(cheerful music)
- [Penn] From the stainless steel tanks
of the Chateau de la Flublublueaux.
Aged 48 hours on the yogurt function
of the Instant Pot that we got at Target.
Sophistication.
Elegance.
Sensuality.
Exclusivity.
And a taste like chili and defeat. (coughing)
"A 10 out of 10," said no one ever.
"Absolutely delicious," said George Clooney
about a different wine.
Scurrying cat. (cat meows)
Buy it right meow.
Disclaimer, if you are under 21, do not do this.
This is an adult activity.
Also, you're probably gonna hate it if you're over 21.
- Yeah, you may not wanna do it if you're over 21.
- That's the disclaimer.
(dramatic music)
- Hi, and welcome to Nailed It,
a little segment where we try all these
cool, beautiful things off the internet
and just really nail it.
- Mom is still getting over our last Nailed It.
- This is not coming off.
- This is a disaster.
- [Penn] Everybody out of the tub. (mumbled shouting)
And needs some way to relax.
There's no better way to relax
than with a nice glass of wine.
And there's no better way to make wine
than with an Instant Pot. (laughs)
- This is from David Murphy who writes
on a blog post, foodnservice.com.
He has found a way to make wine in an Instant Pot.
Here's what you're gonna need.
Some Welch's good old fashioned grape juice,
a cup of sugar, (Penn groans)
a funnel, a packet of L-
How do you say that, Lalv-?
Lalvin, Lalvin red wine yeast?
And an Instant Pot.
Ready? - This is gonna be delicious.
- I feel that also in my family,
they were definitely like bootleggers.
Now we're gonna add the sugar to the bottle of grape juice.
I feel like we're gonna open a winery after this,
we're gonna move to Napa.
- Uh-huh.
- Shake vigorously for one to two minutes.
- Heavy metal music! (nostalgic accordion music)
- Now we're gonna put the yeast in it,
and this is, it's premium rouge.
What should the name be of our wine?
- Ah.
- [Child] Vold-er-er wine.
- Chateau de la Flublublueaux?
We make from the hills of-
I have become Italian all of a sudden, sorry.
- I love it
- Buddy, you're out, you can't do this.
- Okay, alright, so now you shake it side to side.
Once done, pour the juice from the bottle
into your Instant Pot inner pot liner.
- [Kim] I feel like maybe we didn't shake it up enough.
- [Penn] Well, it'll, it'll spread.
(Instant Pot "lid locked on" beeping)
- It always sounds like I won a video game
when I turn it on. - Yeah.
Alright, let's do it!
- Alright, so it's a yogurt function?
I think it just starts.
- All we have to do now is wait!
We just made wine in 3 minutes!
- Every great wine is an action
and then a noun or a place.
- Whispering angel.
- Exactly
- [Both] Smoking loon.
- Yeah, yeah, so it would have to be like
- Scurrying...
- Cat. (both laugh)
- But I think we should go for
what it's gonna taste like.
What the emotions- - I think it might taste
like a scurrying cat!
Like, you know how like when cats get scared,
they let out this awful odor?
- (chuckles) No?!
- Wait, am I wrong about that, Julie?
Julie has a cat.
Look it up!
Get the phone, get the phone.
Cat, scared, odor.
Cat odor.
- (laughs) It's not a thing, honey.
- When frightened, a kitty may express fluid
from his anal glands, resulting in a smelly situation!
Fortunately, this behavior is perfectly normal!
The name of our wine-
- Is Butt Smelly Anal Gland.
- No, Scurrying Cat.
- [Penn] We need to make a label.
Right? - Right.
- I could buy some stock photos of like, scared cats.
(all laugh)
- [Penn] That one!
I mean, come on, that's our label!
- [Kim] And then, "Scurrying Cat."
- [Penn] Yeah.
- It's been almost 48 hours!
- Three minutes left!
We gave it a name, we designed our own label.
You see that?
- The Scurrying Cat
- It's called The Scurrying Cat.
This has been a real labor of love, honey.
Like, most vintners, they spend
- I mean, they spend years. - 5-6 years on a grape.
We spent - Two days.
- And about five minutes.
- I know.
- (both) 10, 9-
(Instant Pot timer beeps) (both cheer)
(Penn clapping)
- Okay
- Close it up, it's ready!
So Kim is dislodging the hatch door.
Oh, I've just gotten a lot of water spilled on me.
- Ooh
- It smells like wine
- [Kim] It does smell like wine!
- Oh man, that smells strong,
get your nose all the way in there.
Take a big whiff.
- It smells like a little bit of chili and wine,
like maybe I didn't rinse my pot out well enough
after the Super Bowl.
- Well, you know, like, one of my favorite types
of wine is Chilean wine.
We are bottling.
- Our first bottle of wine!
- It is so warm, can we put it in the fridge
or do we have to drink it like this?
No, we have to drink it like this.
- I mean, I waited two days, I don't wanna.
- Wow.
Get the bouquet.
- Smells like, it smells like a chili dog a little bit?
- Gosh, it does smell like meat.
- Are we doing this?
I'm a little nervous.
Now, you have to take a legit sip.
That's a rule.
And you have to try to keep from spitting it out.
Try to keep it in your stomach.
Okay? - Okay.
- Here we go.
Cheers.
To Chateau de la
- [Both] Flublublueaux.
- Scurrying Cat.
(glasses clink)
(Kim coughs)
- It has the consistency of like, a ketchup.
(Penn coughs) Don't, don't, don't.
- [Penn] Oh, it's coating my mouth. (gags)
- It has the consistency of like, a ketchup
(Penn gags)
Penn, don't you dare.
- [Penn] I don't want to, I just have a lot...
(Penn retching)
- God bless, no you're not.
No you are not.
(Penn retching, coughing)
- [Penn] I need something else to coat my mouth.
I need...
(Penn retches and coughs)
- So Penn did not enjoy it.
(Penn groans, gags)
- It was really warm.
And it stayed in my...
It stayed in my mouth
and it was like cough syrup that had gone bad.
- Like a wat-- (Penn belches)
- If I don't do it I'm gonna throw up,
I'm sorry, keep talking
- I feel like it's like a watery ketchup,
like a very fruit-forward.
I, so, um, Nailed It.
- Nailed it!
- I would not recommend this if you wanted wine
that tasted good. (Penn laughs)
Can we talk about how I'm way tougher than you are?
- You have, like,
your taste buds are less sensitive than mine,
I have very sensitive taste buds, and I have,
and my dentists have all told me this,
quite the gag reflex.
Like, you know, let's sell this thing,
let's make it like a commercial, and sell it.
(dramatic strings music)
From the stainless steel tanks
of the Chateau de la Flublublueaux,
aged 48 hours on the yogurt function
of the Instant Pot that we got at Target,
Sophistication.
Elegance.
Sensuality.
Exclusivity.
And a taste like chili and defeat. (Kim coughs)
"A 10 out of 10!"
Said no one, ever.
"Absolutely delicious!"
said George Clooney, about a different wine.
Scurrying Cat, (cat meows)
buy it right meow.
- Thanks for watching Nailed It.
What else should we try?
I hope it's something that takes two days
and tastes terrible!
- Yeah
- Bye! - Bye!