- Hey guys, the video you're about to watch is satire,
you know, for shits and giggles.
Always remember that laughing is
and always will be the best form of therapy.
(man laughs silently)
- Hey guys, I finally got some good news
for all you Phillips CPAP users out there
regarding the recall.
I have just received the statement, it's very exciting.
And I thought I'd share it with you.
All right, here we go.
Sleep and respiratory care update dated 30th of June, 2021.
Phillips announces interim solution for device recall.
Amazing. Here at Phillips, there is nothing we take more
seriously than providing patients with high quality products
that are safe and reliable.
Please refrain from visiting the FDA website
to fact check this, okay.
Phillips has fast-tracked a new short term CPAP device named
the Phillips Nightmare,
which can be used as an interim device,
whilst we finalize transforming our toothbrush factory
into a dedicated CPAP manufacturing facility.
Amazing. Phillips has actually sent me a brand new
Phillips Nightmare to show you guys
and do a bit of a test on.
So we'll do that in a minute.
I just wanna quickly run through a few frequently asked
questions that are on this document okay?
All right, so first one.
Does the new Nightmare have humidification?
No.
We suggest you move to a tropical climate and or rainforest.
We hear Hawaii is nice this time of year.
Is the Phillips Nightmare noisy?
Not as noisy as your snoring.
All right, is the new Nightmare safe and free from foam?
Here at Phillips your health and safety
is our number five priority.
The new Nightmare has passed the same safety tests that all
our devices are subject to.
For sound insulation, our product's safety engineers used
asbestos instead of polyester polyurethane foam. (sniffs)
Is the new Nightmare as good as the Dreamstation 1?
Like the Dreamstation 2 the new nightmare is 29%
smaller and 2.5% lighter than the Dreamstation 1.
This is because like the Dreamstation 2,
we took everything out of the machine
and left you with nothing but an air pump.
Okay.
All right guys. So that's the statement.
Now let's hit out to the truck so I can give you a live
demonstration on how to use your brand new
Phillips Nightmare device.
All right guys, so here we are in the truck
with my brand new Phillips Nightmare,
the interim device for the recall.
Now, unfortunately, Phillips hasn't released an AC version
of this machine.
They've only given you the DC version,
which means you are gonna have to sleep in your car
or caravan.
But look at the end of the day,
at least you'll be breathing, all right.
So I'm gonna show you how to do it.
First of all, you just grab your DC power supply,
whack it in your 12 volt there.
Now it will work with any CPAP tubing okay?
So it has got universal fitting.
So you just gotta use a little bit of elbow grease
to get it on there,
but it'll go on see like that.
Once you've done that,
I've just got a little Fisher and Paykel Evora Mask here.
Hello to my friends at Fisher and Paykel,
glad to know your CPAP machine is nice and safe
and free from foamgate.
All right. The brand new Phillips Nightmare test one
here we go.
Now just come in a bit, sezzy.
I'm just gonna pop back here.
Yeah, here we go all right.
Now I've heard that this machine is just as quiet as the
Dreamstation 2.
So fingers crossed here we go.
I can't wait for a good night's sleep.
(Phillips Nightmare revs)
Wooses. (chuckles)
Phillips you've done it again.
By far the quietest Phillips machine I have ever slept with
the brand new Nightmare.
I think most of you will end up actually using this as your
everyday device.
That's how much I love it.
So there you have it guys, the brand new Phillips Nightmare.
What a fantastic idea, a really brilliant interim device.
While you wait for your recall to be sorted,
which should only be a couple of months.
Now all you have to do to get your very own
free Phillips Nightmare is just register for the recall.
How easy is that huh?
But please check back soon as they'll be adding
it's functionality later.
Take care, guys.
I wish you all the best. Bye.