- Hey you!
My name is Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell
and welcome back to Content,
the show on the internet filmed in front of a green screen.
And also Brian David Gilbert, there he is.
Hey bud,
We've never met.
Does this look natural?
Is this,
is this scan?
Where am I going?
(laughing)
Hey you, my name is Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell,
and I'm in a mug!
Whoa!
The future is now!
I don't wanna be in the mug anymore.
Br-Brian!
Be my friend!
Can I borrow your video format for an upcoming project?
- Waluigi.
- Thanks!
We got a green screen,
I'm gonna put myself in some memes.
It's like that Jenna Marbles video,
except I haven't built up the courage to leave YouTube yet.
Soon, though.
Let's get some memes going on!
(laughing)
Yeah, okay.
Fucking raw me, daddy!
Don't like that, felt bad.
I don't know anything about Gordon Ramsey.
He swears.
He swears and he likes food.
(laughing)
Okay.
Yes sis, that skin tone match.
(old lady voice) What the fuck?
(laughs)
That's what my grandma sounds like,
I don't know about yours.
I'm not good at this. (laughing)
This is a dream come true.
This is what my life has been building up to.
(laughing)
Ask me if it feels good.
- Does it feel good?
- Ah, ah ah.
(laughing)
I've become the peanut butter baby!
When I originally wanted to do this video,
the plan was to just cover myself in peanut butter,
but, no.
Not doing it.
Put Sonic in.
Where them fucking Teletubbies at huh?
Good morning little baby,
it'll be your last!
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
(laughing)
I'm sorry sweet child,
it's going to be okay.
Don't you cry.
(smack)
Fuck you baby! (baby cries)
Bigger,
bigger.
Yes!
(laughing) Oh fuck!
I wanna be Smudge the cat,
I wanna be Smudge the cat.
Oh... (laughing)
(cat hiss)
Hello!
Love, it's lovely salad, it is.
(cat growl)
Dad, I didn't order this.
Dad, tell him off!
Oh, (laughs)
oh wow, that's,
you've got some good depth on this.
(cat growl)
It's too real now.
It's too real.
(gagging)
It's time for me to do it to 'em.
Your honor, in my defense, I had to do it to 'em.
You know this.
I'm not improving any of these memes by being them,
I'm making them worse.
Oh, he's like gripping his fist.
- Oh.
- It's more like that, is what he's doing.
Squad.
We dem boys!
Boys gon' do it to you.
Aw yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need two me's on a delay,
and we're gonna have to just grab the still.
(electronic music)
Yeah!
(Mickey Mouse voice) Fuck!
Oh fucking shit!
Maybe you hadn't run your mouth,
the mob wouldn't have done this to ya.
(Mickey laugh)
Oh it got worse!
(laughing)
Ronald! (laughing)
Ronald, it's me!
(laughing) I don't even know what to add to this.
Image just,
(labored breathing)
(laughing)
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
just whip me past really quick.
Ronald!
Bitch!
(laughing)
I have a child's mind.
Yeah! (clapping)
Too big, too chonky.
(laughing) That's the one.
(exasperated sigh) Fuck.
This is what happens when you check Twitter in the morning.
Wow, what a great morning!
I think I will check on my phone.
Ugh.
Coming soon to Nintendo,
nothing you asked for.
You'll still buy it though, won't you?
You simp.
I'm the new Smash Bros. Character.
My only move is suicide.
(laughing) Wow, I didn't ask!
(overlapping) - Welcome to Asdfmovie.
(laughing)
Yeah, we can do Asdfmovie.
Hey man, check out my new dog.
Oh yeah that's pretty cool,
aw there's no dog there.
(chorus of howls)
(kiss sound)
Oh, (laughing)
yeah,
Spider-man kiss.
(kissing sounds)
(swallowing)
Yum, yum, yum. (laughing)
It's fucking true!
How did he know?
(lapping)
I'm not proud of that.
Mr. Duck, where have you gone off to-
Oh my god!
Oh!
They're doing the fucky wucky!
Cover your eyes, Mr. Duck!
Cover your eyes, no!
Can I come?
Can I, can I come over?
I wanna join in!
I'll just fuck this duck, then.
It's funny cause it's a real murder.
A man died. (laughs)
Shh, don't tell the history books.
I did it.
I killed Abraham Lincoln.
What do we, why?
Wow.
(laughing)
I'm sure there's an image in there.
(robot voice) Wait,
(robot voice) it's all nonsense sphere?
(robot voice) has been since 2016.
(robot voice) Move,
(robot voice) I need to kill the Earth.
(robot voice) Wait, it's all the hole?
(robot voice) I'm more worried about
(robot voice) the space octopus.
(robot voice) Is that a mother fucking
(robot voice) iFunny watermark?
(robot voice) Wait, it's cropped wrong?
(robot voice) Yeah.
(robot voice) It's so beautiful.
(robot voice) Take a picture.
(robot voice) Sure, I've got my new camera!
(robot voice) Wait, it's always been fucked?
(robot voice) Yes bitch.
(robot voice) Wait,
(robot voice) Okay.
Yeah! (laughing)
My dream!
I will finally achieve my destiny!
Father!
Yes, (laughs)
Thomas the Tank person rises again!
Wow.
(gun clicks)
No one's seeing that.
(gag)
Stonks.
Good stonks.
Father, I have made money on the stonk market.
Yeah, no, I'm already in the (inaudible) apparently, so.
Put me in, put me in!
Hmm.
Does this look natural?
Is this scan?
Oh silly doggie,
why'd you kill all those children?
Ah, you can make me a lemon?
Wow, this is it, this is-
This is great.
(laughing)
You could only do this with a green screen.
Whoa, yeah!
Oh no!
(Irish accent) Hello there, I am a lemon.
Yes, I am an Irish lemon for some reason.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking off, Tom.
This is a fucking nightmare.
I truly hate this.
I hate the situation you've put me in.
This could not get any worse.
Oh!
Oh no, no, stop.
I, I don't-
I'm not- I'm not happy.
Oh!
Fuck!
Yeah,
(belch)
(sad laugh)
Forgive me for what I have done.
When I was 17 I hadn't made Asdfmovie yet.
They were better times,
world was a simpler place.
Honestly, everything after 2007 has just been...
(disappointed sigh)
Take me back.
(Southern accent) Carl,
Carl, (laughing)
Carl, what do you call a French racist?
A "biguette."
(crying)
Oh, we're put together.
He said, "We may be stupid" then. (laughs)
Oh my God, yes!
Hello, sun.
Hello.
Get it?
- Yeah, it's a good joke.
- Oh, it's already written for us (indistinct).
Wow.
Well, that was a stupid video.
I- I don't know why I thought this was a good idea.
Just one of those things, you know?
Everyone else has done this video better.
Why did I do this?
Whee, I'm coming out.
Yay, I'm off!
Well, you know what?
At this point, I shouldn't even both apologizing
for these videos anymore,
because if you went into this expecting more than you got,
the fool is you.
So very sincerely.
Here are my favorite fan arts this week.
And here are the two most recent contents.
Contents come out on Tuesdays sometimes,
so maybe I'll-
What's on the screen?
Ah, fuck!
Ah.
- Ah.
- I'm terrified. (laughs)
TomSka out.
(blows raspberry)
I'm going back in.
I'm off, goodbye.
I'm back.