nothing beats the feeling of hopping on a motorcycle leaving all your worries
behind in just hitting the open road oh yeah the Carefree Adventure the wind
blowing through my care hold up a second I don't have a horse what's
going on here
okay so it's clear there's one thing standing between me and Adventure on the
open road a motorcycle but let's be real 20 grand for a beautiful Sleek
potentially life-threatening vehicle with Bluetooth capabilities in this
economy I don't think so all right guys we definitely can't afford a motorcycle
so we're gonna have to build one any ideas is that a potato what I think
we're trying to be cost effective here we should probably just build it out of
trash solid idea and lucky for me it was my favorite day of the week garbage day
that means hundreds of garbage cans just ready to be rummaged through now I
searched almost every street in the neighborhood and all I found was a ton
of cardboard and enough Christmas trees to make a whole Forest which wasn't very
helpful but I was still optimistic that was until I was met by my mortal enemy
the garbage truck now these oh he just saw me hey all right act natural pretend
you're enjoying the view you know what let's just let's get out of here garbage
day is great you can get all sorts of free stuff but only if you're faster the
garbage truck it's like a nice little Adrenaline Rush first thing in the
morning so I ran to a nearby neighborhood and sure enough the garbage
men had already cleaned this out I was gonna have to drive around if I wanted
to keep up with them wait what this isn't good either the garbage men
slashed my tire or I ran over a nail or something
so they immobilized me and took the little bit of Freedom that I had left
how am I supposed to get a taste of Carefree Adventure now well on second
thought this garage is pretty filthy and there seems to be trash all over the
place you know what this this might work I gathered up a decent pile of junk and
then I realized something I have no idea how to build a motorcycle the closest
thing to a motorcycle scooter here
and recycles are not the same but one thing they definitely have in common is
Wheels I'm gonna need a nice back wheel with a good old sprocket on there and
I'll be riding into the sunset before I know it well not like directly into the
sunset because that would like burn but like driving into the Horizon where like
you can't see me anymore because I want out of here man I've been tired and
stressed and I just want to get me some of that sweet sweet Adventure so
basically the wheel is gonna go right here in between these two things
creating like our rear Forks but this adhesive is still wet so there's really
not much else I can do and it's not like I knew what I could do anyway I didn't
have a plan all right guys I made the back wheel and some Forks but I'm not
really sure on where to go purple dude are you even with us dude I wouldn't
he's been all bent out of shape ever since the green dude situation what's
the green dude situation basically his buddy green dude got hit by a car after
he told him to cross the street so he feels responsible for his death turns
out he's alive but he ran away from purple dude when he went to go find him
so I don't know maybe he's got amnesia or something how do you know this and I
don't I don't know which no different stuff that seems like a major plot hole
but anyway guys we need to figure out a plan how are we going to build this
motorcycle I don't know I think you're just gonna mess around until something
works okay that that's definitely a potato yes okay fine yeah it's a potato
I like them I think you should just focus on what you can do and the rest
will just fall into place yeah so I guess it was just time to mess around
and see what I could come up with but uh did you see the guy in there eating the
potato like it's one thing if it was cooked or something but the guy was just
eating like a raw sweet potato it must be super gross but uh anyway it was time
to see if this sprocket actually works oh yo yes okay that works so now we
gotta build the frame now this isn't the first thing I've built and it certainly
won't be the last so make sure you subscribe for more of that with the
construction of the frame was coming along a lot better than expected but
unfortunately I was not prepared for the mental battle that I was about to face
so now I gotta put the front wheel in steering
or something out but lately I've been in this like creative rut and I just don't
have any motivation and I'm ignoring all my obligations
I don't know I just feel
like I'm trapped like I'm trapped in my own mind I can't get out of bed I can't
exercise it's a struggle to eat healthy it's a struggle to do anything so yeah I
kind of just want to run away I want to just ride off into the sunset and never
look back but I can't do that until I have a motorcycle so I think you should
just focus on what you can do and the rest will just fall into place
thanks all right so I might not be able to come
up with a steering mechanism right now but what I can do is find my front wheel
and handlebars so I'll rip the wheel off this golf caddy cart thing and I'll use
this pogo stick for the handlebars wow I'm surprised I got this far because you
know somebody once told me that the world was Gonna Roll me now here I am
feeling like the sharpest tool in the shed in the world has in fact not
rolled me
man I really hope those flyers work no hold up
what just happened what did you just take your head off you thought that was
my head uh yeah everybody thought it was your head dude are you kidding me Jasper
did you think that was his head oh yeah dude it's just a suit but aren't you
like an interdimensional being yeah this is the official interdimensional being
guard so that's not your skin no this is my skin oh my god dude that's disgusting
what I awoke the next day feeling as though the world had rolled me but I
knew that couldn't be true so I got out of bed and went for a walk because I
knew that with a little exercise and some vitamin D I'd be ready to roll the
world all I had to do was finish this motorcycle first and then I'd be out on
a worry-free adventure I couldn't wait the front tire is looking pretty good
now I just gotta put it on here so ideally the front wheel would sit right
about here which means right about here is where the steering is gonna have to
connect to the bike and that also means all the weight is going to be carried
right here so whatever I do is gonna have to be strong and I still had no
idea what I was gonna do for the steering and then it hit me my electric
scooter of course I would just use the same steering technique that I used on
that wow I'm surprised I didn't think of this sooner and I'm even more surprised
that you're not subscribed if you are subscribed I'm not yelling at you I'm
yelling at the people who aren't subscribed why aren't you subscribed
it's easy it costs you nothing and it helps me out a lot you want to help me
out a lot don't you okay let's see if this thing works
now I'm not gonna lie I was a little nervous the world was Gonna Roll me on
this one but I Was a Fool to believe such foolish Foolery the speed was
unmatched the steering was impeccable the build was solid this motorcycle was
going to be insane
foreign I almost spit up my potato oh I missed
it hey how's it going man hey I went on a walk this morning I think it helped
maybe you should do that oh
okay so a few things one this wheel keeps locking up on me two there's
nowhere to sit and three I don't have a motor so Bing Bang Boom I fixed the
front wheel and I added a couple little pegs for my feet to sit on and then
began the construction of the seat which I made very sturdy and very comfortable
using some soft packing foam and some fake grass for the cushion to make it
look super nice now there's just one more thing that this motorcycle needs
and that would be a motor but that's a problem for tomorrow because I'm going
to bed and you expect me to clean this up I'm not cleaning this up
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where have you been I don't want to see you ever again purple dude but for why
you know what happened I got hit by a car and you just left me there without
even checking my pulse you clearly don't care come on buddy let's just hug it out
get away from it leave him alone
it was a new day I needed a motor for my motorless motorbike I was stressed my
obligations were piling up I searched the whole garage for a motor I found
nothing I found something a chainsaw now if I can get this chainsaw motor on that
bike and it's gonna go super fast I started taking apart the chainsaw
removing all the components until I had just the bare minimum and after putting
it inside the bike I realized that this just wasn't gonna work the chain didn't
line up with the drive shaft and the chain was too short to even reach the
drive shaft I was just totally out of luck but then my brain started to tickle
maybe I was having a stroke or maybe I had an idea my giant toothbrush my
scooter and my Tesla all have one thing in common electric power I knew exactly
what I had to do
who are you supposed to be I am successful
that's a pretty lame name nope no it's not it's cool it's like socks it's like
success but like with socks socks yeah no it just doesn't land what
what do you think it's it's not great
huh anyway
the day had finally arrived the last piece of my motorcycle was here and it
was time for me to get serious I know what I need to do no matter what
happens Nothing's Gonna Stand in my way this time
ultimate punch you have no idea what you've just done
you think this is the end this is just the beginning you've seen only but a
fraction of me every punch you'll end it just made me stronger this isn't even my
final form You Haven't Seen the Last of Me and other things villains would say
that's enough out of you get out of here yeah what he said normally this is what
I'd say he wouldn't be bothering you anymore but I judging by what he said I
think he's going to be bothering you more
yeah
the motorcycle was finally done and I was ready for adventure but then
something dawned on me I could hop on this bike and drive off right now but
where would I go and realistically would anything even be different
I can't run away from your problems you can't just ignore them and expect things
to get better you have to face them head on and find a solution and as a wise man
once said the Years start coming and they don't stop coming so you better
enjoy it because life is just one big roller coaster and these problems that
we face and these obstacles that stand in our way well they're just part of the
adventure that's all I got