Release the beast!
Go! Go! Go! Get him! Go! Go! Go!
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
6.3 seconds.
[cheering]
We have a new leader!
[cheering]
And we finally taught Bose how to read a stopwatch.
[cheering]
Brainstorm, I need you to deal with those boxers.
I can't feel my arms.
Don't you quit on me!
Almost there!
There's too many [unintelligible]
I'm running out of steam.
Almost there!
- Clear! - Clear!
- Clear. - Help! Orbit sock!
[gasping]
Got you!
Did we do it?
We did it.
[gasping] We did all the laundry.
Every item of clothing we own is clean.
We have achieved laundry zero!
[cheering]
Um, Miles?
What? You heard the lady. I can't help it if twins are in.
You see that? That's how you walk better.
I'm concerned, but impressed.
Hey.
Now, I'm just concerned.
♪ Life is like a hamburger ♪
♪ Of you fall behind You'd better ketchup ♪
♪ Relish in the chance To show us your stuff ♪
♪ And party ♪
♪ Burger, burger party Burger party ♪
♪ Burger, burger party Burger, burger party ♪
♪ Now, we're gonna party ♪
Is the play a musical now?
That's apparent to everyone, Herman. Keep up.
♪ Life is like a hamburger ♪
♪ When you're in a pickle It's awfully wise ♪
♪ To shake it up With some wobble cut ♪
[singing]
♪ We got toasted buns And we're cheesy for days ♪
♪ Spread our love Like it's Captain Mayonnaise ♪
♪ You know We'll give it to you ♪
♪ Well done ♪
♪ You know We'll bring home the ♪
♪ Big buns ♪
♪ Cause we are brilliant As they come ♪
♪ Burger, burger party Burger party ♪
♪ Burger, burger party Burger, burger party ♪
♪ We're gonna party ♪
♪ Burger, burger party Burger party ♪
♪ Burger, burger party Burger, burger party ♪
♪ We're gonna party ♪
We open up on a battle scene. Two warriors fight in space!
You're not my father.
I know, I'm your son.
Go on.
Next, we're in a school for wizards.
Wizards.
I know I have wizard powers inside of me.
But my teacher... he's so mean.
I'm a wizard teacher, and I'm mean.
Loving it. Keep going.
The wizards meet an archaeologist
who makes an amazing discovery.
Why these are my own bones.
And my own bracelet.
Just got goose bumps. Whoa.
What?
But there's no time to explain
because everyone's on a high speed bike chase.
The bridge is out!
What are we gonna do?!
Don't need a bridge cause we've got family!
Chapa! No!
[laughing]
Seize fire! Seize fire! Seize fire!
Seize fire.
What are we doing?
Yeah, I don't know why we're doing this either.
And now deep breath in...
and then we yo-yo.
How are we feeling?
- Bored. - What she said.
You're not even trying.
Yo-yo yoga makes my butt fall asleep.
Yo-yo yoga makes all of me fall asleep.
[unintelligible] spirit of yo-yo yoga
has been corrupted by exercise companies
that just want to sell yo-yo yoga pants.
Which you always buy.
Because I look amazing. Watch this.
I don't want to watch this.
[trumpeting]
Greetings, children.
There's a question I must ask you.
Oh, god, who gave Bose a yo-yo?
Help... me.
I'll go get some scissors.
You know, yo-yo yoga's just a scam
to get people to buy yoga pants.
Those look amazing on you, by the way.
Facts.
Hey, spotlight guy, I've got some legendary dance moves.
How about you send that spotlight over my way?
Here I go.
[music playing]
[unintelligible]
[grunting]
Ah, come on! You get back here!
This is so much fun!
Life sized board games are awesome!
- Meow. - Woof.
Thimble.
Did I ever tell you guys about the last time
I ever saw my father?
We'd spent all day arguing with each other
about which of the family pets had died first the week before.
He said it was Limpy, but I knew it was...
Sir Coughs A Lot.
He'd been sick for quite awhile and, well, you know, the rest.
[groaning]
We're supposed to be testing this new fight training game.
Uh, yeah. Where did that thing come from?
I found it in this strange package
outside the Man's Nest.
You found a strange package, and you just brought it inside?
The return label, said "Fun Town".
Well, I'm glad you did
because I'm about to beat this purple suit guy.
That's that purple suit guy, that's Rick Twitler.
Who's Rick Twitler?
Who's Rick Twitler? Ow! Stop it.
Hey.
- Scalpel! - Scalpel.
- Chisel. - Chisel.
- Man saw. - Man saw.
Why in Jack Frost is it so cold in the Man's Nest?
I was trying to work on my Man Tan.
It's so that Miles' ice sculpture doesn't melt.
Too much hot makes ice go away. Right?
Exactly right, buddy.
I call it "Mount Usmore".
Why the abominable snowman did you make an ice sculpture?
Because he's going to enter
the Quinn City's ice sculpting competition.
The QCISC?
Pssh. You're wasting your ice, pal.
I'm so full, I couldn't eat another bite.
Which is a shame.
Me daughter, Lilith, be on the way
with some of our famous shrimps on a sword.
Oh, well, you didn't let me finish.
Um, I couldn't eat another bite unless served... on a sword.
[laughing]
Order up for Danger Force!
AWOL--
Nope, me first, I'm most important.
Okay, um...
AWOL, you can teleport these shrimp to your belly.
That's not how I consume food but thank you.
Volt, I think you'll find these shockingly tasty.
Wordplay, fun.
Shout Out, one bite and you'll scream with delight.
Wordplay, fun.
And last but not least, Brainstorm.
The boy who storms my brain. Daily.
I was kinda wanting some wordplay.
So, are you officially official with anybody online?
No, but I am officially thirsty.
I'm thirsty, too.
Yeah, you are.
[laughing]
[snoring]
This was a better idea.
[snoring]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
I feel like we've done this before.
You feel like we've dressed up in Renaissance clothes
and done Elizabethan dancing while Bose plays medieval music
through a snore powered flute?
- Yeah. - Uh, no.
I swear I've seen all of this before.
I mean, the costumes, the music, the dancing.
I think we would have remembered doing this.
Now, give in to the dance, Lord Macklin.
Bose, come on back with that popcorn.
It's almost back on.
Welcome Bart. [barking]
To the Dog Bachelor.
I blew off my aunt's funeral for this.
- Oh, wow, worth it. - Get off me!
I love the Dog Bachelor.
Such a good show.
Yeah, you can't stream a show this good.
You gotta have cable.
Facts, my guy. [unintelligible]
Ruffles will pick which female dog
he's going to take with him to the doghouse.
It's going to be my girl, Martha.
Pssh. Wrong.
I've known it was going to be Martha
ever since she won the first impression bone.
Here comes Ruffles.
[cheering]
So hot.
And the golden bone goes to... Mar--
[screaming]
- Come on! - Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
He was going to say Martha!
No, he was gonna say... my girl Boogie.
No, he wasn't, I... had a vision.
You're lying. We all know it was gonna be Charlene.
I am not lying.
My eyes turned yellow. I saw the future
and everything. He was gonna say Martha.
Ray, can you fix it?
Yeah, just gotta get my special TV fixing tool.
Ah, there she is.
Come on, you stupid TV, why ain't you fixed yet?!
Meat just tastes better when it's cooked
over an open fire fueled by crude oil.
[coughing]
Smells a lot worse.
Of course it does. What you're smelling is
the bad flavor, leaving the meat.
You're so wise, Ray.
Another fun fact. Oil is dinosaur blood.
- That's wrong, Ray. - Wrong.
And coal, why, that's just dinosaur poop.
Where's my meat?!
Is this your meat?
Yeah, did you all take it?!
You know the rule. You leave it, I eat it.
- Finders eaters. - Losers starvers.
Clink.
To Gideon... my little pony.
[yawning]
I could use a good sit, cause my buns are barking.
[laughing]
He had one of those chairs.
You did it too.
[laughing]
You tried to sit, but you fell.
[laughing]
Let me show you how proper sitting
is done, Clarence.
The key is to bend at the knee while maintaining eye--
[laughing]
Look at his stupid face! Look how stupid he looks.
We've been pranked! Everyone, check your chairs.
You heard the man.
Okay, bend at your knee.
No, don't check them by sitting on them.
[laughing]
[cheering]
I only took a tiny sip, but I got to go real bad.
Yes, that's what we all call you Small Bladdie Maddie
and oh, my goodness, I gotta go too. Out of my way!
Here it comes.
[screaming]
Same line brick!
[screaming]
[laughing]
We gotta go outside and pee!
Yeah, but you can't though.
Open the door, you fool.
I can't, it's locked!
Oh, oh, my bladder!
[laughing]
Is there an urologist in the house?
[laughing]
I can't breath.
This is wonderful.
Why I feel as free as a mockingbird's mother.
Same. We done here?
You know, in my day,
women weren't allowed to ride bicycles.
They said it'd make us hysterical.
And I think they were right.
[laughing]
You know, in my day,
women weren't allowed to do math.
[gasping] No.
They said it was a path straight to the underworld.
It's not though, right?
Too late now.
This hazy lady just solved for X.
[laughing]
You know, back in my day,
women weren't allowed to do stand up comedy.
All that standing up would make our legs too strong,
and then we'd all run away.
[laughing]
We gotta get you on America's Got Talent .
He's gonna love you.
Hey, Sabrina, it's me Shout Out.
I'm here to give you a shout out.
Hey, Winston, it's your girl, Volt,
aka Lil Sparky aka Spark Wahlberg.
Hey, Mrs. Philistine. It's AWOL with a message.
Hey, insert name here.
It's B to the Rainstorm,
wishing you a happy B to the R mitzvah.
Your rabbi loves you so much.
That's weird. Forgot a T at the end of rabbit.
Hey, there, Valinda. What kind of name is that?
Your parents could decide between Valerie and Belinda?
Hey, Kylie. It's me, you Cupid.
These message from Travis, who says he's sorry
for the things he said when he was hungry.
So don't be a cupid idiot and take him back.
Let's don't forget to live life out loud.
Shout Out out.
It's AWOL saying peace y'all.
Stay sparky.
My catchphrase, bye.
What happened to Emily? You know, simple, American.
Anyway, you know who I am. You're welcome. Happy birthday.
Change your name. All right. I'm done with this.
♪ If you say that you can't You'll be stuck where you are ♪
♪ But if you say that you can You'll go so very far ♪
♪ And if you follow my advice You'll see to your delight ♪
♪ That either way You're always right ♪
Yeah, I think I get it.
♪ You needn't be a misfit You can change the status quo ♪
♪ You're saying, if I risk it ♪
- ♪ Oh, the places I could go ♪ - That's right.
♪ And when you think There's no hope left ♪
♪ Believe with all your might ♪
♪ That either way You're always right ♪
[Mika] ♪ There's no such thing ♪
♪ As a stupid question ♪
[Bose] Are there birds in Canada?
♪ Cause stupid questions Teach you a lesson ♪
[Bose] So what is Canada?
[Ray] ♪ And if you give your all ♪
♪ My friends I know you could be great ♪
[Schwoz, Ray] ♪ Sometimes we must do things ♪
♪ We hate to graduate ♪
[Chapa] ♪ So every time you say ♪
♪ You can't Then you're right ♪
♪ You really can't ♪
♪ But every time You say you can ♪
♪ And you can is confident ♪
[all] ♪ You could achieve anything ♪
♪ so to yourself being kind ♪
♪ Cause either way ♪
♪ You're always right ♪
Look, Ma, I'm smart.