Hello, gentlemen. You are the bereaved?
Yeah, man.
Francis donnelly. Pleased to meet you.
Jeff lebowski.
Walter sobchak.
The dude, actually, is, uh--
Excuse me?
Oh, nothing.
Yes, I understand you're taking away the remains.
Yeah.
We have the urn.
I assume this is credit card.
Yeah.
Walter: Ahem.
What's this?
That's for the urn.
Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.
Yes, so we were informed.
However, we must, of course,
Transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
This is $180.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Can we just, uh-- $180?
They range up to 3,000.
Uh, we're, uh, ahem!
Can't we just rent it from you?
Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
We're scattering the fucking ashes!
Look, just because we're bereaved,
Doesn't make us saps!
Sir, please, lower your voices.
Man, don't you have, you know,
Something else we could put him in, you know?
That is our most modestly priced receptacle.
God damn it!
Is there a ralphs around here?