- (React) We're gonna play a game of This or That,
with the most popular TikToks of all time.
- How long's it been around? (laughs)
- There's all kinds, a variety of everything,
from historical stuff, to sexual stuff, innuendo.
- Sexual stuff, I hope.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Okay.
- Oh no, it's a drone.
- Wow, gluteus maximus. (Vera laughs)
My favorite Roman empire.
It's amazing how these things catch on.
- (React) Yep.
- If you went and saw that,
you would think well, that's pretty average.
- Oh God.
- ♪ Everything just disappears ♪ ♪ Don't wanna be someone else ♪
- He's doing a great lip sync to her.
- Okay. - I didn't know Minnie Mouse did rap.
- It's better than the other one. The other one is nothing.
It's like boom boom boom.
- I'm gonna say this, only 'cause it's...
I don't even know who'd watch either of those more than once.
- Yeah.
They're very close to each other, really.
- I can't stand that voice.
- Oh.
- Close, they're very close. - (Cynthia) Very close.
- I don't really watch that that often,
but I can see your point.
- We're welcome to Chippendale guys,
now they know how to move their butt.
- (both) Oh! - That's what's her name?
- Alright, here we go, green hair.
- Okay. - (React) Do you know who that is?
- No.
- Oh, Billie Eilish! I love her.
- Very unflattering looking.
Oh, that's cute. - Now this, I like.
- That's adorable. - This, I like, the kid and the...
- Aw, fantastic.
- Some people are going down the escalator.
(Cynthia laughs)
- That would make me laugh
if I was in a mall or somewhere and saw that.
- (React) Between these two, which one do you think has more likes?
- I hope the that.
- But since I don't really know them...
- I like that more.
- I think the elevator people are more interesting.
- Oh yeah. - Billie Eilish, yeah.
That's easy, even for elders.
- Not impressed.
- Aw, it's just because she's, she has lots of viewers.
- Aw.
- She's famous, that's all that matters.
- (narrator) Alright, let's move out.
- I wonder what he's throwing?
- Christmas ball looked like a grenade.
Aw, so pretty.
- Oh, they're showing how good they throw the ball, I guess?
- ♪ Rocking around ♪ I like the music! (laughs)
- The decoration's not too bad.
- I don't get what, they're throwing Christmas ornaments or something.
- ♪ Now from the top ♪ ♪ Make it drop ♪
- Boy, that's hard to do, I can tell you that.
- ♪ Now get a bucket and a mop ♪
- She's amazingly limber. Wow.
- Is that what you call twerking?
- I thought this kinda [censored] was over?
- ♪ That's some wet ♪ ♪ That's some wet ♪
- (laughs) I don't know. - Way beyond twerking.
- Way beyond twerking. (laughs)
- Ouch. (laughs)
- Now that's talent.
- I'll go with the this, because he's famous, I think.
- Ugh. - Oh, this, definitely this.
- Yeah. - Twerking's over.
- I'll go with this, also.
- (React) You're both saying Addison?
- Yeah, because we appreciate talent.
- Oh! - Oh yeah, see, he's way ahead.
- Our choice is correct.
- We've seen everything!
- 1.8 billion!?
- Oh boy. - (Phil) God.
- ♪ And this one is for ♪ ♪ The champions ♪
- Aw, this is cool.
- Oh, they have a hoop there, basketball hoop,
and a soccer ball, that's not a basketball.
- It is fun with all the random people.
- Ah.
- ♪ And this one is ♪ ♪ For the champions ♪
- I like this! - Aw!
- I like this, this is, yeah. - Yeah, that's fun.
- Yeah, he got a basket, too! That's fun.
- Yeah. - That like pop up, running around,
I love that, that's creative.
- (woman) (gasps) Are you okay? Do you need something?
- A brain. - (chef) I need your number.
(both laugh)
- Ah. (laughs)
- Aw, look at her! (laughs)
- Aw.
- I like the hoop, I'm going with this.
- I'm going with this.
- That. - I think the that.
- I'm not impressed by the chef.
- The way that people react
to a ball being thrown at them is interesting.
- I like the chef.
He kind of like embarrassed the girl.
- I'd give my number so fast. Free food, you bet.
- I can't believe that got more, oh my God!
- Well, you know, he needs the tips, you know?
- ♪ She like Faygo ♪ ♪ You getting bigger ♪
♪ I remember when you was ♪ ♪ A little ♪
- Well. - Try to avoid.
- She can see without sticking herself out of the car.
- Oh. - She could see someone's coming,
and I don't know what this guy's, he's looking and then saying
get the heck out.
- (React) His name is Khaby Lame,
he is one of the largest TikTokers ever.
- I don't know, but he should change his underpants, I think.
(Vera laughs)
Don't you?
- I think those are shorts.
- I hope he's got some support there.
- I think the first one is the this.
- (React) This is all one video.
- Oh, okay. (laughs)
- Oh cool! - Oh.
Like Harry Potter.
- Now, that's amazing.
- (man) Like my costume? - Yes.
- See the glass between his legs?
See the glass between his legs? - Yeah!
- Ah, that's how he does it. That's brilliant.
- Oh! - Ah!
- That's very clever. I like that.
- I like that too. - How about that guy?
- (React) You guys both think that?
- Yep.
- (React) So you think this guy has more views, Cynthia?
- Yeah.
- (React) And then you think this guy has more views, Rhoda?
- I hope so.
(buzzer rings) - (gasps) My lord!
- You're kidding, that had 2.3 billion?
- The other guy is a total waste.
- You can see it over and over again.
You wanna show other people.
- I know, and be like look at this, it's so cool.
- Wow, good for him.
- Oh, this is what's her name?
- Is she famous? - I don't know.
I wouldn't know, is she famous?
- That's the only good part. - Yeah. (laughs)
- Nice voice.
- (React) This isn't her song. - I was kidding.
- (React) She's been on our channel.
She came in and she surprised fans.
- Well, do we look like her typical fanbase?
(Gary laughs)
How would we know or care? (laughs)
- (laughs) That's cute.
- ♪ Oh, you don't mean ♪ ♪ Nothing at all to me ♪
- That's it?
- (React) That's the entirety of the video.
- That's it? Now that's hard.
- I refuse to vote on this.
- Well, I will go with this. - So, I, oh.
- The singer.
- I guess I'll have, yeah, I'd have to go with her over,
that second one's not worth wasting time, sorry.
- Bella Poarch, I love her.
- (React) Which one of these do you think has more likes?
- This.
- Oh! Oh my lord, look at that!
- Oh, 51.6, she's still got more, but wow.
- What, how did they find him and why?
- I think I should get on TikTok.
- It'd be more interesting than this.
- This is insipid [censored].
- I guess people have nothing better to do.
- Hmm.
(Gary laughs) - Aw.
- Okay, now, that's cute.
(Vera laughs)
- Aw, that was adorable.
- That was cute, that was cute.
- Well, alright, now, I guess. - To some people, that's cute.
- That's always cute, that's a winner.
(both laugh)
- They're both very cute.
- Curiosity killed the cat. Remember that one?
- Oh, they're so curious. They just (laughs).
They gotta know.
- They're both pretty good, I like 'em both.
- Oh. - Aw, that's a tough call.
- Now this is tough! - This is a tough call. (laughs)
- I'm gonna go with my kitty.
- I'll go with the baby.
Oh no, the kitty won!
- Ah! Oh, oh, oh!
You get a thank you, TikTok!
- I like it, I like them both.
- Hey, they're both entertaining.
They're meaningful, they're something of value.
- Curiosity kills the cat. - Yes, exactly.
But you don't often get to see a cat from that perspective.
- Alright, they're gonna slingshot somebody.
- He's like looking at different dimensions.
Dangerous.
- Somebody just got a new camera.
- Are they gonna burn it down?
- Oh, they're just showing close ups of different things, huh?
Art, this is art. - It's pretty.
- At least there's something here.
- So he's taking a lot of average things
and making really, really, mysterious.
- I don't know if this is a skill, or they studied to do this, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
- Ugh.
- What are they...
- Oh, they put some kind of chemicals together,
and made an explosion.
- How are they gonna clean that up?
You know, that's my first thought. - With a bulldozer. (laughs)
- The this. - I think it's the that.
- I'm going with this.
- I still think this.
- Wow! - Oh!
Okay TikTok! Oh cool!
- Oh! - What?
What just happened?
- 362 million to 266 million.
- (Rhoda) Oh.
- And I'd be worried about the guy's house there.
Did they clear that with the guy that lives there?
Does he care?
- (man) Kids, breakfast is ready!
- Oh, oh my goodness. - Oh.
- (man) Um, breakfast is not ready!
- Oh God. - Woops, he spilled the milk.
- He's using the two cups as his shoes or something.
- (React) Yep.
- That's very, very unsafe. No wonder why he tripped.
- Oh boy. - No, that's not fun.
- So everybody is hiding in the bathroom.
- Yeah, waiting for him to come in.
- (woman) This is my spot, go get your own.
- (man) Okay, that'll work.
- Aw, that's cool. - Oh, that's good.
- That's cool!
- Oh, that was well done.
- Now that's clever.
- He got into the mirror? - Very clever.
He got in the bathtub with the thing,
and she's getting under the sink with that guy.
- (laughs) That is clever. - Oh!
- That takes the cake. - I thought it was a mirror.
- That's cool. - That is good, that is good, yeah.
- Yeah, I like that one.
The first one looks very staged to me.
- Well, I'm going with that,
'cause that messy milk thing annoys me.
- (laughs) That doesn't impress me.
- (React) The messy milk thing annoys you?
- Yes, because what kind of an idiot would
walk around with plastic cups on his feet
carrying a half gallon of milk?
- (React) He is the same guy as Harry Potter riding the...
- Oh he is? - Okay.
I gotta look him up, yeah. - May have to check him out.
I gotta check him out, he's good.
- 1.1 billion is fantastic. They deserve that, so creative.
- Well, these people thought this out,
rehearsed it, practiced it, did it right.
- I like that. They walked into the mirror.
- He knows how to entertain people.
- (Rhoda) Yes.
- What the, okay.
Down, down, down, down.
- That took planning and skill to do that.
- Oh yeah, the construction is incredible.
- And to know which, how to make each thing.
What size to get the note, you know.
- The engineering part of it.
- It's a perpetual motion machine. - Yeah, it's kinda cute.
(Rhoda laughs)
- (React) Alright, here's the second one.
- Oh, is it gonna paint? Oh my goodness.
(Vera laughs) - Ah.
- Modern art.
- Gonna sell by the millions. - That's so amazing!
- Adding some yellow, nice.
(Cynthia gasps) Oh my gosh!
- Green? Oh wow!
- Multicolored. - It's a tree?
(Cynthia gasps)
- So is that for real though?
- How long did it take to train that dog to do that?
I know they're very smart dogs.
- I'm going with the dog. I'm a dog guy.
- That.
- Love that dog, wow. - Yeah, me too.
- (Gary) Ah! (buzzer rings)
- Now see, I kinda knew it would be the first one.
- (Gary) I wouldn't. - 'Cause it was so cool.
- I would like to see the real thing. (laughs)
- That's weird. - Oh boy, I don't agree.
The dog doing that is fantastic.
- But not as much as the animated one.
- The dog only has like 30.8.
- (man) I think he's hungry. Yo bro, come here.
You hungry, bro? - (man) Yeah.
- Looks like he's gonna steal something, break in?
- No no, the guy invited him in for something to eat.
He's trying to be a good citizen.
- (man) Hold on one second.
- Aw. (laughs)
- (man) Here you go, bro, is that alright?
- That's nice. - Mm-hmm.
- (man) You're welcome, bro. Enjoy.
- Yeah, that it's just, it's good to see.
- Yeah. - There are good people.
And there are kind people that would just,
for no reason, help someone, just to help 'em.
- That's right.
- Oh. - She's gonna take him out.
- Woops!
- Oh my goodness. - Wow.
- Oh God.
(React laughs)
I'm going with the homeless guy.
- Well, I don't know, I think the this one
is a good note on society.
- We disagree for once. - It's a moral lesson on the left.
- How do you like that? We disagree for once.
- And the right is self defense, so I don't know.
- Yeah, but women need self defense.
- Wow! - Oh, the other one's got way more.
- I think about my own daughters and family,
hoping they have the confidence
not to be pushed around by some doofus.
- I'm still trying to find the point of watching these things.
- No. - (Gary) Look at that.
- I knew it, I knew it, you knew that too, Gary.
- I guess that TikTok is not sending a message out,
you know, it's pretty much just like performing.
- (React) Gary, would you watch Catherine's TikToks?
- Oh yeah, oh yeah, definitely, definitely.
- (laughs) Aw Gary, you're a good friend.
- (React) Now you know some of the TikTok stars.
- Oh yeah, big stars. - Oh boy, will I remember them.
(laughs)
- (React) Rhoda. - Yes?
- (React) You actually got the most right
out of everybody in this episode.
- Oh my gosh, that's amazing. - Oh wow!
- (React) You got eight of these.
- Oh, thank you! (Cynthia gasps)
- (React) So for not liking TikTok,
you apparently have the best TikTok prowess.
- Right, right! (Rhoda laughs)
Thank you guys for watching this episode.
- How many of these did you get right?
Let us know in the comments below.
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- Bye! - Bye!
- (both) Catch us on Elders React.
(Rhoda blows kiss)