with you called Pop Culture Age.
Basically, we're gonna determine your baseline age,
and then with every question I ask you,
depending on your answer,
your pop culture age will go up or down.
So let's see where you land, okay?
- Okay.
- Let's first determine your baseline age.
Okay, your real age, throw that out the window.
This is the real deal right here, okay.
- Cool.
- What is the gesture
for rolling down a car window?
[quirky music]
Interesting you do that.
It says here, if you do a cranking motion,
you are 50.
- [laughs]
- If you think about it,
children these days do not identify with this motion.
Is your mind--
- Do they go like that? - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, wow. - [imitates window humming]
- Hilarious. - It's okay.
There's opportunity here to reduce
or possibly increase your baseline--
- Okay, I mean, I told you. - It's okay.
Your baseline age is 50. - Okay.
We're starting with that. - Okay.
- Now let's see where we go from there.
Does the name Miss Cleo ring any bells?
[quirky music]
- I know there's, like, CLEO Skincare lines.
- You know what, is your answer no?
- No. - Subtract 20 years.
Because that is an old person thing.
Yes! - Oh, my God.
- So now you are 30. You are 30 years old.
- Thank you. I'm 35 in real life.
So this is amazing. I'm so young.
- And I'm doing math.
- Okay, here we go. Next question.
Do you have a landline?
- No, I don't-- I have a cell phone.
- Okay, if so, subtract 20.
So now you are ten.
You are ten years old. Live it.
- I'm ten. I mean, okay.
- Do you have a Finsta?
- I have no idea what that is.
- Great, if the answer is, "What is a Finsta?"
Add 40 years. You are back to 50 now.
[laughter]
Next one, do you know what it means
to be left on read?
[quirky music]
♪
- No. [laughs]
- If no, add 20 years.
You are 70 years old now.
- Everybody watching this who knows me in real life
is gonna be like, "Yeah, that's about right."
Like, you're so not cool.
You're not. - I think you're the coolest,
but let me tell you what it is.
Being left on read means that
you sent a text message to someone,
they read it, and they didn't respond.
- Oh, I had thought you were talking about the color.
So I was thinking, like, oh, like, Zoom recording.
It's red? Like, that's--
I just want everyone listening to know, like,
I am 70. - Okay.
Well, right now you are 70.
But we have one last question here,
and this could make a big difference, okay?
Depending on this answer, we will get your final age.
Do you know the difference
between a Tamagotchi and a Takashi?
- I know what a Tamagotchi is, 'cause I loved my Tamagotchi.
I have no idea what the other one is.
- Okay, if no, your final age is--drum roll.
[both imitate drum roll]
68 years old. Congratulations.
- Younger than 70.
I got two years off there though.
And I knew Tamagotchi,
'cause that was totally my childhood,
but what was the other thing?
- Tekashi69 is a rapper.
A little bit of a controversial figure,
but a rapper, and a Tamagotchi--
I bet you everyone at home that's a kid is like,
"What the heck is a Tamagotchi?"
- That is hilarious.
- Our digital children. Before Siri and Alexa existed,
we had Tamagotchis, our digital children.
- [laughs] That's so true.
It's exactly what they were.
- Beth, congratulations on being 68.
Not too shabby. - Thank you so much.
- I think you're the coolest person ever.
Yes. Thank you so much for being on this show.
Everyone at home, make sure you check out "The Neighborhood."
It airs on CBS on Mondays.
You are everything to me. - You are everything to me.