
- Oh, I like a bunch of colors that aren't orange.
Butterscotch, pumpkin, apricot, persimmon.
- Um, all of these seem awfully similar to orange, dude.
- What?
No way.
They're super different.
- Sure they are.
I bet you also like marigold?
- Yeah.
- Coral?
- Who doesn't?
- Tangerine?
- No!
(record scratching)
I do not like tangerine!
I don't like tangerine whatsoever!
- Okay, yeah, got it.
- Orange.
- Tangerine.
- Okay then.
- I love Little Apple, Pear, Orange,
and Grandpa Lemon so much that I could cuddle them.
- This is nice.
- Couldn't agree more.
- Once again, I was not invited.
- Look out It's a LegenDAIRY cow!
- Hey, you look pretty normal.
What makes you so legen-dairy?
- Me?
Why, I was the first cow on the moon.
(laughs)
- Seriously though, I did do it and it was really dangerous.
- Oh.
Sorry I laughed, I thought you were making a joke.
- I don't make jokes.
I'm completely steer-ious.
(both laugh)
- Why did they call it the dark ages?
- I don't know, why?
- Because there's so many knights.
(laughs)
You know which knight
invented the round table, don't ya?
Sir-cumference!
(laughs) Math jokes.
- Hey orange, say, "Hi Ethan."
- Hi, Ethan!
- Say, "Hi Maddie."
- Hi, Maddie.
- Hey Orange, what games do you get addicted on?
- Skewers.
Skewers is the best game in the whole world.
- Orange, you have whinge!
- I think that was a typo.
You meant wings, right?
- Unfortunately, it's not a typo, dude.
(record stractching) You have whinge.
Part wings, part cringe.
- Huh?
- Hey, lets go fly to a birthday party
we weren't invited to.
- Um, no thanks.
- Cool if we stop on the way so I can grab my JNCO jeans?
- Only if you let me call my ex for the fifth time today,
begging to take me back.
- Ah!
Help!
Help me!
I didn't even get to light my TNT!
- Well, at least one good thing came of all this.
- Oh, I think you meant to say,
"Uno good thing came out of this."
No! - No!
(glass breaking)
(jaunty music)